I'll kill you after I finish this game!

Having finished his romantic words that reflected his personality, Wilhelm looked at the Mercury Serpent with a proud expression and said in a smug tone:

"Well, that's roughly the feeling. Impressed, aren't you? Damn Mercury, this is the vampire's Lovecall."

Wilhelm certainly had reason to be proud of Mercury Serpent, the guy who got dumped by the goddess.

You, Mercury Serpent, are no match for him in terms of character and how you treat women, and you are far inferior to Wilhelm.

"Wow, wow, it's surprisingly good! I was really surprised. I didn't expect you to be so capable, Bey."

Mercury Serpent couldn't help but clap his hands after hearing this, but as for his words, he still smiled at Wilhelm and said sarcastically:

"However, considering that you always lose your life's curse, can you say that this is a futile struggle? In the end, you didn't achieve anything back then, which was even more ridiculous. If you hadn't been saved in the loving embrace of the goddess, you would have been quite pitiful."

As if trying to remind Wilhelm of something, Mercury Serpent casually brought up a scene from his past memories.

A snowy scene appeared before Mercury Serpent and Wilhelm. In the scene, Wilhelm, dressed in military uniform and covered in blood, lay alone in the snow, his eyes lonely and lifeless.

This... is the scene where Wilhelm lost Claudia. It was the first time he fell in love, the first time he experienced love, and the very day he lost it.

Mercury Serpent and Reiji both remembered Wilhelm, and were calling out Claudia's name with heart-wrenching cries.

Upon seeing this painful image from the past, Wilhelm's face darkened. Facing the Mercury Serpent's mocking laughter, he roared in fury:

"What's wrong with you?! Stop using this to annoy me!!!"

"I'm praising you, so be even happier."

Mercury Serpent glanced at Wilhelm, who had successfully embraced his beloved. Even a monster had surpassed him in matters of the heart. Thinking about it, he realized he was quite a failure, but he would never admit defeat.

He had plenty of time to win over Mary, while also experiencing the infinite unknowns of the world today. Temporary setbacks would not defeat Mercury Serpent.

"However, upon closer examination, having only one sample isn't very reliable either..."

Reflecting on Wilhelm's earlier words, Mercury Serpent felt she couldn't simply repeat them to the goddess, and said helplessly:

"Although the speaker's qualifications are higher than I expected, considering that the speaker is a perpetually heartbroken vampire, I still feel a bit hesitant and uncertain about trying to use these words on a goddess."

“(＃￣︿￣)！

The words "Mercury Serpent" made Wilhelm's forehead veins bulge. He forced a smile, gritted his teeth, and growled at the bastard in front of him:

"Then why did you ask me to do this in the first place?!"

You unilaterally forced him to come and teach him sweet nothings, but now that you've finished, you seem to think it's not working.

It has to be said that Mercury Serpent is quite adept at being infuriating, so it's no wonder that so many people dislike him.

"So, on this issue, I'll consult the woman with the highest kill rate and two close friends who are very popular with girls."

The Mercury Serpent ignored Wilhelm's roar, disregarding him, and began calling out to its two friends, shouting:

"Then, Beast Lord! My dearest friend—!!!"

"Listen to me! Don't ignore me!!!"

Seeing Mercury Serpent ignoring him and talking to himself, Wilhelm became even more furious.

However, in response to the Mercury Serpent's call, the sudden sound of two footsteps in his ear forced Wilhelm to suppress his anger.

Tap———

Two handsome men, one with black hair and the other with blond hair, walked side by side into the room where the Golden Demon City entertained its guests.

Reiji, with a half-eaten chocolate dangling from his mouth, remained calm and silent. Reinhardt, draped in a military overcoat, wore an elegant and composed smile as he looked at Mercury Serpent and spoke:

"What's wrong, Carl? This is quite a rare combination. I know you're not happy today, but there's no need to toy with Bey for this reason."

"Hmph, the Beast Palace is as strict as ever."

Mercury Serpent chuckled softly. He could relax around friends with whom he was familiar and accustomed to their way of getting along, and then shrugged with a light smile:

"Well, you two can just think of me as me stirring up trouble as always. But let's not talk about that for now. Actually, we're currently researching sweet nothings for late at night in private."

Upon hearing this, Reinhardt and Reiji exchanged a glance, both seeing the speechlessness and helplessness in each other's eyes.

However, they didn't blame Mercury today, since he was indeed quite miserable in a way, and he couldn't have endured it without something to distract him.

So the two of them decided to compromise with the Mercury Serpent today.

"So that one day it can be used on Mary?"

With a blank and vacant expression, Razer chewed on the chocolate in his mouth, swallowed it, and then continued to speak clearly.

Mercury Serpent gave a knowing look, a smile confirming his friend's words, and nodded. He then glanced at Wilhelm, shrugged helplessly at the two of them, and, displaying his masterful yin-yang skills, said:

"I had Bey try it out, and sure enough, he's just Bey. Anyway, he's just Bey. I still feel a little uneasy about using what he taught me verbatim on the goddess."

Wilhelm, who had been mocked and ridiculed, was no longer angry, or rather, he simply didn't want to be angry anymore.

With Lord Heydrich present, he didn't want to lose his composure by shouting in front of his master.

It's impossible for Wilhelm not to have any objections; he'll definitely curse this guy to always be the one dumped by the goddess.

They won't receive chocolates for Valentine's Day next year either, leaving them to be nailed to the pillar of shame and ridiculed by the men of their "pure land."

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Chapter Seventeen: Reizhe's Sweet Confessions - Mercury Says He Can't Learn Them at All

Reinhardt and Reiji felt somewhat helpless about Mercury Serpent's preparations for sweet talk in the coming year, but they had no reason to stop Mercury Serpent from going crazy.

He's really upset about not receiving Mary's lovingly given chocolates this year.

If we let him bottle it up and not vent, who knows what kind of despicable things he might do.

Knowing this, Reiji sighed helplessly, leaned back on the sofa created by Reinhardt's mind, looked at the mercury serpent in front of him, and asked:

"Then call the two of us over..."

"Naturally, I hope my two good friends can help me."

Mercury Serpent, without batting an eye or batting an eye, shamelessly voiced his request. He looked expectantly at Reiji and then at Reinhardt, saying directly, "It's because you two are the most popular with girls. One of you can conquer women like playing a game, and the other even arrogantly said that 'women are nothing but snacks.' I would appreciate it if you two could enlighten me."

In Mercury Serpent's eyes, Reiji and Reinhardt are the epitome of "normies," and these two are incredibly attractive to girls.

The former, Razer, is a powerful cultivator specializing in the Mind series. He has a very thorough understanding of the Mind. Mercury Serpent has witnessed Razer's ability to cultivate normal emotions in mindless machines.

If such abilities are applicable to machines, then for beings with normal emotions, it would be an absolute piece of cake.

Reinhard Heydrich, even when he was just a mortal, was very popular with women in Germany. The fact that the ruthless and cold-blooded Elunere, the Red Knight, was fascinated by him speaks volumes about his powerful charm.

"Hmm, I see. I understand now."

Reinhardt chuckled as he exchanged a glance with Reiji, looking at his good friend Mercury Serpent with a slightly helpless yet habitual expression. He said, "Your mind is still the same as always, boiling at room temperature with a pleasant bubbling. However, if this is your request, I don't think there's any need to refuse. Lord Grey, let's be more lenient with Karl today."

As he spoke, he smiled and looked at Reinhardt, who knew what Reinhardt meant.

Carl was in a bad mood today because of the Valentine's Day chocolate incident. It wouldn't be good to just leave it alone, but if he refused, the other party might do something sneaky behind their backs.

So let's be more tolerant and forgiving of this guy, at least today.

Reizhe shrugged helplessly, sighed, and accepted without refusing:

"Sigh~, alright, I'll grant this guy's request first."

Wilhelm, who had been silent until now, became interested in this, as he had never seen Gray speak sweet words before.

Countless female viewers blinked intently at the video, ready to whisper sweet nothings along with Lei Zhe and try to imagine it for themselves.

After Lei Zhe prepared to begin, the video perspective in front of countless viewers changed to night, but the twinkling stars in the sky and the bright silver moonlight were incredibly beautiful.

Countless colorful and beautiful flowers bloom under the night sky and moonlight, displaying their beauty in this enchanting garden.

Unlike Wilhelm's previous domineering and aggressive romantic atmosphere reminiscent of a vampire, the atmosphere unfolding in Rezer's memory is one of tenderness and warmth, followed by Rezer's voice with a gentle smile and slightly passionate emotions.

"The night was deep and the dark sky was dotted with stars. The moon climbed into the sky and cast its bright light, giving the two people who were nestled together under the night a silvery glow that symbolized the beauty of the moment."

"Amidst the natural beauty of the night, I placed my hand on her waist and gently pulled her into my embrace."

Reizer's words seemed to possess a magical power, allowing viewers with their eyes closed to experience the atmosphere he described with crystal clarity.

Imagining herself being gently pushed into a man's arms, her heart began to pound uncontrollably. After all, the scene described by Lei Zhe's love words, besides being romantic, also involved the man's initiative.

"Gently stroking her flushed cheeks, the smooth strands of hair brushed against his fingertips, his palms truly feeling the warmth, slowly guiding her gaze, which she unconsciously wanted to lower her head to avoid because of shyness."

Her face turned red, and countless female viewers felt as if a hand was gently stroking their cheeks, causing their cheeks to unconsciously heat up.

Moreover, shy women in such situations will unconsciously lower their heads to avoid the situation, and Lei Zhe seems to understand this type of girl very well, gently guiding her.

Small details and small gestures make sensitive women feel cared for and cherished.

However, even the most cherished beauty needs to be tasted personally. As the girl's protective layer of shyness was peeled away, Lei Zhe's tone, tinged with a hint of heat and aggression, rang out once more:

He placed a light kiss on her forehead, and as she froze, slowly moved it downwards, looking directly into her eyes as he whispered: 'I want to love you, but I have countless ways to express love, and choosing one is too agonizing. Therefore... I want to give you all my love. I'm curious about your capacity to receive love, so I want to test it, let's reach that 'perfection' we both agree on in this moment. I will try my best to stop before you break down...'

A second or two after Reiz finished describing it, the comments section of the video fell silent for a short while, before countless viewers' bodies honestly reacted...

puff---!

He was so immersed in the fantasy described by Lei Zhe that he couldn't extricate himself. Blood rushed to his cheeks and forehead, and his heart was beating so fast that he felt dizzy. Blood even spurted out of his nose uncontrollably.

This is the reaction of 50% of female viewers; the other 20% of female viewers, who have better imaginations and are more innocent, have completely fainted.

As for the remaining 30% of female viewers, they were busy and said they needed to change their panties.

Reiji's words had a magical quality that made people feel suffocated and broken.

It's not that there isn't enough love, it's that there's just too much. People who can't handle it say they're going to break down.

[Orario's Goddess of Beauty]: Ahhhhhhhh, this is unbearable for a god! She actually managed to make me... with just words.......

[Blue Ribbon Goddess]: Cough cough... Those male gods in the Heavenly Realm really should learn from this. If there were guys of this caliber in the Heavenly Realm, my purity would be in jeopardy.

【Apollo of Sorrow and Love】: Oh ho ho ho, it's really irresistible. This is the first time I've ever felt this kind of perfection that makes even the gods breathless.

【Hephaestus】: @Apollo, you disgusting creature, stop acting crazy here!

[Möbius]: Tsk, how boring. The sweet words of the gods are nothing but...

[Klein]: @Mébius, Doctor, I brought the sedative you requested. Where are you? Why aren't you in the lab?

[Möbius]: Shut up! Klein! Don't talk on the phone here!

【Scumbag Fox】: Hehehe, this shopkeeper Gray's level of sweet talk is really high, I can't stand it anymore, but even if other people say it, they can't get the same feeling.

【Little Lucky Grass King】: I don’t understand... but the general meaning is that the level is too high, so it’s impossible for others to do it, right?