Sister, can I be a maid too?
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"So... you two conspired together in the car, didn't you? You deliberately stayed silent, just waiting for me to find the differences?"
Lin Tingwan blinked and looked at her older sister.
Jiang Yubai immediately understood and looked over speechlessly:
"I knew it, it must have been your idea... How can you be such a childish older sister?"
Lin Jianxia paused in her sweeping, her eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Hey, I haven't even settled accounts with you yet, and you dare to bring it up first?"
"Settle accounts?" Jiang Yubai was taken aback. "Settle accounts for what?"
"What's the point of settling accounts... I told you to recognize people, who gave you the right to lay a hand on me!"
Lin Jianxia straightened up, pointed to her cheek with the broom handle, and her tone became increasingly embarrassed and annoyed.
"You're rubbing my face and poking me all over. Is that how you recognize people?!"
After a two-second silence, Jiang Yubai coughed lightly:
"...Well, just tell me if you recognized them all or not, didn't you recognize them now?"
"Pah! Is this what you call recognizing someone?" Lin Jianxia gritted her teeth. "If I didn't slap your hand, would you push your luck even further?!"
Jiang Yubai didn't like hearing this and said irritably:
"Hey, don't worry about how I recognized you, I just recognized you, okay?"
"Besides, you two look like copy-pastes, the only difference is your scarves. If you're sitting here in a row pretending to be snowmen, who can tell you apart?"
He turned his head and glanced at the hedgehog-embroidered scarf around Lin Jianxia's neck, somewhat surprised:
"But you two... didn't you swap scarves?"
Lin Jianxia subconsciously touched the scarf around her neck, then snorted and turned her face away.
"Anyway...anyway, you're not allowed to rub my face or poke it next time! In short, you're not allowed to touch me!"
"There will be a next time?"
Jiang Yubai was speechless, and waved his hand dismissively.
"I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not guessing anymore. If I have to do it again, I'll just say 'Sister on the left, sister on the right.' I'll take it or leave it."
Just kidding. If he could get a little rub on her cheeks and receive some treats, he'd be happy to play along and guess. But who would want to guess out of thin air?
There's no reward for guessing correctly, but a penalty for guessing incorrectly?
No way.
Lin Jianxia seemed to have guessed what he was thinking. She blinked, thought for a moment while holding the broom, and then said:
"Well... how about I give you a little reward if you guess right?"
"What reward?" Jiang Yubai's eyes lit up.
But then again...
"...Massage?" Lin Jianxia tentatively asked.
"I thought it was something special," Jiang Yubai said, instantly losing interest. "Is this all? No way."
But then again, let's get back to the point.
He glanced at Lin Jianxia and couldn't help but complain:
"No, is it really that fun to stand in a row with your sister and have people guess who she is?"
Do twins all like to play like this?
Lin Jianxia glanced at him and pouted:
"It's not a question for you to guess, you wouldn't understand..."
"What do you mean I don't understand? Look at Wanwan, she's not as childish as you, okay?" Jiang Yubai said irritably.
Hearing this, Lin Jianxia didn't respond. Instead, she turned to look at Lin Tingwan, who was standing quietly to the side, and said with a hint of certainty:
"Wanwan, what if that idiot Jiang Yubai mistakes you for my sister? Would you be unhappy?"
Lin Tingwan lowered her head, and after finishing writing, she held the spiral notebook to her chest:
"meeting."
"Hmm~"
Lin Jianxia looked at him with a hint of smugness.
Jiang Yubai stared at the small character for a long time, then suddenly realized:
"Hey, don't try to twist the facts. Is it the same thing to not be able to tell them apart normally or to pretend you two aren't talking and not be able to tell them apart?"
Seeing that this guy wouldn't budge no matter what she said, Lin Jianxia gritted her teeth in anger:
"So what kind of reward do you want?"
What kind of reward do you want?
Jiang Yubai was taken aback by the question and couldn't help but look up at her.
—No, are you really that obsessed? Is this play something you absolutely have to do?
He thought about it for a moment, and suddenly an idea came to him.
"Well... a massage, that's not out of the question either..."
Lin Jianxia, however, showed no sign of happiness; instead, she narrowed her eyes.
"Are you going to add a 'but' after that?"
Jiang Yubai didn't disappoint her: "But..."
He winked at Lin Tingwan beside him:
"We have to come together every night, okay?"
Before Lin Tingwan could react, Lin Jianxia's eyes widened, and she instinctively grabbed a broom.
"Jiang! Yu! Bai! How dare you! You want me and Wanwan to give you a massage, don't you?!"
"If it doesn't work, then forget it," Jiang Yubai said, showing flexibility. "I have a second option. Do you want to hear it?"
Lin Jianxia put down the broom with some skepticism:
"......What?"
Jiang Yubai waved to her, signaling her to come closer.
After giving him a few suspicious glances, Lin Jianxia finally couldn't resist the temptation and hesitantly took half a step forward.
Jiang Yubai lowered his voice and whispered a few words in her ear.
As she listened, Lin Jianxia suddenly froze on the spot, her eyes widening and her neck turning a thin red.
She grabbed a broom and chased after Jiang Yubai, ready to hit him.
Jiang Yubai had anticipated this, and with a nimble movement, he hid behind Lin Tingwan.
He peeked out, supporting the girl's shoulders, and said irritably:
"Lin Jianxia, if you agree, you agree; if you disagree, you disagree. Why are you chasing after me and hitting me?"
"Pah! I think you deserve a beating!"
Lin Jianxia was furious. Looking at her younger sister's curious gaze, she was too embarrassed to say anything, so she could only sulk and say:
"Anyway, you wish!"
"If it doesn't work out, then forget it," Jiang Yubai said lazily as he straightened up. "Well, I'm telling you in advance, you can let me guess next time, but you just have to agree to one of these two conditions."
Anyway, he definitely won't lose out.
Actually, there are ways to guess who's who in a second—
Just give her a quick kiss, and the one who puts her arms around her neck is Tingtingwan, the one who chokes her neck is Jianjianxia, it's that simple.
Of course, this idea is one thing, but like the saying "big is small, small is big," let alone doing it, even saying it out loud would probably get you a beating.
Lin Jianxia completely ignored him, angrily sweeping the floor and speaking irritably:
"Move the pig's trotters a bit."
"Okay~"
Jiang Yubai had no complaints whatsoever and cooperated perfectly.
Seeing his expression only made Lin Jianxia angrier. She gritted her teeth and couldn't help but start picking a fight again:
"Hey, Jiang Yubai, there's... nothing weird under your bed, is there?"
"What do you mean by 'strange or weird'?" Jiang Yu laughed. "Give me an example?"
Lin Jianxia paused, her tone suddenly becoming somewhat erratic:
"Well...the books always say that boys often hide...something indecent under their beds..."
"some."
This straightforward answer surprised Lin Jianxia for a moment.
—Oh, there really is!?
She opened her mouth, hesitated, but ultimately couldn't suppress her curiosity.
Just as she was about to ask, she seemed to remember something, ran over and covered her younger sister's ears, then lowered her voice and asked cautiously:
"What...what is it?"
Jiang Yubai was amused by the guy's furtive appearance, and said in a serious tone:
"It's nothing, just your two life-size body pillows are hidden under the bed. Look for them."
Lin Jianxia was stunned for two seconds, and actually bent down subconsciously. As soon as she made the movement, she realized that she had been tricked, and she was so angry that she picked up a pillow from the bed and was about to throw it at him.
"Jiang Yubai!!!"
Just as she had calmed the unruly Lin Jianxia down, Lin Tingwan's notebook was pushed towards her from the other side:
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