Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

Chapter 1070 I'm a fan of these scumbag monkeys!

"This is truly obsessive."

After leaving the Sleeping Banana Society's stronghold, Potio stood by the roadside, speechless.

"He's a banana... Should I find some outside help?"

Just then, a familiar voice came from behind.

"Can you whistle, Susie?"

"Won't……"

"You should pout like me."

"Is that so—(a mesmerizing whistle)?"

"Yes, that's great."

"Also, may I examine your body?"

"what?"

Faced with the robin's request, the little girl took two steps back in fear.

"Sister Robin, we're not a good match. Please have some self-respect..."

"..." The robin fell silent.

"Sister Robin, are you going to make me go home with you later, then treat me to drinks, and after we drink, we'll go to sleep... and I'll have to look at my study materials before bed?"

"My mom said that children must be extra vigilant when they go out."

“Susie, how could you think of your sister like that?” the robin said, somewhat troubled.

"I really just want to give you a medical check-up, I won't do anything else."

"really?"

"Okay, alright!" As if she had made up her mind, the little girl straightened up and showed an expression of heroic sacrifice.

"Even if I fall into the hands of Sister Robin, I will have no regrets in my life!"

"Just relax."

The robin placed its paw on the little girl's head, exerting a special spiritual power upon her.

"..."

Portio watched this scene and slowly walked towards the two of them.

After a short while, the robin suddenly opened its eyes, revealing a look of terror.

The little girl asked in confusion:

"What's wrong, Sister Robin?"

"It's alright, I was just overthinking it. You're perfectly healthy." The robin smiled, though his expression was slightly somber.

Portio stepped forward to greet him, "I never expected to meet a big star in a place like this."

Seeing Potio's fierce appearance, the little girl quickly lowered her head and dared not look again.

The robin patted the girl's head and smiled gently:

"Don't be afraid, this uncle is a good person. You can go play somewhere else first."

"Ah."

Watching the little girl run off quickly, Potio scratched his head. "What Potio?"

"Perhaps it would be more appropriate for her to address him as 'sir'," the robin inquired.

"Mr. Portio, did you enjoy your time in Pinocchio?"

"Pleasant? Banana...tsk, one mess after another."

"I've only been back for a short time, and I don't know why I'm talking like this..."

“Mr. Potio, what is this... wait a minute.”

The robin stepped forward and used its power on Potio, "Excuse me, please don't move..."

"He's my precious son, what are you doing?"

"Eh?"

When he saw that he could speak again, Potio was first taken aback, then overjoyed.

"Meow! Meow meow? Huh?!"

"Ha! Hahahaha!! I'm finally back!!"

The robin said sadly:

"Sure enough, there are similar discordant notes in Mr. Potio as well."

"Similar?" Potio became serious. "So that means it's not the first time, right? Do you know what's going on with this precious banana?"

"I'm sorry, I haven't quite figured it out yet," the robin said, shaking his head gently.

“Recently, I’ve been coming here often to teach children to sing. Giving up dreams isn’t easy, and I hope music can help them.”

"But gradually, I found that Liumeng Reef had become somewhat different."

"Hmph, you sleeping banana monkey, aren't you?" Potio crossed his arms, his disgust for the sleeping banana monkey growing even stronger.

“You noticed it too,” the robin explained. “The memory matter in the vicinity changed after it began to prevail.”

"For some reason, although that noise has no real impact, I feel incredibly tired whenever I use the power of [harmony] to tune it."

"In addition, I also visited a club called the Sleeping Banana Society."

"Huh? You've already gone in?"

Potioton was excited.

"Hey, tell me your findings, my darling."

"No results." The robin said regretfully.

"Anyone who wants to join the Sleeping Banana Society must go through a complicated induction process."

"I didn't get through; I was turned away at the door."

"Besides... even if I could infiltrate them, my identity would be too conspicuous, so I'll focus my energy on dealing with the noise."

"Even you didn't pass, so does that mean I have even less hope?"

Potio frowned.

The robin is a famous star in the galaxy, so her knowledge level must be quite high. If she didn't pass, then I'm definitely out of luck.

"But I have to go in, do you have any ideas?"

“I can offer some ways to find out, but… why are you in such a hurry? Did something happen at Pinocone?”

"That's a long story."

"Let me confirm it first. Anyway, I have to pass this entrance exam."

"Asking about something..."

"Even if I take a step back, can't I like Sleeping Banana Monkey? Tough guy with a soft heart, that's the trend right now!"

"Hey! I suddenly have an idea."

Potio bid farewell to the robin and left alone.

The process of joining the Sleeping Banana Society is very complicated, but he believes there must be a simpler way.

Breaking in doesn't work, spending money doesn't work...

What if we trick them into going in? Or sneak in?

Solutions can always be found by people.

"His precious son is such a hassle..."

Potio looked troubled and pondered:

"We can't possibly test everyone who goes in, can we? That would be exhausting."

With that thought in mind, he returned to the entrance of the Sleeping Banana Society's stronghold.

This area is not completely enclosed; the entrance is flanked by low iron railings and debris forming a barrier.

In other words... it's entirely possible to climb over the wall and get in.

"I'm such a genius! There was absolutely no need to take the direct approach."

Having decided on a strategy, Potio flipped himself up and jumped onto the wall made of debris, quickly climbing upwards.

Soon, we reached the top.

Standing on high ground, Potio looked down and saw a large number of Dream Theatre companies shaped like red television sets.

Slightly different from what he had seen before, this television screen was filled with the faces of sleeping banana monkeys, which were quite annoying.

"His precious thing, this is [the banana], right?"

"Next, we need to gather intelligence."

Potio leaped lightly and landed steadily inside the Sleeping Banana Society's stronghold. Before he could even get up and take two steps, someone nearby cried out in alarm:

"Ah, an outsider has come in!!"

"?" Portio quickly drew his gun and aimed it at the screaming woman.

"Shut up! What makes you think I'm an outsider? Can't I like sleeping with the banana monkey too?!"

"But you climbed in! I saw it with both eyes!" the woman exclaimed, even more terrified.

"If you're a regular member, why don't you use the main entrance?!"