Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"BOOM!!"

The scattered memories flew everywhere, and the old monkey's body was crushed to pieces by the black-purple monster. All the hounds could hear was the monster's hoarse roar.

Seeing this, the hound squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, this guy was brought to justice before he could cause any trouble!"

"is it?"

"Hehe..." A monkey head emerged from the memory foam created by the collapse of the building.

Then, the miniature old monkey jumped out, lay on the ground, and calmly looked at everyone.

"This lesson is far from over."

"Okay, can anyone answer my question?"

After a moment of silence, one of the hound team members stepped forward:

"To ensure the taste, most commercial bananas are reproduced asexually... without seeds or pollen, and seedlings need to be cultivated from the same rootstock."

"Damn it!" The squad leader immediately rushed over and kicked him hard. "Why did you get involved with him?!"

The player who was kicked: "..."

"Correct answer!" The old monkey was very satisfied.

Five Amber Ages ago, the Academy of Learning cultivated a banana that humans considered perfect, the Golden Sleeping Banana.

"Golden sleeping bananas have quickly taken over the fruit market. They are nutritious, sweet, and very large and thick, although not as big as mine."

Gallagher said calmly, "But it went extinct."

“That’s right.” The old monkey nodded.

"The sleeping banana, which can only be bred artificially, has no possibility of evolution; the same genes give them the same weaknesses."

"That's why there's resistance to gene editing in the real world, even if it could prevent newborns from ever getting HIV..."

"The golden sleeping banana that once ruled the world perished in just a few months."

"Can you guess what I'm going to say?" The old monkey tilted its head.

The player who was kicked replied again:

"You mean the bananas on the market now are all made with advanced technology and rudimentary techniques?"

Old Monkey: "..."

"Hey classmate, which school did you attend?"

“I never went to school. When I was a kid, I hung out with General Yu from my hometown…” He chuckled and scratched his head.

"That really wronged you."

The old monkey shook its head helplessly.

"What I'm trying to say is that if humanity doesn't change, its fate will be no different from that of the golden sleeping banana."

"The predecessor of the Sleeping Banana is the highly prolific Green Wild Banana. Without human intervention, it should have blossomed with even more colorful splendor, just like this Pinocchio."

"But the people here have chosen crude imitation."

"Build skyscrapers, establish cities, print currency, and then voluntarily become a piece of the puzzle in the cosmic market..."

"Like a golden sleeping banana, unchanging, fragile, and ultimately... utterly useless."

"What are you spouting nonsense about?" someone cursed.

"What does it mean to be a crude imitation? What does it mean to remain unchanged? That's how we humans have developed to this point!"

"You're a researcher, right?"

"Then let me ask you, are the instruments you use in your research and the knowledge you acquired all passed down to you by your predecessors?"

"Even the land of dreams could only be built upon the efforts of those pioneers who established frontier prisons!"

"Tsk, what a bunch of wild monkeys." The old monkey gave a disdainful look, his gaze contemptuous.

Chapter 1084 When did you betray us?

At that moment, Danheng and Luanpo also arrived at the principal's office.

Looking at the eerie, dark purple monster hovering in the sky, Dan Heng couldn't help but frown:

"That is [what is heading towards death]."

"We have new guests again." The old monkey glanced at the two newcomers, but didn't seem to care, and continued:

"Many parts of the world have been subjected to the wrong kind of 'banana breeding,' so the doctor wants to turn these misguided worlds back into embryos full of potential."

"Giving them a chance to grow again is what we call atavism experiments."

"Absurd!" Luanpo stepped forward and retorted to the old monkey.

"I have visited those star systems."

"We walked past each star one by one, but couldn't find a single ninja who could speak; they were all evil spirits..."

"And you know perfectly well that they weren't born this way."

Luanpo lowered his head and looked at the other little monkeys crawling around the old monkey.

"The monkey that just crawled past your feet was a worker a few years ago. He was reluctant to spend the money he earned and sent it all home."

"And then there's that guy on the bookshelf who's playing with the other monkeys over a bunch of bananas. He used to be the smartest person on the planet. He knew how people could fly into the sky."

"I have visited countless planets, and survivors have posted missing person notices everywhere..."

"In the end, I found this place for them..."

"So what are you trying to say?" The old monkey tilted his head and smiled calmly.

"Wouldn't their lives be easier if they became monkeys?"

"When people are full, they have countless worries, but when people are hungry, they usually only have one worry."

"What's wrong with being a little monkey? Don't you think they live a much easier life than you do now?"

The old monkey conjured up a banana and threw it into a large hole in the wall.

In an instant, the sleeping banana monkeys rushed over noisily and crowded around the cave entrance, some even fighting and tearing at each other's fur.

"The doctor is a genius. His ideals are lofty enough, and he will surely achieve them."

"But mediocre people will only wallow in unrealistic fantasies and become a burden on the evolution of civilization."

"Making the best use of people's talents and resources. After all this time, haven't you learned this concept yet...? A failed attempt at becoming a PhD?"

Seeing Luan Po's face gradually darken, Dan Heng quickly raised his spear and pointed it at the old monkey, "Your conspiracy ends here!"

“His dream reality isn’t here,” Gallagher said in a deep voice.

"..." Dan Heng took a deep breath and silently withdrew his hand.

In this situation, violence alone is not enough to punish this "banana giver"; the true source must be found.

"Do you know why I let you all run wild on campus?" the old monkey said calmly.

"Because Origami University is a petri dish, it's not a pity to throw it away."

"But if it can wipe out all the pests in the lab... then it's making the most of its resources."

"Banana, banana, it's time to go home! get out of class is over!"

In an instant, the ceiling collapsed, and a large number of the hidden Dream Theater Troupe members landed on the ground with sharp explosions, indiscriminately attacking everyone present.

"Banana, banana, banana, you bad students!"

"All of you, accept your punishment!!"

"Oh no, get back out of here! This is a trap...!" The hound team members quickly retreated.

Accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps, the group's battlefield shifted to the campus square.

The number of Dream Troupe members is far greater than the Hound family had anticipated.

Not only in the principal's office, but also in the teaching building, the frenzied Dream Theater Troupe rushed into the battlefield.

In an instant, Origami University was filled with the roars of battle.

"Holy crap, where did all these banana masters come from? Compared to them, the Hound family's people are simply no match."

On the rooftop of the school building, a large number of students gathered to escape the war.

Looking down, the densely packed Dream Theater Troupe, like a flood, continuously washed away the few scattered Hound Warriors mixed in with it.

Danheng and Luanpo also joined the melee below.

"No way... these banana teachers are really criminals? I even took their classes before, what about my credits?"

"What time is it, and you're still thinking about credits?"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh—someone suddenly turned into a monkey!"

"?"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw that it was a girl who had screamed, and there was indeed a small monkey with a middle parting in her hair sleeping next to her.

At this moment, the sleeping banana monkey has become a contraband of Pinocchio.

The monkey dolls from before had already been looted by the hunting dogs below. If anyone still has any... well, they can only wait to be sent to prison for a good wash.

"Good brother, how did you turn into a monkey?!" Suddenly, a man picked up the little monkey, heartbroken.

"I'll never call you a noob at video games again! Waaaaah... Please change back, okay?"

"Holy crap, someone's turned into a monkey again!"

"Help...help! Banana? Banana banana?"

As time went by, more and more students who had fled from the rooftop inexplicably transformed into sleeping banana monkeys, crawling around aimlessly with dazed eyes.

Like a highly contagious virus, it spreads from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred...

"CUT—!!"