Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

Good news: I've become Enkidu.
Bad news: I've been transported to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, and the people around me are all acting weird!
In simulation:
[Blocked a blow from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gaining Death Resistance A+]
[Make Mebius give up his ideals for you, and you'll get a handsome young woman with an A+ grade.]
[Become the only light in Miss Otto's heart and obtain the Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]
.....
Miss Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! En is mine!"
Raiden Mei: "That's enough! We're best friends, that's true, but I'm Enkidu's first girlfriend!"
Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to take Bronya and Seele to the amusement park today?"
Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ This is always how it is when it comes to the battle for the main heroine???"
Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire-Chasing Maidens, [Heavenly Chain], who came in response to your cry for help. Yes, I am your Mast."