Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"You just stop for me!"

　　Hou Zhen pulled Wu Shaobai back like a chicken.

　　"Where are you leaving? Everyone is here waiting for you to say, you are leaving? Wu Shaobai, are you crazy? What do you do when everyone refunds the ticket?"

　　"Refund!!!"

　　"Refund~~~~~~"

　　With such a quote from him, in an instant, the audience shouted loudly again.

　　But this time Wu Shaobai's attitude was still a little ruffian.

　　"Refund?"

　　He suddenly sneered:

　　"Go back~"

　　"Ah~~~"

　　"Anyway, it's not my business, let's go back, hurry up, go back, remember, tomorrow's hot search must write: Deyun Club performance refund, please take me out..."

　　"What a mess~~~"

　　"Appreciate~~~~"

　　Listening to the roar of the audience, Hou Zhen was speechless.

　　And just when the audience thought that Hou Ye was going to say something to save, they listened to him "Bang"!came a sound:

　　"I have to count too!"

　　"Huh~~~~"

　　Under Wu Shaobai's surprised expression, the audience laughed like a tsunami:

　　"Hahahahaha~".

Chapter 1233

　　"Okay, don't talk nonsense, just give us twelve homework, let everyone try it."

　　Hou Zhen pointed his hand to the table and mentioned something.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Actually, these twelve lessons, as I said just now, are all grouped into the four words "speaking, learning and funny". Our famous cross talk artist Mr. Feng Gong once said: "It doesn't matter if the white cat is black or not. A cat, as long as it makes the audience laugh, is a good cat. "I actually agree with this point. The audience buys tickets to enter the venue, and what they are looking for is happiness. But also, as a cross talk actor, we must not forget our roots and forget where our roots are."

　　"good."

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa"

　　The audience's applause represented the eagerness to listen.

　　And Wu Shaobai was not talking, and went straight to life:

　　"Then speaking, these twelve subjects are from shallow to deep. What is the first subject?"

　　"what?"

　　"It's a setting poem."

　　"Oh?"

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, and Hou Zhen asked the question on behalf of the audience - then:

　　"Setting a poem? Is it that simple?"

　　"Is the final poem really that simple?"

　　Wu Shaobai asked back and continued:

　　"Actually, as I told me before, these twelve lessons cover all aspects of cross talk, and in the end they can be summed up into four words, "Study Dou Sing". That's another [-] homework lessons. Poetry is one of them. Don’t think it’s simple, everyone, you must know that in the beginning, the poem was not called the poem.”

　　"That is?"

　　"It's called an appearance poem."

　　"Appearance Poem?"

　　"Correct."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"The appearance poem was first created in the Yuanqu Zaju. When many characters in this type of drama appear in the first stage, they often report their identities and origins, and thus explain the character's personality or importance, as well as the character's personality or characteristics. Most of them are five words. Or a poem with a seven-character poem opposite, which is called an appearance poem. Later, Pingshu quoted this appearance poem as an introduction to the opening of the scene. Before the performance, a final poem was said to calm the audience and allow the actors to relax. Quickly enter the state of performance. This allusion is actually here. And don’t read a poem, everyone can read a poem, why do you use poetry to calm down the noisy audience in the original teahouse? This is Kung Fu.”

　　Saying that, he picked up the wake wood and patted it on the table:

　　"Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors of Morality, Fame, Xiahou, Shang, Friday, Ba Qixiong, Spring and Autumn. They rose and fell in an instant. Bluestone, a few lines, names, and surnames, Beimang.

　　There was no emotion in the words, not even the rhythm and rhythm, and he read it out with Xingmu.

　　After reading, Hou Zhen said:

　　"What the hell is this?"

　　"You see."

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands.

　　"You don't know how to read. There is no tone, frustration or anything. Who will listen to you? So, you have to work hard and learn."

　　After that, he pointed to his stomach:

　　"After coming to power, I pressed my dantian in one breath. With a slap in the wake of wood, my tongue burst into spring thunder, which is thought-provoking!"

　　Grab the wake wood and take a shot:

　　"Snapped!"

　　Put down Xingmu and pick up the fan, instead of unfolding it, the handle of the fan is held backwards, as if standing with a sharp sword.Following the next words, Wu Shaobai connected the dots in the void:

　　"Moral Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors,"

　　"Famous Xiahou Shang Zhou!"

　　"Five tyrants and seven heroes are in the Spring and Autumn Period,"

　　"In an instant, it was up and down."

　　"Qingshi several lines of names and surnames,"

　　"There are countless barren hills in Beimang!"

　　"The predecessors sow and the later reaps,"

　　"Speaking of a dragon fight~"

　　Speaking of this, he deliberately paused, flipped his fan, and flexed his wrist.

　　Swish!

　　The paper fan shook lightly and held it up to the auditorium.

　　The audience said in unison:

　　"Tiger Fight!"

　　"Good~"

　　Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and said ok, and the audience applauded as if they didn't want money:

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The fan is closed in the hand.

　　Wu Shaobai heard the crowd shouting:

　　"another one!"

　　"it is good!!!"

　　"Not enough!!! Come!!!"

　　"I'm talking about one!!!"

　　He smiled slightly and said to Hou Zhen:

　　"Look, there are cheers."

　　Hou Zhen also nodded:

　　"Indeed, the taste is different."

　　"That's kung fu."

　　As he spoke, his voice suddenly rose a bit and lit up:

　　"Lip and teeth are like swords and tongues are swords,

　　The sword is unsheathed in Kyushu cold.

　　Xingmu slapped the sound and fell,

　　Storytelling and singing for five thousand years.Ladies, this final poem is not ashamed, is it? "

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　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　Speechless.

　　The audience expressed their inner love with the most practical applause.

　　"This is the first door, which is our final poem."

　　Hearing his words, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"What about the second door?"

　　"The second basic skill is Menliuer. The reason for this basic skill is mainly that the cross talk artists performing on the streets of the old society want to attract the attention of passersby. Everyone is walking there. How can people notice you? It's very simple. Sing like this. With a voice, the big guy was walking there, and suddenly you shouted "Ow~~", which attracted the attention of the big guy, and then the actors started to perform. Menliu is also called the opening sing. In fact, I have seen a lot of them in the box, such as sending four happy children, such as the Taiping Year... This is actually nothing to say, since everyone likes listening, let's come here. Let's have a "Harry Potter", okay? ?"

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