Let's restart, Spider-Man!
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"Alright, nobody's home, you can sleep in the living room," he said, pointing to the sofa.
"no problem."
Wade glanced at Charlotte's room, his curiosity piqued.
"If there are extra rooms, why is the crib in the living room?"
"That's my room."
"So this baby doesn't have their own room?"
"Of course, he's a little rascal and doesn't deserve to have his own room."
Baby Kingpin: "."
He finally understood.
Why is the crib placed in the living room?
Charlotte's room belongs to Charlotte alone.
No one can replace him.
So touching.
"The baby is crying," Wade exclaimed.
"Just scare him with your baby."
With that, Charlotte went into the bathroom to wash up.
Wade grinned and slowly drew his twin swords.
"Don't cry, baby, or the baby knife will cut your little thing off!"
The knife tip landed on the little Kingpin, and the baby immediately forced an ugly smile.
Bad news, Spider-Man is back.
The bad news is, Spider-Man's friend is also a bitch.
He is destined to never escape the clutches of the Parker family in his lifetime.
Seeing the baby smile, Wade was overjoyed.
"It works. It seems he really likes this game."
As he spoke, he nudged the little Kingpin with the tip of his knife, and the baby's face immediately turned black.
"Wow, he can change his face! That's amazing! Are you sure he's not an African baby?"
Wade continued to play with the innocent baby, while Charlotte, having finished washing up, went into her room.
"Sleep here tonight, I'll take you to S.H.I.E.L.D. tomorrow."
"Okay, it seems you know them quite well. I want to join the Avengers, can you help me?"
"boom!!"
The door closed, and Wade, who was trying to follow into the room, was hit on the nose by the door and stumbled and fell to the ground.
"Hoo~ snoring~"
Wade, who had fallen to the ground, immediately fell asleep. Baby Kingpin, lying by the bedside, sized up the ugly man, his eyes darting around.
He doesn't seem very smart, maybe...
Thinking of a certain possibility, baby Kingpin grinned with an evil smile.
-
I woke up to another beautiful night.
"Hi, you're awake."
Charlotte walked out of the room and saw Wade wearing an apron coming out of the kitchen.
Charlotte glanced at the two egg yolks on the table, then remembered what Wade had done, and immediately lost her appetite.
"No, thank you, you can eat it yourself!"
"Then I'm welcome."
After saying that, Wade began to lick the plate in a lewd manner, a scene that struck a chord with Charlotte.
"Huh~"
He walked to the other side with a look of disgust and started making formula for the baby Kingpin.
"How have you been lately? You haven't been hungry, have you?" He looked at baby Kingpin's chubby face.
"Hmm, you shouldn't be hungry. I'll prepare a smaller portion to help you control your weight. You're welcome."
Baby Kingpin: "."
Just as he was about to resist this shameful exploitation, the door opened slightly, and Ben Parker and Aunt May finally returned home.
"Oh, this is too tiring. Maybe we should disband them. There are just too many people to manage."
"It's alright, just read more books, and you'll find a solution."
"If you can't lead a team, you'll just work yourself to death. Is this the book?" Charlotte picked up the book from the table, her eyes looking strange.
Upon seeing Charlotte, Ben Parker and Aunt May rushed forward excitedly.
"Oh, little Charlotte, you're finally back." Aunt May hugged Charlotte warmly, her eyes filled with tears.
"Cousin, your cousin will get jealous if you do this."
Charlotte's words surprised Ben Parker.
In the kitchen, Wade covered his mouth, his eyes wide with disbelief.
"Cousins? Oh my god, what did I just hear? Is this a tradition in your family?"
"Ghost!!"
Upon seeing Wade, Ben Parker and Aunt May also instinctively exclaimed in surprise.
Wade: "."
Before long, everyone was sitting at the table, staring at each other, the atmosphere subtle.
"Uncle Ben, you guys have actually gotten younger! I'm so shocked." Charlotte said calmly.
Ben Parker and Aunt May exchanged a glance.
“I’m sorry, Charlotte, we just wanted to give you time to adjust, but you went out on a mission and haven’t come back for so long, we haven’t had the chance to tell you the truth.” Ben Parker sighed.
Aunt Mei gently pinched Charlotte's face. "You've lost weight after being away for so long. You must have suffered a lot!" Her eyes were full of heartache.
Before Charlotte could speak, Wade silently moved his face closer to Aunt May's hand.
"What are you doing?" Aunt Mei was stunned.
Wade blinked. "I also want a young auntie to rub it for me."
Ben Parker gritted his teeth and silently went to the kitchen to get a cleaver.
"No, I was just kidding. Aren't I funny?"
Wade quickly returned to his seat. "It's my turn to introduce myself. I'm Wade, from Gotham City. They all call me Batman. I'm Charlotte's colleague and good friend."
"Batman?" The couple exchanged a glance.
Charlotte rolled her eyes. "Ignore him. I have a mission later, so I'm leaving now."
"You still have to work overtime so late?" Aunt Mei asked with a look of reluctance.
Wade said in a serious tone, "Bats are nocturnal animals, so Batman always operates at night."
Yes, spiders too.
Aunt May ignored Wade's gossip and pulled a bundle of US dollars from her bag, handing it to Charlotte.
"Take this pocket money and treat your colleagues to coffee when you have time, especially the pretty female colleagues, don't miss out."
Charlotte: "."
Looking at the American dollar in his hand, he couldn't help but sigh.
Aunt Meryl Streep made money, and she also became more extravagant.
From now on, Spider-Man is no longer a poor man!
The next moment, Aunt Mei seemed to remember something.
"Oh no, next month's mortgage payment."
She took the money back from Charlotte's hand and then handed her a bill.
"Children don't need too much; this is enough."
Charlotte: "."
The two walked out of the house, and Wade patted Charlotte on the shoulder, seeing the despair in her eyes.
"It's okay, I'll sell my body to support you. Trust me, we'll make money."
Charlotte sighed, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Wade glanced next door and saw a beautiful young woman going out in the middle of the night. He couldn't help but stretch his muscles and perk himself up.
"I've spotted her! Look, she's running towards us. When she asks about the price, don't say a word. I'll handle everything."
Under Wade's excited gaze, Mary Jane darted past him and rushed into Charlotte's arms.
Wade: "!!!!"
Charlotte: "."
Something's off about this guy.
The next second, he felt his chest soaked with tears.
"I know. I know everything."
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