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Soon, residential buildings in Queens.

On the rooftop, a red-haired woman carrying two swords is practicing her clumsy dance.

"Oh baby, bye-bye-bye~~"

Wade hummed along to the music, gesturing wildly, occasionally pausing to think.

"Oh my god, this move is so hard! I can't learn it!!"

He clutched his head and wailed, "The movie series is about to be released! If I don't learn this move, how will my box office numbers be?!"

"No!! I will work hard, I will fight, I will continue the box office miracle of Avengers: Endgame!!"

Wade jumped up from the ground, brandishing his claws, and then imitated Iron Man snapping his fingers.

"I am Deadpool. No, this plot is wrong. I should team up with Wolverine. It's a nostalgia trip, and the box office will definitely be good."

No, I remember now, the Wolverine has already been resurrected, so what about my opening?

Goddess of Death, please help me!

I'm so tired. I want to go home, lie comfortably on the sofa, and watch R-rated movies. I don't want to be the main character anymore.

"Zizi~"

Just then, an arc of electricity flashed, and Charlotte flipped herself onto the water tank on the roof.

Looking at the already neurotic Wade, he couldn't help but rub his temples.

“Little rascal, you won the revival match, you should go back to your world,” he said.

Upon hearing Charlotte's voice, Wade turned around, as if he had seen his savior.

"Oh, little spider, you're finally here! I've missed you so much!"

In an instant, Wade started running in slow motion, humming the background music, and opened his arms to hug Charlotte, but Charlotte ruthlessly kicked him in the lower body.

"Oh! That feels familiar."

Wade squeezed his legs together, knelt on the ground, and wailed.

Charlotte crossed her arms. "You haven't answered my question yet."

Wade looked up, and the white in his eyes magnified slightly.

He abandoned his performance, stood up, and put his hand on Charlotte's shoulder.

"Okay, actually I was just a Deadpool passing by. The real contestant, Wade, wasn't me. That guy was worried about his handsome face getting smashed, so he hid."

As he spoke, the fossilized dragon bone in his pocket fell to the ground.

Charlotte: "."

No wonder Tony's style is off; he's been influenced by this guy.

I toned it down a bit for fear of being censored; otherwise, it would have been even more shameless. It should be considered in line with Deadpool's character.

Chapter 177 The Messy Plot of the Entertainment People

Charlotte picked up the dragon bone fossil from the ground. "I'm confiscating this."

"No!"

Wade cupped his face in his hands, and the white in his eyes magnified.

"Don't do this to me, please, for the sake of how much I love you, give it back to me!!" He cried out in anguish, pounding his chest.

Charlotte's eye twitched. "This thing isn't meant to satisfy Tony's excessive physiological needs, but I'm curious, even with the help of the dragon bone fossil, your speed shouldn't be that fast."

Wade put his hands on his hips, looked up at the sky, and laughed loudly.

"Haha, Spider-Man, I can explain this to you."

He drew an abstract human figure on a non-existent blackboard and then said in a serious tone.

"The energy of dragon bone fossils can accelerate human movement, but the power of time contained within them is the key. If there is a key substance that drives the power of time, then one can skillfully utilize the power of time within them, thereby gaining even greater speed."

Charlotte raised her hand. "So what is the key substance that drives the power of time?"

"Good question, Charlotte."

Wade, with his hands behind his back, said, "To drive the power of time, one must also use the power of time itself, which is the user's time, or in other words, the cost of aging."

By consuming my own life force, I can gain further power over time, so all I need is a dragon bone fossil to achieve super-fast speed, instead of strapping the fossil to my legs.

Charlotte suddenly realized, "This is very similar to Adrian's situation back then, but his speed wasn't too exaggerated either."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Wade held up his index finger and waved it in front of Charlotte. "Borrowed life force is different from the life force that the user carries. The conversion efficiency is also worlds apart."

"Forget it, you probably wouldn't understand even if I explained it all. I'll demonstrate it for you myself."

"No need, thank you, I understand."

Charlotte took a step back. "I don't want to start living like an old person prematurely."

He carefully put away the dragon bone fossil and then said, "Let's leave it at that. At least until Tony pays the full amount, you're not allowed to cause any trouble."

"No!"

Wade jumped up and down, "No way! That guy insulted my character, trampled on my self-esteem, and even looked down on my handsome appearance. I have to get revenge on him!"

“You don’t have any of these things, so your reason for revenge is invalid.”

"Who said that?"

Wade took off his hood, pointed to his face excitedly, and said, "Look closely, isn't he handsome?"

Charlotte reached out and tore off the celebrity poster from the other person's face. "How about this?"

"Oh no!"

Wade covered his scarred face. "Please, don't give me a mirror."

"I don't plan to give it."

Charlotte patted the other person on the shoulder. "It's okay. I heard S.H.I.E.L.D. has a new beautiful scientist."

"Great?" Wade interjected.

"Shit, shut up!"

Charlotte's face darkened. "I heard she developed a nanoprinting technology that can give you a handsome face. Aren't you tempted?"

Wade's eyes lit up. "Of course I'm tempted! I've never even gone on a date with a beautiful scientist before!"

Charlotte: "."

"Okay, I guess I was overthinking it. Goodbye."

He turned and shot out a web to leave, and Wade quickly grabbed Charlotte's leg.

"Take me with you."

"I want to go home."

"take me Home."

"No, I refuse."

"Then I'll go steal other dragon bone fossils."

"Okay, but remember to talk less."

"Don't worry, I won't say more than you."

"Fuck you, I told you to shut up."

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Black Street, Queens.

In the early morning, Charlotte changed into normal clothes and opened the door to her house.

"I'm back," he whispered.

Beside him, Wade, now dressed in an interview suit, tilted his head.

"Why are you speaking so softly?" he asked.

"I don't want to disturb their sleep."

"Then you don't have to speak."

"That's called a sense of ritual."

"Oh~ I like it."

Wade entered the living room and immediately spotted the adorable baby in the crib.

"Wow, what an adorable baby."

Wade squatted down beside the crib and reached out to tease the sleeping baby Kingpin.

Feeling someone moving him, baby Kingpin groggily opened his eyes.

In an instant, the ugly face before him terrified him so much that he lost control of his bladder.

"Hey~"

What the hell!

It's so ugly!!

Baby Kingpin screamed, and Wade immediately raised his hand.

He wet his pants, who's going to change them?

"Of course it's you."

Charlotte listened intently and realized that neither her Uncle Ben nor Aunt May were home, guessing that they must be working overtime.

The boss of Hell's Kitchen is very busy.

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