Devil President, Don't Bite Me

Shu Tong looks down on his mother. She is too superficial. She is completely confused by beauty. There is no bottom line at all. She has agreed to beat mandarin ducks with a stick. Now she is eager for her sister and Mozi Yu to enter the bridal chamber earlier. That day, my sister's skirt was almost taken off, and my mother couldn't see it. He really suspected that my sister was not his own sister, but... Compared with my sister, he was more like picking it up, because they always liked to hit him on the head. He remembered that he was very smart when he was a child, and he hit him twice in the first grade of primary school. As a result, he was beaten around by them, The average score is 30 points.

What's more irritating is that Dad's wall grass also fell down.

He has a melancholy that the world is drunk and he wakes up alone. Anyway, he is determined to keep her from raising a little white face in the future.

But he thought for a long time and couldn't think of any good way to break up the old sister and Mozi Yu. I went to find my little brothers alone.

Although his study is not good, it does not prevent him from becoming a leader, although he is only the leader of three people.

Cat was practicing fancy diving with bare arms. He plunged into the sea and aroused huge waves. Shi Zi pulled out a pack of crumpled cigarettes from his pocket and just gave one to shrimp. When he raised his eyes to see Shu Tong, he immediately welcomed him, "brother Tong, Greater China, high-grade cigarettes. All the guests who left them on my table are filial to you."

Shu Tong took the cigarette, put one on his mouth and looked at him disdainfully. "Look at your promise. Is it interesting to always pick up the rest of others?" As he spoke, he quickly put the cigarette into his pocket.

Shrimps looked at Shu Tong carefully. "Brother Tong, are you in a bad mood?"

Shu Tong skillfully took a smoke, "don't mention it. There is a man I don't like, but I can't find a way to cure him."

Shi Zi immediately asked, "brother Tong, who makes you unhappy? Our brothers take it out for you."

"No, I can't do it openly. I can't afford to offend the people behind him." Shu Tong narrowed his eyes and made a sinister look, "I just want to give him some dark hooks so that he can't tell the pain."

"It's easy to do," Shi Zi shouted at the cat floating from the water, "cat, come on, brother Tong is coming."

Cat answered in the water and plunged into it. In the blink of an eye, he reached the shore. He jumped onto the rough beach barefoot on the reef.

"Brother Tong, you're here."

"Cat, is your bean flour still there? Take some to brother Tong. He'll give someone medicine. "

"What do you want to do with a little, brother Tong? Take it all." Cat smiled at Shu Tong attentively.

Shu Tong thought for a moment. The skill of applying medicine is a little common. It can't show his wit and bravery at all, but now there's no other way. Let's use it first.

"OK, you give me Croton powder. I'll try it first. No, I can't think of other moves. You all think about it. Three cobblers are the top Zhuge Liang."

In this way, Shu Tong took Croton powder from Ah Mao and came home. It was almost lunch time. He volunteered to send rice upstairs to Mozi Yu. Mozi Yu was not used to the noisy environment, so Shu Wei sent the food upstairs these days.

Shu's mother stared at him, "your sister gave it well. I want you to do more."

Shu Tong snorted, "I'm kind to help, but I don't appreciate it. Forget it. Don't call me for anything related to him in the future."

In fact, Shuwei has hardened her head to see Mo Ziyu these days. She can't forget the events of that day. She is too embarrassed and lost, so that she is a little stiff in front of Mo Ziyu, some can't let go, and doesn't speak. She is silent. Mo Ziyu is more silent than her, so the relationship between them these days is really embarrassing.

Since Shu Tong was willing to send it, she was eager to wink at Shu Tong. They went up the stairs together. Shu Wei gave the tray to his brother and went to the third floor. Shu Tong hid by the balcony on the second floor, mixed Croton powder in the meal, stirred it, and smelled it. There was nothing unusual. Then he took the tray and knocked on the door.

Mozi Yu's voice was as cold as usual, "please come in."

When the door opened, he saw Shu Tong coming in. He was a little surprised, but he didn't say anything. He just asked him to put the tray on the short table, and then signaled that he could go out.

Shu Tong wanted to stay and watch him have diarrhea to see if the handsome man was still so cold when he had diarrhea?

"Brother Yu, well, you eat first. I want to tell you something."

Mo Ziyu sat motionless, "what do you want to say?"

"You eat first. Let's talk while eating. The dishes are not delicious when they are cold."

Mozi Yu glanced at him, moved to the short table and began to eat.

When he ate, he looked indifferent and elegant, so that Shu Tong couldn't help sitting up straight.

"What do you want to say? I'll give you three minutes. "

"Three minutes is too little, at least ten minutes. I want to talk to you about my sister."

Mozi was silent, chewing slowly and listening to what he said.

"Well, brother Yu, let me be frank. My sister seems to be interested in you. Are you interested in her?"

"I have told her about this problem."

"Is that yes or no?"

"This is about me and your sister. I don't need your intervention."

"The problem is that my parents have regarded you as their son-in-law and said they want you to inherit the shop. Our family has always been emphasizing women over men. In fact, I am the one who preaches incense. This family property should have been inherited by me, but now it has been inherited by you. Brother Yu, do you think it's like that?"

Mo Ziyu put a chopstick in his mouth. "I'm not interested in your shop."

Shu Tong thought he heard the hint in this sentence, and the radian of the corner of his mouth became larger, "which means you are not interested in my sister? You know, this shop will make a dowry for my sister in the future. "

Mozi Yu humed noncommittally and continued to eat.

Shu Tong saw that he had eaten more than half of the dishes mixed with croton powder. He couldn't hold down his excitement. He politely poured him a glass of water. "Brother Yu, eat well. Here's the water for you."

Mo Ziyu put down his chopsticks, pulled a paper towel and wiped his mouth, "are you finished?"

"Well, since you don't have this mind, let my parents die as soon as possible, especially my mother. You don't know her. She can't do what she wants. I'm afraid you're not her opponent." Shu Tong kindly suggested, "why don't you play for two days and leave quickly. You really can't walk away after a long time. Well, it's like the Tang Monk entered the Pansi cave by mistake... "

Mozi Yu suddenly interrupted, "do you mean your sister is a spider spirit?"

"It's not my sister, it's my mother," said Shu Tong, scratching the back of his head. "How do you feel bad?"

Mozi yu should be impatient with such a wordy half-aged child, but he really doesn't hate Shu Tong. He just thinks he's interesting. I heard that he doesn't study well, but he often speaks out. The frequency of idioms and allusions is quite high. I don't know. I think he's a top student in liberal arts.

"You can rest assured that your mother will pass the store to anyone. It has nothing to do with me and I won't want it."

"Great, brother Yu, I know you're interesting enough." After Mo Ziyu said this, Shu Tong was a little embarrassed and wanted to go back and find him a few words, "in fact, you are also good. You are handsome and tall, but you don't have a job. A man always has to support his family when he gets married, but you can't do without a job. In fact, if this shop really gives it to my sister, I have no opinion. A man's eldest husband wants to travel all over the country and make money, I've seen the world again. To tell you the truth, when I grow up, I won't mix in Binzhou. Watch it. When I break into fame and return home, those who despise me will be jealous. "

Shu Tong said that his mouth was dry. He poured himself a glass of water and sat cross legged on the cushion. "Brother Yu, I advise you to find a tight job. Although you can brush your face now, who will you show your face to when you are old and yellow?"

Mozi Yu: "..." he never thought that one day the four words "Lao Zhu Huang" would have something to do with him.

Shu Tong took out the posture of Kan Dashan and stayed in Mozi Yu's room for more than an hour. He drank two or three cups of water and ran to the toilet twice. But Mozi Yu sat there with his back straight and motionless without any abnormality.

So that Shu Tong wondered if he had drugged him? I carefully recalled the process of going upstairs. I was sure it was the medicine, but why didn't it work? Is Croton powder invalid? Or not enough?

"Are you finished?" This is the eighth time Mozi Yu has asked him.

Shu Tong also felt that he had no need to stay any longer. When he got up, his legs were numb. He stood up with a few short legs, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and went downstairs.

Downstairs, Shu's mother asked strangely, "how did you take it down, your sister?"

Shu Tong was absent-minded. "My sister has diarrhea."

"Ah?" Shu's mother was surprised, "what did she eat and how did she have diarrhea?"

Shu Tong then returned to his mind, covered his mouth in panic, and inadvertently said what he thought.

"No, you heard me wrong. I mean, elder sister, she," he said angrily when he couldn't find an excuse for a moment. "Mom, you're eccentric. You always match up elder sister and brother Yu and let them cultivate their feelings. Why don't brother Yu and my brother-in-law cultivate their feelings? As the saying goes, uncle Lang's relationship is the most difficult to get along with..."

Shu's mother gave him a moment, "I've heard of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The relationship between aunt and sister-in-law is not good. I've never heard that uncle Lang is difficult to get along with. Take it easy for me. If you don't get along well with Xiao Mo, I can't spare you."

Shu Tong rubbed his head and was even more angry. "Keep your mouth shut all day and let Xiaomo be your son."

"If he is willing, I wish I had such a handsome and tall son. I will wake up when I fall asleep."

Shu Tong never said anything but his mother. When he said too much, he had to find his own anger. A man sadly went into the kitchen, stole a small fish, coated it with croton powder and went to the backyard to feed the cat.

He sat under the shady tree and watched the cat eat the fish, then pull it all over the yard, and drag his tired little body to bury his stool. At that moment, he felt pity for his life with the cat.