Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Assi!

No, I can't take that step, I...

Turning to look at his lovely roommate lying in his arms with a charming look on his face, Rick shed tears of emotion.

He conducted a comprehensive physical examination on Lika, and finally found that there was a slight problem with the naughty child's ears. Although he didn't know the cause, there were some differences in the sound levels heard by Lika's left ear and right ear. .

This problem is easier to solve. Rick smiled.

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With three days left before the one-month agreement, Rick, Lika and Hubi succeeded - using a single-ear hearing aid, Lika's tone finally stabilized, and then they continued Through devilish training to improve her voice, she has successfully been able to sing the song START:DASH without going out of tune.

Finally...finally...

Rick and Hubie were moved and hugged each other. They never expected that a seemingly simple task would be so troublesome - they originally thought it was just a one night date to have a romantic relationship with the girl. , but when I was applauding, I found that this was actually the first time for this girl. Just when I was proud to win the first time, I found that the moment I entered, I actually completed a ritual, and then I was summoned to the alien world as a hero. world.

Well, if that's all, it can be said to be the unfolding of the royal road. After all, it's better to applaud and cross than to be hit by a truck driver, right?

But if this alternate world is filled with men, and the Demon King is actually a fujoshi, she turns all the creatures in that world into handsome men, in order to enjoy the super beautiful BL Garden - and your goal is to defeat this A demon king! So you embark on a journey with the magician (body ♂, actual ♀), the swordsman (body ♂, actual ♀), the female knight (body ♂, actual ♀), and the monk (body ♂, actual ♀).

Damn it, don’t bend, brave man! Even though the monk has a petite figure and a nice voice, and his hands are smooth and soft to the touch, don’t bend, brave man! !

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The three-year period has arrived... Weig sat on the chair, looked at the Rick team in front of him, and said seriously: Are you ready?

Completely prepared! Rick looked at Vig with a smile on his face and said, Let's do the third test first, then the second, and finally the first, okay?

Whatever you want. Weig crossed his arms and said, It's just that I told you in advance that the spiritual equipment I invented, the Super Ultimate Martial God Super Gold Explosive Killer Mk3.1413 World Invincible Type, is absolutely I won’t lose to anyone!”

Wow--

Rick glanced at Ronnie, who was covering his face next to him, and said, Ronnie, is this hereditary or... mutation?

The weapon I invented is the Marrow Explosion, okay? Ronnie retorted, Marrow Explosion! I didn't call him the Unparalleled Ultimate Destruction Explosion, Super Genocide, Heaven-Destroying Earth-Destroying Explosive Bomb, right?

Okay! It's genetic. Rick withdrew his gaze.

Hey! Ronnie shouted, Okay, I admit that I did name the Marrow Explosion this once, but I was still young at that time! When I grew up, it didn't mean anything like this at all!

oh--

Rick showed a stunned expression. He touched his chin and said, In other words, Class 2?

Damn, this is going too far.

Stop talking! Hurry up and play! Ronnie decided to change the topic, so he selectively blocked the Ah, changed the topic, Indeed, changed the topic~, No, no, this changes the topic? the discussion.

Oh, when I get out, I will kill you all.jpg

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The so-called spiritual equipment, to put it bluntly, is the armor worn on the body, just like the equipment in the game. It can increase attributes such as movement speed, activity durability or collision strength, as well as energy recovery speed, etc., allowing you to flourish from now on. , sitting back as the head of the family.

Although the style has changed a bit, it's still the same old style from six thousand years ago... Wig looked at the spiritual equipment invented by Ronnie and couldn't help but curled his lips and said, Let you see my latest super... …”

Okay, let's get ready! Ronnie calmly interrupted Weig's speech. He clapped his hands vigorously and said.

‘Tsk. ‘Wigger snorted calmly, and decided to wait for Ronnie’ s puppets, let the ancestors guide, what is called technology in a variety of times!

Then Weig was beaten to the point of doubting his life. Until the end, he looked doubtful of his life - no, aren't we playing an ordinary King of Fighters game? Why are the characters on your side from Dragon Ball?

This is really Vig's actual feeling. He felt like he was playing the King of Fighters. At most, he could just block and then make a wave. At worst, it was a special move. But Ronnie took out a Super Saiyan blue card with his backhand. Carrot, and then blew his own head off.

Said Oh!

Hahahaha, so, little guy, you are a bit younger than your ancestors. Ronnie put his hands on his hips and let out a wild laugh, This is the wisdom and speech of our ancestors!

The reason why Ronnie can win is actually very simple, because his equipment can not only improve attributes, but also increase the strength of the doll itself.

In game terms, your character is level 10 and wears blue equipment, while the other person is level 50 and wears purple equipment. How do you fight this?

The next is the second test. Vig will not give Ronnie a chance to continue to succeed. This skillful appearance of interrupting the spell casting is worthy of being a blood relative.

We agreed in advance... Weig looked at Rick with a serious face and said, You know very well how lethal Lika's singing is! So if you dare to lie to me, I will kill you Tie them up and put 100 players around you to play Lika’s singing on a loop!”

Damn it, echo plus echo, this is even scarier than Ling Chi!

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In the eyes of everyone with anticipation (fear), Rika stood on the stage - then someone asked, are all these goblins fools? You know what Lika's singing level is, but you still rush here so bravely? Do you think this is a fresh meat arcade with low traffic, and you will be paid for your hard work?

In fact, this is also Rick's arrangement - why does he conduct the third test first and then the second test? Not because the third test will use the most popular Barbara Arena in the Goblin Kingdom! That is a very large arena that can fill nearly 23,000 people!

Of course, the ticket for this arena is equivalent to ten yuan when converted into RMB. You can go in and sit there for a day (but you have to buy a new ticket when you come out and go in again), and the things inside are also rated, mineral water of 1.5, 3 yuan For bottles of Coke, there is no situation where a bottle of Coke sells for 11 or even 15.

To put it bluntly, this is a place to kill time, and here, some arena-type puppet battles are often held. After all, it is not allowed to directly hurt others, so we can only use this method of controlling the puppets. Battled.

Rick had been warming up to the battle between Ronnie and Vig a week ago. He was promoting it everywhere, so the entire arena was full of people today.

Ha ha ha ha--

Looking at the dense crowd outside and Lika standing on the stage, Rick stepped on the railing with his right foot and smiled wildly: This is not a bus to the kindergarten! Everyone, don't even think about getting off today. car!

Just when the crowd was rioting and everyone was getting ready to play yo-yo, the BGM started playing, and Lika held the microphone in her hand with a firm look on her face and started singing.

Ah ah ah, Rika spoke. Do you want to die...eh?

Oh oh oh, it's shocking to the brain...eh?

You are really diligent...eh?

All the audience members who were about to run froze in place. They looked at the singer who was singing hard on the stage and looked at the singer with a look of confusion and disbelief. Lika.

No, what happened? Although it was just a joke, no one really took advantage of Sister Zhou, right? But now... why do I feel that Sister Zhou is a bit seductive... No, no! Why do you feel that Rika's singing voice is... nice?

Hey, isn't there something wrong with my ears?

Brotherhood, have we been brainwashed?

Is it possible? How could a normal person think that Lika's singing voice sounds good?

So we're not normal?

The audience felt that they were experiencing an auditory version of Saya's song - no, it should be Rika's song, so everyone was slapping themselves on the head.

Just like that, in the stunned silence of the whole place, Lika finished singing the only song she knew, and then looked at the audience around her with a nervous expression and short breathing - in fact, when the BGM started playing, the audience was ready to run away. At that moment, she was ready to stop, but she thought of Rick's words, No matter what happens, even if Charizard evolves into a Mechanical Greymon in front of you, you have to keep singing for me. As told, I gritted my teeth and continued singing my song...

What she didn't expect was that after her singing sounded, the audience who had already stood up stopped one after another, and then looked at her blankly. This strange scene continued until her singing stopped. .

What...what's going on? What's going on! Give me some reaction!

Lika waited nervously for the audience's reaction, but more than twenty seconds passed, and there was deathly silence in the audience.

‘Sure enough, it still doesn’t work? ’ Lika took a deep breath, and just when she was about to step off the stage, the first round of applause came.

What followed was a second round of applause, then a third, a fourth... the applause seemed to be contagious, and the entire venue was filled with enthusiastic applause.

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How's it going? How do you feel? Looking at Lika staggering off the stage, Rick came over with a smile.

Master... master craftsman... Lika held on to the wall on the side, looked at Rick with tears in her eyes, and said: Quick... help me, my legs are weak...

Emmm... Rick looked at Lika who was holding on to the wall and swinging her legs. He couldn't help but ponder for a few seconds. Then under the shocked eyes of Zhenhong, Ronny, Weig and Coronie, he said: He rushed over with lightning speed, put his hands through Lika's armpits, and carried her directly to the middle of the passage, and then...

Evacuate quickly!

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After losing the support of the wall, Rika suddenly fell to the ground, and then looked at Rick with a greeting - Master, are you really a human species? But...why don't you do anything that has anything to do with humans? ?

Come on, disciple! Rick looked at Lika and encouraged: Don't admit defeat! Go forward!

... Lika gritted her teeth. She moved to the wall little by little (it took three minutes), then stood up slowly while holding on to the wall, and was thrown into the middle of the road again by Rick.

rua!!!

Lika was so angry that she gritted her teeth and made a fierce protest, but Rick's smile was even more heart-rending.

This little girl is so cute.

In the end, Cole, who still couldn't stand it, kicked Rick on the butt, then angrily helped Lika to the sofa and said, You idiot Rick, don't bully others!

This is obviously to train her, right? She just sang a song, and the time from the time she came on stage to the time she came off the stage was less than ten minutes. It's just a waste of time. This is not okay. Rick touched his butt and curled his lips and said, That's right. Make up for it.

Woo——

Rika let out a scream.

None, cannot be refuted.

Okay, my disciple - Rick sat in front of Lika and said with a smile: How do you feel?

When talking about this topic, Lika seemed to recall the feeling on the stage just now. She looked at Rick with a flushed face and said loudly: Very...very excited! I never thought that someone would do it for Applause for my singing!”

It's just a song, what does it count? Rick waved his hand and said angrily: Your future is full of stars and teeth!

Eh?

This is just the beginning - Rick looked at Lika and said: Since you called me master, then you are ready to become Aishulu!

Love...love Doulu?

That's right! Lika, in order to gain popularity, become Ai Shulu! Rick gave his thumbs up with a sassy face.

He knew very well that although he could conquer the forest elves and goblins with his own methods, that kind of conquering was only in a formal sense, just like the stupid thing was also an old trainer in form at the beginning, but Do you look at him?

Although Rick has other ways to stabilize people's hearts, if there is a shortcut, there is no need to go the long way, right? Wouldn't it be nice to watch Lika show off her love and then sit at home and count money?

Yes, Master! The stupid Lika was completely unaware of Rick's sinister intentions. Instead, she was moved by Rick's plan.

Woohoo, my master is so kind to me. Not only is he willing to train me to sing, but he is also willing to support me in having sex! Although I don’t know what Ai Doulu is, it must be something good!

Okay! Rick patted Lika on the shoulder with satisfaction, then turned around, gave a thumbs up to Vig, and said, How is it? Are we qualified?

There is still another test! Vig hummed.

Okay! Rick patted his chest, then patted Hubie, who had been sitting next to him, on the head, and said, Come on, Hubie!

This is a treasure. Hubie handed the battle uniform worn by Rick to Vig.

This is... Weig looked at what Hubi handed over and said, Spiritual equipment? Isn't this... wait? Hiss...

It's like, I asked you to pull out an invention I've never seen before, and you pulled out a car. Before I could tell you how developed the modern automobile industry is, you told me how this car could become Bumblebee.

Grass, who can say no to a bumblebee? ! Not at all! That girl over there with blond hair and big waves, get out of here and stop leaning on my bumblebee!

Just when Weig was looking at the battle suit in his hand in a daze, Hubie had already snatched the spirit suit back with a swish at Rick's suggestion - because the owners of the spirit suit were originally Rick and Hubi, so Hubi's behavior is not grabbing other people's things, but getting back his own things.

is legal.

Eh eh eh...

Weige reluctantly watched Hubie take back the clothes, and then said eagerly: No, show me again, brother!

I don't think it's feasible. Rick shook his head and said, Unless you tell me the results of the assessment first.

Then it must pass! Weig said without hesitation, However, this only allows me to recognize you! If you want our goblins to be you, you must impress me.

No problem. A smile appeared on the corner of Rick's mouth. Under Vege's reluctant eyes, he put the suit back into his backpack, and then said: Then, let's start our negotiations. The goblins have full authority. Lord Agent.

call……

Vig took a long breath, then looked at Rick and asked, Tell me, what are you going to use to impress me, the goblin?

To be honest, I didn't prepare anything. Rick shook his finger and said, On the contrary, I think you goblins should take the initiative to ask for an alliance with me.

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When Vig plays? When , it wasn't that he had a problem, but that he thought there was a problem with Rick - why do you think I should take the initiative to form an alliance? Eat shit if you want!

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