Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"Tsk." Portio's mind raced.

"I'm imitating the habits of the sleeping banana monkey. Isn't it normal for monkeys to like climbing around?!"

"what?"

"The sleeping banana monkey is so cute, I absolutely adore it!!"

Chapter 1071 This is what you call a brain

The woman scratched her head.

"Did you really do this because you wanted to imitate the Sleeping Banana Monkey?"

"Of course." To convince the woman, Potio even lowered his arms like a monkey, bent over, and moved his hips from side to side.

"Look, I like the little monkey the most!"

“I also like to eat bananas.” Potio moved to the fruit plate, peeled a banana smoothly, and put it in his mouth to chew.

"..." The woman swallowed hard, then pointed at Potio and said, trembling:

"But...the little banana monkey doesn't like to exercise, it likes to be lazy and likes to sleep..."

"Climbing walls and all that is utter nonsense."

"..."

Amid the woman's screams, a large number of members of the Sleeping Banana Society rushed over, armed with weapons.

"Who are you?"

"Damn, how did that guy get in here?!"

"Kill him! Kill him!!"

"Tsk." Seeing this, Potio had no choice but to turn tail and run, rushing straight out the gate.

……

Beside the street of Liumeng Reef, Potio leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"Seriously, are they really just company members?"

"Mr. Potio, what's wrong?"

The robin spotted Potio and quickly came over.

"Don't mention it," Potio waved his hand.

"I was infiltrating perfectly fine, but unfortunately I was discovered."

“There must be martial law inside now, I need to think of another way.”

"I see..." the robin said thoughtfully.

"Let's think of a solution together."

"Many members of the Sleeping Banana Society are also scattered outside; we can try to make contact with them."

"If some veteran members were willing to take us in, it might be much easier."

"Hey, that's a good idea."

Following the robin's footsteps, Potio walked along the streets of Dream Reef and soon spotted a woman selling sleeping banana monkey dolls.

Her long, dark blue hair was tied over her shoulders, giving her a very wifely look.

"welcome!"

Upon seeing the two robins arrive, the woman quickly smiled and said:

"Would you like a sleeping banana monkey plush toy? It's free, I sewed it myself!"

"Free?" Potio was somewhat surprised.

"Yes, passion is priceless!"

“No, I don’t want that either.” Potio shrugged. “Do I look like the kind of person who would put these monkeys on my bedside table?”

"That's hard to say. Maybe you're the kind of person who looks fierce but actually meows sweetly in private," the woman smiled.

"Wait, holy crap!" Her gaze suddenly fell to the side of Portio, and she realized that he looked very familiar.

"Am I still half asleep? You...you are Miss Robin?!"

"Hello," the robin greeted her gently.

"My goodness, I was just listening to your new album! What brings you to Liumeng Reef?"

The robin smiled faintly, "Actually, I've been here all along, we just haven't met yet."

"Don't worry, this will continue for a while."

"After all, the entrance exam for the Sleeping Banana Society doesn't seem that easy..."

"Sleep...sleep with the banana shop?" The woman's pupils widened in disbelief.

"You want to join the Sleeping Banana Society?"

"I must be half asleep. How could I possibly encounter such a wonderful thing that would make me ecstatic for two fans?!"

"If it's Miss Robin, we should definitely make an exception and recruit her!"

The robin gently shook his head. "No need for that. I'm just an ordinary person, just like everyone else who likes sleeping banana monkeys."

The woman nodded repeatedly, then took out a small ornament and placed it in the robin's hand.

"But if good things come in pairs, it's not a big deal to make some concessions, is it?"

"Take this with you when you go, and they'll understand when they see it—don't worry, it won't break the rules, it's just a reminder not to deliberately make things difficult for them."

According to the woman, this ornament is called the "Capable Person Level Sleeping Banana Pendant," and it is a promotion reward for "Capable Person" level members.

"It seems to be exclusive to long-term members."

Beside the telephone pole, Potio clutched the pendant, examining it repeatedly.

"With this, the assessment will be much easier, right?"

"I've decided to give it a try."

“Mr. Potio, we haven’t gotten the question bank yet…” the robin said, a little worried.

"To hell with your precious question bank! Who has the time to memorize that kind of stuff?" Potio put away the pendant, looking quite disgusted.

"Maybe this ornament will be the key to getting through? Let's give it a try first, and if it doesn't work, we'll think about the rest!"

Having obtained the item, Potio's confidence soared, and he immediately set off for the Sleeping Banana Society's stronghold.

Before the robin could stop him, the arguing nearby made Potio slow down.

"Alright, alright, we'll be all set up soon!" It was a group of members of the Sleeping Banana Society, setting up the Sleeping Banana Monkey statue in the center of the small square.

"From today onwards, this place will be called Sleeping Banana Monkey Plaza. Everyone is welcome to come and have fun!"

Don't worry, there's no entrance fee.

"Hey, what do you mean by this?" a resident standing nearby protested.

"Look at what you're saying. You come to my house and then tell me 'Just make it like your own home'?"

"Who gave you permission to take over this place!"

Seeing this, Potio narrowed his eyes.

"His darlings are these little cuties again!"

"This is...?" The robin was also taken aback.

"It's those guys who keep spreading rumors about the sleeping banana monkey. I've disliked them for a long time."

Potio pulled out his pistol and slowly walked over.

"Hey, you little cuties, look here, look here!"

"You see me? I'm looking for trouble, understand? This is a public place. Put away your underdeveloped, mentally challenged monkeys, or I'll shoot!"

"Huh...?" Several thugs from the Sleeping Banana Society looked at Potio, and before they could react, they saw sparks flying from the gun barrel.

'Bang--!!'

'Bang bang bang—!!'

Potio felt extremely satisfied after shooting the sleeping banana monkey sculpture to pieces.

"You liked illegal construction, didn't you? Do you still like it now? Hmm?"

“No.” The mob stared wide-eyed at the damaged statue.

"Who the hell are you? What the hell did Sleeping Banana Monkey do to you?!"

"You may not understand art, but that doesn't mean you can destroy it."

"Art? This kind of garbage doesn't deserve to be called art!" Portio said with disdain.

"Listen up, all of you! This is the watchmaker's territory. I have no problem with you hanging up watch-related things. But if you try to let this monkey run free... I'll shoot it every time you do!"

"And also, you are all hostages now!"

"what?!"

Under the horrified gazes of the thugs, Potio stopped pretending and ran over to beat them all up.

"You're from the Banana Sleeping Society, you must have something useful on you!"

"Do you have any identification? Show me everything."

With their faces bruised and swollen, the crowd dared not resist and pulled out their identification.

Potio collected their identification documents, then found ropes and tied the men to the roadside.

"Okay, I'll just pick the highest-level identification and sneak in, won't that solve the problem?"

"Big star, here's a gun. If they dare to make a move, just shoot them!"