Devil President, Don't Bite Me

Shu Tong did an experiment with the cat and thought that he had less weight. Also, Mozi Yu was tall and big. He gave only twice as much weight as the cat. According to the proportion of volume and weight, it was really too little.

He worked hard and found another opportunity to deliver rice to Mozi Yu. However, this time he put a little more Croton powder and the smell was a little strong, but he thought out his speech early in the morning and said that the bean drum was put in the dish. It was this smell. As a result, when he went in, Mozi Yu was reading. He just asked him to put the rice on the table without glancing at it.

He urged several times, but Mo Ziyu didn't move. Shu Tong was afraid that he had done too much. Instead, he was suspected that there was no silver 300 Liang here. He gave an order and left.

He wandered around in front of and behind the house, imagining that Mozi Yu was as miserable as the little cat, squatting in the backyard and stealing music.

Before long, I suddenly heard Shu's mother's scream like killing a pig: "Lao Shu, what's the matter with you?!"

He was startled and hurried back to the store. He saw his father pale and staggering to the toilet. Mom was in the back, with a rag in her hand, chasing after her all the way, and a smell filled the air

Fortunately, Hou had just passed lunch time, and there was no guest in the store. Shu Tong covered his nose and ran up, "Mom, Dad, what's the matter?"

"Who knows? I'm afraid I can't hold my excrement and urine when I'm old."

Shu Tong: "...." how do you think it has something to do with him

"Did dad eat his stomach?"

"He didn't eat anything," Shu's mother thought, "just had lunch."

Shu Tong asked strangely, "we didn't have dinner. Where did he have lunch?"

"Your sister brought it down and said Xiao Mo had a bad appetite and didn't want to eat today. Your father was afraid of waste, so he ate his share."

Shu Tong: "..." sure enough

"What's the matter? Why is your face so white, and you're not feeling well? "

"No, it's all right. I, that, you're here to watch dad. He's probably very uncomfortable. I'll find some medicine."

But where did this Croton powder come from? Shu Tong was so angry that he kicked the threshold and immediately opened his mouth after wearing tourist shoes for nearly two years, as if he was laughing at him wantonly.

You can't steal the chicken and eat the rice! Why so unlucky!

He wanted to hit his head against the wall. Then he thought again. Don't be found by Mo Ziyu and deliberately let his Lao Tzu eat it to warn him?

Listen to mom's tone. Dad took the initiative to eat. It's also strange that dad likes to eat food that others don't eat. It's good that you pick it up. It's a disaster!

Shu Fu entered the toilet and didn't come out again. Every time he just walked to the door and went back to squat before opening the door. The first floor was full of squatting toilets. Five big and three thick men with legs as soft as noodles. They just wanted to sit on the ground. Where could they squat? He grabbed the door and wanted to cry. As long as he didn't pull again, he would rather be hungry for two days, no, three days.

Shu's mother waited by the door with clean clothes and trousers and patted the door from time to time: "Lao Shu, how are you? It's hard. Do you want to go to the hospital? "

Shu Wei also came down and cooked rice porridge in the kitchen. Thinking of pulling like this, people were afraid that they would collapse. It's also good to drink some rice porridge to fill it.

Shu Tong hid at the corner of the back door and listened to the movement inside. The cat quietly walked to his feet and rubbed him with his body. He kicked him far, "meow" screamed to the ground.

When Shuwei heard the news, he thought there was a mouse. He came to check. He saw Shutong standing in the corner with his head down. He was a little strange. "What are you doing here? Go ahead in case no one says hello."

"It's all over. No one will come." Shu Tong leaned against the wall and said.

Shuwei ignored him. Half a middle-aged and second-year-old boy was ill. She couldn't figure out her inner world, so she went back to the kitchen to look after her porridge.

After a while, Shu Tong came in and stood by the stove and asked her, "sister, you said dad would pull like this, wouldn't anything happen?"

Shu Wei looked worried, "I don't know. Now others can't see it in there. I don't know whether it's a bad stomach or something else. I have to wait until he comes out."

"What if... He can't get out?"

Shuwei slapped him in the back of the head, "crow mouth, why don't you hope dad is better?"

Shu Tong covered his head and murmured, "I'm not afraid of what, just in case, or I'll go in and have a look?"

Shu Wei thought, it's OK. It's inconvenient for her to go in. It's always possible for her brother to go in.

The two brothers and sisters went to the toilet and told Shu's mother what they thought. Shu's mother shook her head. "He won't even let me in. How can he let you in? Your father doesn't know yet. He has a thin skin. He soiled his pants and feels that he has lost the boss's face. He has no face to see anyone! Take it as if you don't know and save him some face. "

Shuwei: "

Shu Tong: "

They didn't know about the pants, but now they know... And there's no shelter across the door. Can't they hear it inside?

Sure enough, Shu Fu's grumpy voice came out, "go away, don't stand at the door."

He roared with all his strength, but he couldn't make any effort. It was a soft tone in the ears of three people outside. They are more worried.

"Lao Shu, how are you? Still holding it? You didn't eat much, did you have to pull? Why don't I come in... "

"Don't come in. I'm dead. I can't die." Father Shu is climbing the door panel. He is already sitting in the squatting pit. He really has no strength to squat

"Can't you get up? Shall I come in and help you?"

"No, you all go. Let me be quiet."

Shu Tong said, "Dad, I know you want to be quiet, but why don't you go back to your room and have a rest? Why do you have to stay in the toilet? What a bad smell?"

Shuwei: "yes, Dad, you come out first. Let's go to the hospital to see what causes you to have diarrhea. We have to suit the right medicine to solve the problem."

The family were talking through the toilet door. Mo Ziyu walked slowly, "what's the matter?"

As soon as Shuwei saw him, he was like seeing the Savior. He hurriedly dragged him over: "my father doesn't know what he ate. He's been having diarrhea. He won't come out and won't let us in. Think of a way."

Mo Ziyu, "..." you can't solve it yourself. Why do you think I have a way?

"Why didn't he come out?"

"I don't know. Maybe I can't stand up, maybe I'm sorry, but I'm really worried. At least I have to know if he's okay!"

"Can't you push the door in?"

"He locked the door inside and couldn't get in."

Mozi Yu thought for a moment. It wouldn't be difficult if he just opened the door.

He asked him carefully, "can you open the door without his consent?"

"No! I object! " Shu Fu shouted hard, but his voice was soft and dumb, as if he was dying.

Shu's mother was still a little hesitant. She couldn't ignore it. "Xiao Mo, open the door."

"Open the door." The Shuwei brothers and sisters spoke in unison. Whatever's going on inside, Dad's life matters.

Shu's mother asked Shu Wei's sister and brother to stand away, and embarrassed told Mo Ziyu, "Xiao Mo, can you open the door with your eyes closed? Shu Wei's father has a little, a little good face."

Mozi Yu said with a positive face, "it's not a good time to face now. Although I'm not a doctor, I can see the general small problems. I'd better show my uncle first to avoid delay."

Shu's mother nodded as soon as she heard that her future son-in-law also knew medical skills. She was surprised. Thinking that her son-in-law was not an outsider, she said, "OK, show him first, or I won't go in. He's embarrassed because there are many people. You bring him your clothes and trousers."

Mozi Yu hesitated for a moment before he took over his clothes and trousers. It was strange to think that he wanted to see a naked, paunchy middle-aged man!

The Shu family flashed aside. Mozi Yu took his clothes in one hand and turned the door lock in the other. He flashed in and closed the door with his backhand.

Shu Tong and Shu's mother were stunned and wondered if the door was unlocked, but they couldn't open it after twisting it outside for several times. Why did people easily open it?

While they were talking, Shu Fu reluctantly dragged his collapsing body to wash by the pool and sprayed air freshener. Therefore, when Mo Zi Yu came in, the smell was not so bad.

Seeing that there are three compartments in the toilet, Mozi's expression is relaxed. It's best that they don't have to be embarrassed. He didn't know which room Shu Fu was in, so he came forward and knocked on the door. Then he saw a hand slowly stretched out in the middle room.

He put his clothes and trousers on the door panel and turned over. "Uncle, can you dress yourself?"

"Yes," a voice came from the room.

"I'll wait for you outside. I won't come out in five minutes. I'll come in again." Then he went out.

Shu's mother immediately greeted her, "how's it going?"

"It should be OK. You can dress yourself and wait for him to come out."

"Will he come out?"

"If you don't come out, you can go in," Mozi paused. "In addition, the door lock is broken and you have to find someone to repair it."

Shu Tong's heart clicked. Did Mozi Yu twist the lock just now? He didn't believe it. He ran over and saw that the thick lock was disconnected from the middle

He looked up at Mozi Yu and his white hands. He couldn't believe it. It's impossible. The lock must have broken long ago. It was going to break and just let him meet it. It was such a coincidence. Yes, it must be so.

Five minutes later, Shu Fu didn't come out, so all the people rushed into the toilet. When they saw Shu Fu coming out of the room tremblingly, his hand kept holding the door panel tightly. It seemed that there was no support, he would fall to the ground.

Shu's mother and Shu Wei hurried forward to help him and asked anxiously, "how are you, old Shu (DAD)

Shu's father's weight of 1780 kg almost bent Shu's mother and Shu Wei. In this regard, Shu's mother also felt that Shu's father was thin and very distressed. "You'll lose a circle in such a short time."

Mozi Yu saw that their mother and daughter were really bothered, so he took it over by himself. His arms were light and skilful. One hundred and seventy-eight men were light and skilful across his slender arms. Mozi Yu took Shu Fu in his arms and went upstairs with big steps.

Leaving the stunned mother and son, Shu's mother smiled happily: "my son-in-law is a Hercules!"

Shu Wei was speechless. These days, Shu's mother called him son-in-law behind Mozi Yu's back. She opposed him many times, but the opposition was invalid, so she didn't bother to talk any more.

When they got upstairs, Mo Ziyu had placed Shu's father in bed and said to the mother and son, "uncle has taken laxative. It's estimated that he will have to pull later. It's best to call a doctor for an injection."

Shu's mother was surprised, "how could he take laxatives? Where did he take laxatives?"

Mozi Yu didn't speak, but glanced at Shu Tong. "It's a little heavy. It almost killed people. You'd better confess."

Shu's mother and Shu Wei looked at Shu Tong together. Shu Tong covered his head and squatted down slowly. He immediately pointed to Mo Ziyu, "it's his ghost. He knew that there was laxative in the meal and deliberately let Dad eat it. It's him..."

Before he finished, Shu Weishu's mother grabbed him and beat him up!