I'll kill you after I finish this game!

To be honest, it's really hard to dislike the way the gentlemen from the Pure Land reciprocate with chocolates, and it also fits the customs of Valentine's Day.

Moreover, the women who were bombarded with this love poem and photographic images were not just those who were watching on site.

Countless other female viewers were already blushing and their hearts were pounding, and they were also getting nosebleeds.

"Pfft... No, I really can't take it anymore."

In the outskirts of Liyue in Teyvat, the Traveler Luminous, who was completing her daily quest, squatted in the wilderness, covering her nose, with a strange chuckle on her flushed face.

Well, among the men in the Thirteen Knights of the Holy Lance, there's bound to be one you like.

Travelers are quite eclectic; aside from Spider-Man, they generally find everything appealing and fantastic.

"Traveler, didn't you say you were only interested in girls?"

Paimon, floating to the side, looked disgusted and helpless, and took out a tissue from his secret space where he hid Mora and handed it to the embarrassing traveler.

Ying took the tissue and stuffed it into her nostrils, took a deep breath through her mouth, her pretty face still flushed, and shamelessly retorted to her family's emergency food:

"I've just realized that I'm simply into eroticism, whether it's female or male eroticism, as long as it's erotic! Eroticism is the best!!!"

After saying that, he proudly put his hands on his hips and puffed out his chest.

Paimon carefully examined his traveler, a beautiful young woman dressed in a pure white, cool dress like a white lily, with a slender and graceful figure, delicate and pretty face, and beautiful blonde hair.

Despite her cute and beautiful appearance, her personality is surprisingly... scumbag.

They might restrain themselves in front of others, remaining completely silent like a mute, but once they get to know someone, their interactions completely change.

Thinking this, Paimon suddenly remembered the traveler's brother.

Could that blond heartthrob who seemed so aloof last time also have a personality like Ying? The kind who doesn't resist either men or women?

"But speaking of which, I also miss the Valentine's Day celebrations in other worlds." The Traveler rubbed his flushed cheeks and said to Paimon, "I also received chocolates back then, though not as many as my brother."

Having traveled extensively around the world, Ying has experienced special holidays like Valentine's Day before.

I remember living in a modern city, that guy Kong was the most attractive to girls, and he received quite a few chocolates from them.

However, Ying said she had never seen such a scene before, especially the special return gift from the men in the video.

As a girl, Ying couldn't stand the barrage of love confessions in different styles.

Although she has received chocolates before, Ying is not immune to or resistant to different styles of romantic confessions.

Returning to the video, as Valentine's Day was drawing to a close, the Mercury Serpent appeared alone before countless viewers on this special day.

Like a poet, he was muttering to himself.

"From sunrise to sunset, nighttime is half the world."

Within the Golden Demon Castle of the Pure Land Asura Path, the Mercury Serpent gazed through the castle window at the twilight realm of the Pure Land at night, and sighed:

"Although our beloved goddess is in the twilight between day and night, we should still make preparations for our goddess chocolate next year."

"Perhaps one day in the distant future, I will have the opportunity to gaze at the stars with the goddess, so it's not a bad thing to know the pleasures of the night tonight."

As he spoke, Mercury Serpent revealed a sweet smile as if he were eating a peach, leaving countless viewers speechless.

This person speaks in a literary and somewhat strange manner, but most viewers understood the general meaning.

I didn't receive any chocolates from my goddess this year, so I need to prepare for next year. Maybe then I'll have the chance to gaze at the stars with Mary...

Although all the viewers knew that Mercury Serpent, this perverted freak, was devoted to Mary, most of them still said they couldn't stand his strong perverted aura.

Although the concept of 'pervert' has become an integral part of Mercury Serpent's character and personality, just like the distinct personality of Golden Beast, countless viewers are already familiar with it, but still can't get used to it.

In the video, after Mercury Serpent finished speaking, he turned around and looked at Wilhelm, who was sitting on the luxurious sofa with a thug-like demeanor and an impatient expression, with a smile, and said:

"Bey, that's why I called you here."

"I thought you called me out for something, but it turns out you just rambled on and on with a bunch of rubbish, as usual!"

Wearing dark sunglasses, Wilhelm looked irritable and impatient. He showed no respect for the domineering god Mercury Serpent; instead, he was full of resentment.

Wilhelm, who had just finished get off work in the Pure Land Blood Pool Hell and was about to go home to be with his wife and children, was suddenly forcibly dragged over by this guy.

I thought something serious had happened, but all I heard was them spouting nonsense.

In the end, all they wanted was for him to resolve the other party's private affairs, so it would be strange if Wilhelm didn't resent it.

"The important thing is that you, the only one who didn't receive chocolates from the ladies, want me to teach you the beauty of the night and the sweet talk to win a woman's heart, right?"

Looking at the mercury serpent before him, Wilhelm's face was full of disdain, and he ruthlessly revealed the main purpose for which the other party had summoned him.

Gray organized a reciprocal gift-giving event for the ladies, and Wilhelm did participate in it after all.

Mercury Serpent was the only thing I didn't receive chocolates for Valentine's Day, and it was at that time that Wilhelm found out, and he was quite happy about it.

In the Pure Land, everyone knows what Mercury Serpent's feelings are toward the current Lord of the Seat.

Ask him to teach him sweet talk, so he can prepare for next year.

Wilhelm thought to himself, “I never imagined that the mighty Melcrius would care so much about chocolates given by women.”

"...That's right."

Upon hearing Wilhelm mention the chocolate wound again, Mercury Serpent paused for a moment, then her gaze towards Wilhelm shifted to its former equal and condescending look, her expression becoming arrogantly haughty as she retorted:

"Bey, you're clearly a womanizer, but you always get dumped without warning. You're only popular with crazy and yandere women. You're the Ultraman with no luck with normal women, burdened by this helpless fate. I bet you have your own opinion on how to have fun at night, right?"

The countless Ultramen in the Land of Light who were being criticized were completely bewildered, especially the single Ultramen.

What's going on, little bro? Even talking about women and sweet nothings has somehow dragged this into the topic of Ultraman, the champions of justice and peace!?

That damn Ultraman Man who has no luck with women! It's an insult to the Light Clan!

Belial, who was in prison, also felt offended. After all, he had failed to win the heart of the woman he liked when he was young, so he was disgusted by the Mercury Serpent's racially indiscriminate attack.

In the video, Mercury Serpent wasn't asking Wilhelm for anything; instead, he arrogantly declared that he could help him, the Lord of the Fourth Throne.

"Normally and in the past, you've only had a tiny bit of value to me, right? At least in times like this, how about you be of some use to me?"

Mercury Serpent gestured with his fingertips, making a gesture resembling a universe at his fingertips, and looked at Wilhelm with a forced, arrogant smile, saying:

"Speaking of which, even when I asked you, Bey, this is an unprecedented feat. Don't you feel honored? Hmm?"

“So annoying!!!”

Faced with Mercury Serpent's act of reopening old wounds, Wilhelm immediately lost his temper and hurled vulgarities at Mercury Serpent, saying, "Are you fucking begging me or mocking me?! Don't underestimate me!"

According to Gray, his fate is like that of a cursed lone star; whoever he cares about will be lost.

Wilhelm's situation was perhaps a bit more serious; the people he targeted, whether they were people he liked or prey, were always inexplicably taken away from him.

This situation, which had occurred frequently during the fourth day, was a psychological trauma that Wilhelm could never forget.

Fortunately, he was completely redeemed by the goddess and has completely reformed. He has a wife and children now, so it's time for him to mature a bit.

"Suck......"

Wilhelm calmed himself down, took a deep breath, and then looked at the Mercury Serpent with an impatient expression, saying:

"Fine, I'll teach you how to say sweet nothings at night that will surprise you and make women swoon. It's a piece of cake for me."

Many viewers found it very interesting to hear Wilhelm say that he was going to teach the Mercury Serpent how to say sweet nothings.

I'd heard Wilhelm's love quotes before, and now my partner is giving me a direct lesson. This Valentine's Day is going to be so much fun!

The video gradually darkened, then revealed a memory of him nestled together with Claudia, the angel, under the starry night sky.

A romantic nighttime atmosphere filled the video, followed by Wilhelm's deep and magnetic voice.

"In the complete darkness, without a single ray of light, only the sound of each other's quiet breathing could be heard."

Listening to Wilhelm's words, many women who found it interesting slowly closed their eyes, imagining the romantic nighttime scene described by the vampire.

"Pull the other person close, feel their warmth, and whisper softly in their ear... How about that? Now you can't escape from me, can you?"

Many female viewers who enjoy this kind of thing blushed immediately. And you have to admit, Wilhelm really knows his stuff.

The romantic scenes described by the other party were indeed quite blush-inducing and heart-pounding.

Wilhelm continued to describe the romantic tales of vampires under the cover of night, murmuring in his sleep:

"Just quietly offer your neck to me, and I will bite into it like a fruit—sweet, burning, and then slowly...until I suck out the very last drop, until I have sucked out everything from you..."

Countless female viewers who heard these final words of love on their last night, after indulging in their own fantasies, did indeed feel a unique kind of romance.

Therefore, they gave Wilhelm's love words a high rating.

【Gap Witch】: Hmm...not bad, it is indeed vampire-style romance.

[Ophiuchus Vampire]: After all, we vampires are the darlings of the night and know a lot about the romance of the night.

[Forgotten War King]: I have no interest in women, but I still agree.

【Eyes of Extinction】: This Bey may seem like a grumpy vampire, but she's surprisingly romantic inside.

[Chaos Princess]: Hehe... This night's sweet talk is surprisingly good, especially since it's being said to a god.

【DIO】: How boring. Do you need to say sweet words to a woman? Isn't it enough to just be physically healthy?

[Alucard]: @DIO, if you're so capable, don't use your vampire-specific charm skills to talk big.

[The Escaping Sun]: It feels weird. Why does everyone agree with this uncle who says he wants to bite people's necks?

【Traveler】: @RunawaySun, kids shouldn't watch this, and they don't need to understand it. If you delve too deeply, the band leader will lock you up!

[Acting Leader]: @Runaway Sun, Klee, you're not allowed to watch this. It's too early for you!

【Rose Witch】: Hehehe, yes, yes, children don't need to understand things that only adults can understand~~

[Little Monster]: I get it, so this is what vampires say in love.

[Gresch]: In the utter darkness, without a single ray of light, only the sound of each other's quiet breathing could be heard...

[Blanca]: @Gresh, my dear daughter, you can't do this! You can't dye your hair!!!

..........

Countless viewers, regardless of gender, have given Wilhelm high praise for his expertise in this area.

Although Wilhelm is a villainous scoundrel, he changed a lot for Claudia.

Though he didn't say it aloud or show it on his face, Wilhelm, fearing the loss of something important again, also learned to protect and cherish.

Sweet words? He already knew this from his Wilhelm reincarnation.