Scrolling through short videos and seeing embarrassing moments, has even the Mi Home ecosystem broke

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First to appear before everyone is the "Thor" who previously appeared, wielding terrifying sword light and lightning, yet crying and wailing because of a slap in the face.

However, another girl was in the kitchen with her.

The young girl was dressed in a traditional Chinese style outfit; the sleeveless cheongsam, reminiscent of a martial arts girl, had a rather unique and provocative design, revealing her two smooth, white legs right up to her thighs.

Her two small eyebrows highlight the girl's vibrant energy, while her two braids coiled at the back of her head have a unique Chinese charm.

Judging from the picture, it seems to be a scene where a Chinese girl is instructing a Japanese thunder god on how to cook.

This is the opposite of what everyone at St. Freya Academy knows; normally, it should be Mei, the best cook, teaching others how to cook.

The atmosphere in the video is far from the harmonious and friendly one you'd expect from a normal cooking demonstration.

The girl with the small, beady eyebrows seemed utterly despairing of Thor's culinary skills. She stared in disbelief at the half-cooked meat in the pot, unable to comprehend that a human could make something like this, and questioned Thor beside her:

"Why have you never cooked meat properly?"

Faced with Xiangling's questioning, Lei Yingdian seemed very impatient, mainly because she seemed to have done her best to cook, but the final product was still the half-cooked meat in the pot.

"Xiangling, making this has already wasted a lot of my patience."

Lei waved his hand, placing it on his chest to indicate that he had done his best.

Then, Lei Yingdian waved his hand with a reproachful expression, instead expressing his questioning of Xiangling:

"You didn't teach me properly at all."

"Otherwise, how could I possibly not cook it properly?"

Lei Yingdian said, crossing his arms and letting out a soft hum, leaning back with his eyes slightly narrowed to indicate that "it's not my problem at all," and then shifted the blame to the girl named Xiangling.

Faced with Lei Movie's attempt to shift the blame, Xiangling's already round eyes widened even more, seemingly unable to believe that Lei Movie had actually pinned the problem on her.

"I'm the most famous chef in Liyue. Countless people are eager to eat my cooking. You're saying I haven't taught you well???"

Xiangling didn't hold back at Lei's questioning. As Liyue's most famous chef, she had her own temper, and with a snort, she crossed her arms and started this passionate confrontation, just like Lei.

“I taught you very carefully, but it was you who…”

As the ruler of Inazuma, Lei Yingdian was clearly not in a position to speak freely. Xiangling was about to shift the blame back to her when Lei cut her off.

"Really? Why didn't I know?"

Seeing Lei Yingdian's arrogant refusal and subsequent attempt to shift the blame back to her, Xiangling immediately shrugged, saying she had never seen such an outrageous person, and let out a helpless sigh.

"My God..."

After letting out a long sigh, Xiangling seemed to have calmed her temper slightly, preparing to give this Inazuma deity a proper re-guidance.

Since I don't know how to cook, I'll start with the simplest thing...

Since Lei's weapon was a long sword, Xiangling asked her about something she should be good at:

“Can you cut vegetables?”

However, even for something as simple as "chopping vegetables," a preparation task outside the complexities of cooking, Lei Yingdian shook his head, expressing his skepticism towards Xiangling:

"What? I don't remember you teaching me that?"

"Does this thing even need to be taught??"

Faced with Lei's repeated questioning, Xiangling was completely dumbfounded. This guy didn't even know how to do the simplest preparatory work like chopping vegetables??

They actually said they'd teach me?!

Xiangling had temporarily put aside cooking and other such things. To her utter surprise, Lei Yingdian was so outrageous that he didn't even know how to chop vegetables!

Looking at the irregularly shaped pieces of meat and vegetables on the cutting board, resembling chopped-up corpses, and the gruesome sight of the cutting board and even the stove being chopped to pieces, Xiangling slapped her forehead in despair and rolled her eyes dramatically.

She was desperate, she quit.

This guy can't even chop vegetables properly, and almost chopped up the kitchen in the process—let whoever wants to teach him do it.

Even if Xiangling were a renowned chef, she would be utterly incapable of teaching anything to someone as hopelessly incompetent as her.

In Xiangling's opinion, Lei Yingdian should have just stayed in charge of her execution; that kitchen knife in her hands wasn't for chopping vegetables, it was for hacking people.

Xiangling simply went ahead and refused to teach Lei the movie, instead pointing out a clear path for her:

"You should ask the lawyer next door to teach you."

Faced with Xiangling's decision to abandon her, Lei Yingdian was clearly very unhappy. He glared at Xiangling and started arguing with her face close to his!

Hearing Xiangling's plan to dump her on someone else, Lei Yingdian angrily pointed at the girl with the puffy eyebrows.

"How dare you laugh at me?"

"That's the truth!"

In the midst of the heated argument, Lei Yingdian shook her head repeatedly, denying that Xiangling had repeatedly trampled on her cooking skills, and shouted "No!" fiercely!

Clearly, even for a god who is the most skilled in martial arts and rules over a country, there are areas where they are not good at something.

Like a bad movie, although she has the exact same face as Mei, who is an amazing cook, but...

Her cooking skills had deteriorated to the point that even a top chef like Xiangling had given up in despair.

Lei Yingdian is clearly someone who cherishes her dignity and reputation. She might just laugh it off if mocked for her mediocre martial arts skills, but she would get really upset if her cooking was ridiculed.

Just like now, Lei Yingdian got furious when Xiangling abandoned him!

With that thunderous shout, it was as if a clap of thunder had exploded in the kitchen, silencing Xiangling and Lei Yingdian, who were locked in a fierce argument.

After a brief, awkward silence, Xiangling covered her forehead, shook her head, and sighed.

When those big, round eyes looked at Lei Yingdian, they drooped down, giving Lei Yingdian the look of someone staring at a fool.

"I'm speechless. Even a slime can cook better than you."

Xiangling uttered a line that was particularly devastating to Lei Movie, placing her beneath the most common and weakest monster, the slime!

Not to mention the terrible movie on screen, even the audience watching outside the screen gasped in shock, feeling the terrifying impact of Xiangling's words!

One can imagine that Lei Yingdian's words to Xiangling were like a knife stabbing into her heart!

How dare you say someone's cooking skills are worse than slime's?!

Thinking about it carefully, it does seem to be true.

It sounds a bit far-fetched, how could a creature like a slime possibly cook...?

But at least if a slime were actually in the kitchen, it would never be like in the Ryder movie, where it cuts vegetables and meat into irregular pieces, and then also chops the cutting board and stove into tiny pieces.

If Lei were to be any more ruthless, not only would the cutting board and stove be destroyed, but the entire kitchen would be chopped to pieces.

From this perspective, the slime's performance in the kitchen might actually be much better than in the movie.

After her initial shock, Lei Yingdian clearly realized this as well. Her pretty face instantly turned as red as a boiling kettle, emitting layers of steam and making a "whooshing" sound!

How dare they say that she, the dignified Inazuma Goddess, is inferior to a slime?!

In a fit of anger, Lei Yingdian, who had become a little celebrity, pouted with her face flushed red and her eyes glistening with tears. It was clear that she had been touched on a sore spot, and she glared at Xiangling, who had spoken rudely, with teary eyes!

Since Xiangling said so, and she spoke first, then don't blame her for being impolite!

Lei, gritting his teeth, pondered for a moment, then found the most powerful line to attack Xiangling—

She spread her hands, looking at Xiangling with disdain and speechlessness, then glared at Xiangling!

"Come on, even Hilichurls are more horny than you!"

"?!"

When Xiangling heard Lei Yingdian utter those words, her eyes widened in surprise, as if Lei Yingdian's words had struck her right on the forehead!

Xiangling, who had just been righteously attacking Lei's movies, was now stunned, her eyes trembling with disbelief!

Even the audience outside the light screen gasped in astonishment!

Although everyone at St. Freya Academy didn't know what was going on, the screen thoughtfully posted an image of the "Hilichurl" for everyone!

In one corner of the light screen, a large orc covered in hair suddenly came into view!

The orc's body was as slender as an ape, but its head was covered with a thick, fluffy mane like a lion's, and it wore a pale, bone mask that seemed to have religious significance!

This ferocious, monstrous-looking human being is actually used by a ridiculous movie to describe someone as "even more lewd than Xiangling"?!

The students at St. Freya Academy frowned. In their usual parlance, wasn't this the same as saying that "Knight-level Honkai Beasts" and "Death Squads" were more "sexy" than this?!

"hiss……"

The students at St. Freya Academy gasped in shock, giving Mei strange looks. They were stunned by the viciousness of the words spoken by the woman in the video who looked exactly like Mei.

This completely negates Xiangling's charm, trampling all of Xiangling's charm under the feet of the Hilichurls!

Although Xiangling just mocked Ray's cooking skills, saying they were worse than Slime's...

These two could be considered to be hurting each other.

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Compared to the students at St. Freya Academy who had little concept of "Hilichurls," the people on the continent of Teyvat were more able to appreciate the devastating impact of Ray's line from the movie!

But upon closer inspection, everyone found that what Lei Movie said didn't seem to make any mistakes; it really was true.

Xiangling's outfit was clearly a sleeveless cheongsam that revealed her fair arms, and the fabric that only reached her waist also revealed the graceful curves of her fair thighs...

The tight-fitting cheongsam accentuated Xiangling's budding breasts, but...

Because of her vibrant, puffy eyebrows and Xiangling's indescribable eccentricity, despite her rather revealing clothing, she didn't seem to be associated with anything suggestive.

Compared to the busty, mature nun Aponia that everyone saw on the screen before, Xiangling is the complete opposite.

Aponia wore a ceremonial nun's habit, the black and white fabric concealing her ample breasts, yet the black veil only amplified her allure.

There wasn't much skin exposed, yet her two long, fair legs were only covered by a curtain in the middle.