Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

The chubby boy unbuckled his belt and continued to whip his reddened belly:

"But the story won't end! The wise little monkey will bring you a show!"

The humorist: "..."

Dan Heng remained expressionless. "It's very simple..."

"(￣ェ￣;)Jiao, banana, banana... banana, banana, banana?"

“o(?^｀)o banana banana banana banana banana, banana banana banana banana banana.

“╮(╯﹏╰）╭banana banana banana banana banana banana, banana banana banana banana banana.

"(ノДＴ) banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana."

"(￣へ￣) banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana!"

The chubby boy continued dancing energetically while slapping his belly:

"After the wise little monkey's prayer, the brave little monkey also prayed! Releasing the pressure in his heart, he stood up again before the Demon King!"

The humorist: "...?"

Ranpo: "!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ banana banana banana."

Danheng, Luanpo, Little Fatty, and Banana Flower Sauce all looked at the camera lens: "Banana banana~ Banana banana~ Eat bananas and go to sleep, be happy and carefree!"

End.

"Clap clap clap—" Rick clapped his hands. "Fantastic! A wonderful performance!"

Banana Flower Jam looked expectantly at the Harmonious Banana Master:

"How was it, Banana Master? I think my acting was pretty good, right?"

"You move aside first."

The musician stepped forward, pulled open the banana flower jam, and stared intently at the chubby little boy with a bright red belly behind her.

"You monkey, what were you singing just now?"

"Is that how you read the script?!"

"I...I made some artistic embellishments based on my personal understanding," the chubby boy said nervously, taking a step back.

"I think... I acted pretty well."

"This is utterly absurd!" The musician's face was extremely gloomy.

"How can the narration by the little monkey not be accompanied by monkey calls?!"

"Oh, so that's what you meant, Master Banana." The chubby boy blinked, suddenly realizing.

"Look at your attitude towards learning! You're the worst student I've ever taught!"

The musician was furious.

"I'm going to deduct points from you, deduct 100 points! I'll deduct until you're down to negative 100 points—!!"

"Wh-what?" The chubby boy's eyes widened, and his whole body trembled.

"Negative 100 points... That's outrageous!"

"Stop!" Dan Heng quickly stepped in front of the chubby boy, his eyes fixed on Xie Lejiaoshi.

"I knew it, your scoring is completely illogical."

He addressed the remaining students behind him:

"Stop attending these banana teachers' classes. They are criminals now and need to be investigated by their families."

"Then our twenty points...?" Banana Flower Sauce stared blankly.

"Evil spirits have no right to grade your ninja disciples." Luanpo also came to Danheng's side, lowered his hat brim, and spoke coolly:

"More than a perfect future, we need a wonderful life in the present!"

"You... how dare you incite my monkey life?!" The humorous banana master revealed a sinister look in his eyes and said viciously:

"They've become so disobedient because of you wild monkeys!"

"Fantastic, absolutely fantastic!" Rick immediately turned on the camera again.

"Master of Harmony, it's your turn to play the villain!"

"What's going on?!" The chorus master turned around and shouted at Rick:

"Turn it off! I told you to turn it off!"

“CUT—!!” Rick rejected the Harmonious Banana Master’s suggestion.

"The Emperor will absolutely love this! Keep going...keep going! Use the climactic action scenes to save this awful movie!!!"

Chapter 1083 Humanity Remains Unchanged

A few minutes later.

The hound team arrived after hearing the news and began cleaning up the scene.

The students who were secretly listening to the lecture had already made their escape.

Even the points given are fake; if we don't run now, when will we?

"Have you two actors heard of [meme virus]?" After moving the camera away, Rick returned to the classroom and looked at Danheng and Luanpo.

Dan Heng seemed to be deep in thought, "Is this the true face of the Sleeping Banana Monkey?"

“That’s right,” Rick explained.

"Meme contamination is a propagation phenomenon that affects cognitive information particles, changing the way the contaminated person perceives certain things, much like special effects in a movie."

"Words, music, videos..."

"These things are all media for communication."

"Humans are naturally curious about the unknown, and meme viruses take advantage of this."

"The Emperor, with his keen insight, has listed all the means by which the Sleeping Banana Monkey spreads as prohibited items."

"Praise be to the Great Emperor—!!"

"Even in reality, meme pollution can change a person's mind."

"And in this dream world, it can give rise to nightmares that turn people into apes!"

Luanpo nodded slightly, having roughly figured it out.

"Therefore, the evil ninja first had the evil spirits spread decorated mediums, using entertainment as a cover, to plant the seeds of evil magic in the hearts of the ninja disciples."

"They also usurped the position of their master and tortured the minds of the ninja disciples, causing the evil magic within them to take effect."

"This cycle repeats itself, and the ninjas of Origami Village will be assimilated by the evil spirits and become puppets of the evil ninjas..."

"Therefore, it is very likely that the acting principal of Origami Village is..."

……

Origami University.

Principal room.

The place was dimly lit at the moment, and the ground was covered with sleeping baby monkeys.

"Get out of my way!"

"By order of the Emperor, the hounds have the right to search the principal's office!"

The Hound Squad Leader led a large group of men to capture the Dream Theater Troupe members stationed outside, and successfully stormed into the principal's office.

Looking at the sleeping monkeys scattered all over the banana plantation, the hunting dogs' expressions became even more serious.

"really……"

"We must inform the general!"

"Hehe..." The old monkey slowly rose from the seat at the far end of the principal's office, looking completely at ease.

"Dear off-campus students, you are still welcome even though you did not make an appointment or knock on the door."

"Stop talking nonsense!" the hound captain stepped forward and shouted angrily.

"You are the mastermind behind the spread of the meme virus!"

"Is it that obvious?" The old monkey shook his head, his hands behind his back.

"I thought this class could have gone on for longer."

At the same time, the hounds parted to make way for Gallagher, who slowly walked up to the old monkey with a deep gaze.

"Your confession came faster than we expected."

"So, this is the original doctor's conspiracy."

"Conspiracy? Banana banana banana... You guys are overestimating Pinocchio."

The old monkey sneered.

"How can this money-grubbing paradise, which reeks of nothing but the stench of money, be worthy of the doctor's noble human experiments?"

"Hehe, I'm the only one here—a 'second-class research ape,' here at Pinocchio to complete my graduation project: an atavism experiment based on 'memes.'"

"The project is going very smoothly."

The old monkey looked at the sleeping banana babies on the ground, their eyes glazed over, and was very satisfied.

"People here love sleeping with the banana monkey, especially young people, such as students."

"They will create a new synesthetic dream, 'The Moment of Sleeping Bananas,' and catalyze its growth, expansion, and even evolution..."

"Class, do you know how bananas reproduce?"

Gallagher didn't answer, but simply beckoned, and the wall behind the old monkey shattered with a crash.

A huge, dark purple, long creature rushed in and dragged the old monkey, slamming it violently against the wall.