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Don't panic, listen to me slowly. Rick looked at Weig calmly.

No, I didn't panic at all. Vig explained, Please start your bomb show! Pour Rick a cappuccino!

Okay! Rick nodded and said, First of all, are you sure now that we are people from six thousand years ago?

Of course you can.

Then, do you agree with the reason why we came to this world? Rick continued to ask.

A struggle between two representatives of the only god? I agree. Vig nodded - except for the only god, it was really hard for him to imagine that anyone could bring people from six thousand years ago.

There are indeed species in Disbod that can live for six thousand years, such as the divine species, the fantasy species, and the Flügel species, but the lifespans of the human species, forest elves, and goblin species are absolutely impossible to be that long—— Oh yes, there are also Exchas.

Strictly speaking, the lifespan of an Ex-Machina is about one thousand years, which may be extended by several hundred years, but it is unlikely to reach six thousand years.

Of course, in the original work, after Hubie uploaded the love between himself and Rick, the data of this heart directly caused all the Ex-Machina to fall hopelessly in love with Rick, and even Due to the obsession of I don't want children who are not Rick - for this reason, the Ex-Machina blocked the new machine birth device, and then used the obsession to support his body, and lived for six thousand years, etc. Sora arrived.

But in this world line, because of the battle suit given by Elsebell, Rick does not need Hubie to take risks, and Jibril, the culprit in the original book, was banned from wandering around by the God of War from the beginning. This also results in the Ex-Machina being still an ordinary Ex-Machina.

Okay, let’s move on.

At least according to Vig's knowledge, it is impossible for the members of Rick's team to live for six thousand years, but the fact is that they have indeed come to get the world six thousand years later, so... after removing all the impossibilities, the final No matter how incredible the answer is, it is also the correct answer.

They are indeed the only ones God brought to the present day from six thousand years ago.

Okay, since you agree with what I said, the problem is simple. Rick looked at Vig in front of him and said: This is the game of the only god, so it is impossible for any race to escape the rules of the game - —Between me and another person, you goblins must choose one of them to join.

...

Vig had to admit that Rick was right - this was a game played by two unique gods, and he was not a chess player, just a chess piece, so it was impossible to resist. It was impossible to resist in this life. It's like being able to hang out with the big guys and live life together.

Then...why can't I choose the other side?

Of course. Rick nodded and said, However, if you choose our people, you will not only be able to work with Ronnie, the most talented inventor in the history of the goblins, but you can also study me as much as you want. Fighter, and working with the people on the other side...I don’t know what benefits they can bring out.

If it is a human-to-human interaction, then there may be situations where one is motivated by emotion, for example - I just don’t like you, so even if I don’t get what I want, I won’t cooperate with you! But the alliance between countries cannot be motivated by emotion! Everyone will pay more attention to interests!

The interests on Rick's side have been laid out, Ronnie has a brand new suit technology, and on Sora's side... Mad, Vig didn't even see Sora's shadow, so there is a trivial interest?

... Weig fell into deep thought. He could sit in the position of full authority, so naturally he was not a smart person, so he... was moved.

Okay, then the last test! Weig looked at Rick in front of him with a straight face and said, As long as you can do it, I agree to form an alliance with you!

Say it!

Drink! Vig's expression suddenly turned into a maniacal laugh, As long as you can drink a full glass of goblin wine, I will agree to form an alliance with you!

... Rick's face turned pale - good guy, the wine grown by goblins is a first-class liquor, its low level is equivalent to the water of life of the fighting nation!

Drink a big glass...

Are you afraid? Wei Ge narrowed his eyes and said, You want me, the goblin, to join your team, but you don't even dare to drink a glass of wine?

Who says you don't dare anymore? Rick raised his eyebrows and said, Isn't it just wine? Just drink it with your teeth!

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Half an hour later.

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Rick looked at the large wine glass in front of him, which was thicker than his wrist, and the transparent liquid rippling in it with a 0v0 expression. Rick couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

The smell of alcohol is so offensive to my nose! !

Come on, brave man! Weig raised a giant wine glass that was a whole circle bigger than Rick's glass, and said boldly: Cheers! Drink it! You are our boss!

drink!

Other senior members of the goblin race urged.

...

Rick gritted his teeth, and under Hubie's worried eyes, he picked up the wine glass in front of him, and then...

Tons, tons, tons! belch!

With an uncontrollable belch, Rick tipped the transparent wine glass upside down on the table, then looked at Vig in front of him and said, Drink it in one gulp, how about it?

Hahahaha, very good! Weig showed a cheerful expression. He slammed the table and said, From now on, you will be my sworn brother!

Hey - Rick laughed, and then said carelessly: Okay, brothers are brothers, but I feel...

Dong——

Rick collapsed.

Ha ha ha ha--

Weig showed an expression of gloating. He patted his knees vigorously and said, It's over! Hey, how long can my little brother last?

Boss, the second boss fell in fifteen seconds!

Rookie! The smile on Vig's face couldn't stop, It seems like my brother's drinking ability still needs to be improved, hahaha!

The setting of the goblins may refer to the dwarves to a certain extent, so they especially like to drink! At the same time, he also likes bold people, and Rick drinks whenever he wants, and his aura of drinking it all in one breath has indeed won the favor of many dwarves.

It's just that I'm not very good at drinking, so I drank one glass.

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I am...

Rick sat up from the ground, then looked at the dark space around him, and said blankly: I remember...

You're drunk. Along with a smiling voice, a fire appeared in front of Rick - no, to be precise, it was a fire.

The fire suddenly expanded, and the brightness also rose rapidly. The entire space was illuminated for a while, but strangely, the fire that illuminated the entire space was not dazzling.

Hey, kid, long time no see. Then, the voice sounded again, and the speaker was a young red-haired lady. He was leaning on a big chair, holding a wine bottle in his left hand, looking at it with a smile. Looking at Rick who got up from the ground, Do you still remember me?

Okan!? Rick couldn't help shouting the other party's name.

Bingo, you got it right. Okan chuckled. He supported his face with his right hand and said, Boy, you are so embarrassing! You actually poured one cup.

Wulu Sai! I have never drank alcohol! Rick walked up to Okan and retorted with a red face, Besides, the wine grown by goblins is too high!

It is obviously a high-alcohol wine, but when you drink it, it not only does not irritate your throat, but also does not have that burning feeling - except for the pungent taste, it tastes like a high-alcohol wine! But he was so addicted that he fainted before he could react.

Hahahaha—— O'Kan laughed happily, You still have the nerve to say that! That glass of wine was tampered with by that boy Vigne.

What! He framed me!

Shit, I'm helping you! Okan rolled his eyes, Only the top one millimeter of the glass of wine is high-altitude wine, so you smell pungent, and when you drink it, the lower part All are low-alcohol rice wines.”

Ah? Rick was stunned, and then he pointed at his face and said, That means I drink rice wine... No, no, no, I can't be so embarrassed! Isn't there still a millimeter of strong liquor?

Silly, that level of strong alcohol would have evaporated long ago if you didn't drink it quickly. Okan sneered and joked: Mr. our great hero who ended the war, please stop struggling! You are indeed a bad drinker. chicken.

Axi! Rick's face turned pale - am I such a noob in terms of feelings? Can you get high just by drinking rice wine?

However, I didn't expect that 6,000 years have passed so quickly. Okan touched his head and said: I thought you needed my help to gain recognition from the goblin race, but I didn't expect that you would succeed on your own. ”

After all, with Ronnie here, and the battle suit that my eldest sister gave me, it's quite easy for the goblins to take the bait. Rick supported his chin and said, But other races are a bit troublesome.

Let’s not talk about the most troublesome divine species, fantasy species and elf species. Rick just doesn’t know what to do with the Flügel species, plus the machine-type species and demon species that will follow...

Ah, the eldest sister really gave me a problem. Rick complained.

If you want to complain, just calm down the excitement on your face! Okan said angrily, Let me explain in advance that because of the eldest sister in your family, all our divine species have been preserved. , but not all the gods are like me and willing to help you~

The gods admire Rick's wisdom, but some trouble-making gods don't mind giving Rick a little trouble - after all, isn't it a fan's inherent skill to watch their idols suffer?

End of this chapter

I saw with my own eyes how Rick relied on his wisdom to make the battlefield develop in the direction he hoped for little by little without participating in the battle directly! It was precisely because of Rick's actions that these gods clearly understood for the first time what the power of wisdom was, and inevitably developed some admiration for Rick.

However, it is precisely because of this little admiration that some gods are more keen to cause trouble for Rick. This mentality is a bit similar to your favorite anchor playing ranked in the live broadcast, and then you also queue in for sniping - referring to It's normal sniping, not the bad behavior of targeting the host while peeking at the screen or simply hanging up to disgust the anchor.

Hiss, why don't the gods enjoy the show? Why are you troubling me, an innocent and powerless human race! Rick helplessly covered his forehead. He wanted to condemn these idle gods.

Hahahaha, who made your performance during the war so amazing? Okan took a sip of wine with a proud look on his face and said happily: But if there is trouble for you, there will naturally be people who are willing to help you.

Huh? Rick tilted his head and asked: Let me ask you in advance if you are going to say anything. I won't directly tell you who is willing to help you, unless you do XXX things for me, right?

Sounds good. Okan touched his chin and said, I wasn't planning on doing this originally, but now that you mentioned it...well...

Hey hey——

Rick covered his face again - am I actively starting the RPG game process? To obtain the Holy Sword, you must break the seal, and breaking the seal requires seven gems. The seven gems are scattered in seven directions on the continent. You must collect them all, and then one task after another...

hateful!

Just when Rick was struggling to complain, Okan raised his hand with a smile and said: Shall we play a little game?

Huh? Rick tilted his head and asked, What game?

It's called Lucky Enchantment! Don't get me wrong, it's not a very scary thing. Okan smiled, pointed behind him, and said: Disboard is very close to another planet called Earth, and the only god Tetu was worried that us gods would be too boring, so in recent years he got us some things called game consoles, which are much older in style.

So it's...a game?

That's right. Okan nodded and said with a smile: But I am the God of Forging after all, so we will play some special games.

you say.

First of all, this game is called Minecraft, and then there is a setting called equipment enchantment. Equipment enchantment requires the character's experience points. Okan raised his finger and said: The content of our competition is, who can get it together first? A set of diamond armor with protection 4 and a diamond sword with sharpness 5, whoever survives wins.

Wait a minute, diamond armor? Diamond sword? Sharpness? Protection? Rick looked at Okan in confusion and said, Can you at least give me a clear introduction?

No problem. Okan nodded and said: The materials for making armor are divided into leather, iron nuggets, gold nuggets and diamonds, while the materials for weapons are wood, stone, iron, gold and diamonds! In other words, To form a complete set of diamond armor and weapons, a large amount of diamonds are needed as reserves! At the same time, the enchantments of Protection 4 and Sharpness 5 are also top-notch...

As Okan spoke, he explained the rules of the game to Rick in detail, and after listening carefully, Rick immediately understood how troublesome this competition with Okan was - not only did he need to mine, but he also Character is required.

Of course, since you are a novice, I allow you to bring your little wife. Okan smiled and said: In addition, I will give you three weeks to familiarize yourself with this game.

Okay! Rick nodded.

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Hey, hey, boy, this game is not that simple~ Okan looked at Rick's leaving back with a proud look on his face! He has been playing this game called MC for a long time, but he still has no way to effectively enchant the attributes he needs - but he still vaguely figured out some tricks, such as sharpness appearing in The third square has a higher chance, while the protection is in the second square.

(PS, the above techniques are purely Okan’s “body sense”.)

Anyway, my armor can defeat the second grid, and my weapons can defeat the third grid. Okan looked at the game screen proudly.

However, what he never expected was that this young man, Rick, had no martial ethics!

After leaving Okan's side, Rick returned to Hubie's side with two laptops, and after discussing the matter with her, the two got into the small dark room together.

What? Do you think Rick and Hubby are going to study the MC game? No, no, no, how is that possible! He is

Rick, how could he study these things honestly! After he and Hubie returned home, he first played the game. After discovering that the randomness of enchantments was too great, he asked Hubie to use Ex-Machina's abilities to write two MODs.

The first MOD is Rick's Eye. After it is turned on, other blocks will become transparent, and the diamond blocks will be highlighted, so you can see the location of the diamond mine at a glance;

The second MOD is an advanced enchantment table, which not only allows you to customize the content of the enchantment, but also selects the level of the enchantment, which means that Rick can specify the content of the enchantment.

Well, after these two MODs are put into the game, Okan's defeat has been decided.

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You are cheating!

No! Look at the link for this game yourself. There is a MOD download, but you can't connect to the network there, so you can't download the MOD! Rick frowned and retorted: Playing MOD is It’s part of MC, don’t play if you don’t like it!”

Hey... OK! I can recognize your victory, but you have to... Okan came over with a smile and said: To be honest, I'm a little tired of playing this game too much. Can you customize some MODs for me?

No problem! Rick nodded, then hooked Okan's neck, winked and said: But first... uh huh huh? Right, first tell me which species of god it is. Willing to help me?

Hey, don't you know it yourself? Okan raised his eyebrows and asked: The other party expressed his admiration for you six thousand years ago!

!!

When Okan said this, Rick quickly realized who the other party was talking about - his nominal mother-in-law, a lolita in gorgeous clothes who looks super cute, but also the creator of the Ex-Machina, the God of Suspicion... ...Sail Tower!