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"Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry, my friend~"

As she spoke, Blanca, to express her apology, kissed Enkidu's swollen face...

Mebius sat quietly to the side, though she didn't know what use she was there...

A third wheel? But she just didn't want to leave...

This is my older brother. This is my older brother. This is my older brother...

Mebius kept repeating to himself...

Chapter 285 That's right! Husband, I betrayed you again!

Although Möbius kept trying to hypnotize herself, the more she did so, the more tiny figures appeared in her left and right ears, constantly whispering something...

On the left, the angel Mebius: That's right, as sisters, we should support everything our brothers do!

The demon on the right, Mebius: My brother can only be mine! I can't let my brother marry a woman who isn't related to him by blood!

The angel Möbius on the left: But we don't have any either...

The demon on the right, Mebius: .Yi Sanwu Qiji (Six) Delete.....

The angel Möbius on the left: ...

After the angel on the left finished speaking, he seemed to realize something and fell silent.

"Go for it! Your dad's gotta go after him!"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. But now that things have come to this, you have to understand... if a joke isn't handled properly, it's no longer a joke."

Blanca paused slightly, and Enkidu grasped Blanca's fingers that were still sliding across his face; after all, even a light touch on his most sensitive skin was a little painful...

"Hmm... How are you, Mebius? Will you be able to hold your chopsticks when we eat later?"

The topic shifted, and Enkidu began to look at Mebius with concern.

Mebius wanted to curse him for being spineless, but in the end he couldn't bring himself to do it... He just silently cursed him in his heart.

How she wished Enkidu could get angry for a moment, and firmly tell her what he wanted to do, so that she could rejoin his world without any resistance...

But it was clear that Enkidu had always been like this, showering her with boundless affection. He wouldn't have told her anything if she hadn't discovered it...

"I'm fine, I'll be alright soon, but it's you..."

Mebius looked at Enkidu, whose rosy cheeks made her both annoyed and amused.

"Me?... I'll be fine soon. I'll recover quickly after eating, and they won't be able to tell..."

Enkidu's worries were not unfounded. As he awkwardly placed breakfast on the table, Blanca's mother, his two elderly relatives, Möbius, and Blanca were already eagerly awaiting it...

It wasn't until her mother saw Enkidu's bandit-like hood and round head that she burst out laughing.

"My dear little Enkidu, are you... cosplaying? And you're cosplaying a terrorist???"

Enkidu, who was sitting across the table, was deep in thought. You see, the person in the family who cares most about his image is not the two young girls or the older women, but his own super SSR son.

But today, her child actually... actually covered her head with such an ugly wig, she felt like she was still dreaming...

He even completely ignored Blanca's mention of a vacation, as well as the clumsy wording of his son Möbius, who was the apple of his eye.

After all, Enkidu has always been someone who values ​​style above all else, and he always strives to maintain elegance and his appearance no matter what he does.

But as I said before, Enkidu's body cannot be viewed as that of an ordinary person...

Amid Enkidu's ambiguous words, everyone eagerly began to pick up their chopsticks; this was a war.

A meal with Enkidu is a battlefield; there's no kinship here, only a love for food...

Enki laughed at the scene where everyone was clearly curious about his strangeness but was completely captivated by the delicious food on the table in front of them, even though his face, hidden under the hood, was bright red...

Although anyone who looks closely can see that Enkidu's face is rounder than usual, guess why he cooked breakfast today...

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Even with his face covered by a terrorist's hood, Enkidu's expression remained on par with Light Yagami's suppressed laughter...

But to avoid attracting attention, Enkidu quickly started picking at his food. This group... they looked like they wanted to eat the whole table—it was a little scary...

The result of Enkidu eating was that his recovery officially began. Enkidu could only feel the dull Honkai energy on his face starting to operate, and steam began to rise from his face as he chewed the food...

Gradually, white mist began to spread throughout the restaurant...

"By the way... has anyone else noticed that our house is foggy?"

Old Deng, the family's number one eater, was almost full. He put down his bowl, stopped shoveling rice into his mouth, and raised his head. But at that moment, he noticed that the children sitting opposite him were all covered in a layer of mist.

“唔逡彡另奇倭<尔4玐似母唔姆唔姆......”

"Five ants! Five ants!"

......

However, it was clear that everyone else only had eyes for the food on the table and no one paid any attention to what he said, while Enkidu and the others chose to ignore him.

After all, Blanca and Mebius knew all too well who had caused this. Enki had already taken off his hood and returned to his usual elegant demeanor.

It wasn't until the second person woke up from the illusion created by the food, but the fog hadn't completely dissipated, that someone finally paid attention to what Old Deng had said.

"Did someone just say it was foggy? It does seem a bit foggy. Hey? Little Enkidu, why did you take off your headgear again? Actually, Mom thinks it's kind of ugly-cute~"

Enkidu: ......

Actually, you don't have to praise me...

The mother expressed her doubts, but this time, Enkidu provided an answer.

"Ah~ it's because I felt it was getting in the way of my meal, and that was my nighttime face slimming product, so now that I don't use it anymore, I naturally have to take it off."

Mebius and Blanca listened to Enkidu talking nonsense with a serious expression. The two of them just silently picked at the food in their hands, not daring to look up and show their eyes to others.

Mother:......

Do you think I can just believe anything you say because I'm old? Even a ghost wouldn't believe what you're saying...

I believe you! A mother will always trust her eldest son. Parents' hearts are full of love and concern for their children. Ghosts don't believe, that's why they're dead. Mom, I believe you, so Mom, I will always be your mom!

Why did her doubts vanish instantly?

Enkidu's superpowers gave this a thumbs up.

[Ding! 100,000 RMB has been deposited into your XX account...]

[Ding! 200,000 RMB has been deposited into your XX account...]

[Ding! 300,000 RMB has been deposited into your XX account...]

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Chapter 286 Past Events...

After dinner, Blanca's mother led Mebius and Blanca aside and, glancing at Enkidu, who still exuded a strong husbandly aura even while washing dishes, whispered to the two of them...

"So, what's wrong with Enkidu's face? You two, explain it to me properly. I promise, only heaven, earth, you, and I will know!"

Listening to her mother's inappropriate remarks, Blanca looked at Mebius and decided to give the choice to him.

After all, she wouldn't say anything, because she really didn't know anything; she woke up like this...

Mebius stepped forward: "I did it. There was some conflict yesterday..."

Mebius stood between the two, his eyes showing some hesitation, but he still gritted his teeth and stepped forward.

After all, Aunt Eileen in front of him was his parents' group leader, and now, because of Blanca, their relationship had become very good...

If those two find out about this...

Mebius couldn't even imagine that he would be utterly destroyed by their 3D surround-sound nagging...

Ironically, both Mebius and Blanca are quite afraid of their parents, as for Enkidu? He's completely unrestrained... cough cough.

"Huh? You two are actually having problems? I feel like I'll never believe in relationships again..."

Eileen looked shocked, as if she had heard something terrible. She glanced at Enkidu, who was still washing the dishes, then at Mebius, and gently pulled her daughter over, wanting to have a good cricket fight.

But before she could do that, a hand appeared on Eileen's shoulder...

"Uhhhhh!!!"

Eileen was startled by the hand that suddenly appeared on her shoulder and wanted to scream, but she quickly remembered that she couldn't expose their little meeting, so she quickly lowered her voice.

A somewhat eerie scene unfolded, but before Eileen could react, a figure emerged, a mantis stalking a cicada unaware of the oriole behind, sending shivers down the spines of some...

When Eileen saw who it was, her mind went blank. How could this be? She had become an accomplice...

'Ah... this time I can really faint...'

Thinking of this, Eileen collapsed into Blanca's arms, and the 'ah's' that had been escaping her lips turned into a semi-transparent soul...

'No!!! Mom!!!'

Blanca stared wide-eyed at her mother without uttering a sound, attempting a silent awakening...

"As expected of my best friend, my dear team leader, it was definitely the right decision to have you paving the way. My dear little Mébius's lie was so obvious just now."

To the astonishment of the three, Mebius's mother emerged like a ghost, then looked at Mebius with some anger.

"What happened...? Why did Xiao En become like that? Wasn't he always the one who liked you the most? Why did you two fight...?"

What angered her even more was that Enkidu, who used to bully Mebius when he was little and then provoke him into retaliating, was now being bullied by this brat as an adult...

The mother looked at Möbius, wanting to know the answer, but there were more things involved, and Möbius just silently lowered his head, clearly indicating 'I won't say'.

Just as the mother was about to question Möbius further, the classic "mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind" scenario played out once again.

Enkidu reached out and placed his large hand on his mother's shoulder. With just a glance, he made Irene and Blanca, who had been trying to keep a low profile and pretend to be acting while actually eavesdropping, immediately hold hands and make an emergency retreat...

The mother's serious expression froze instantly, and she mechanically turned her gaze to Enkidu, who should have been washing dishes but had suddenly appeared behind her like a ghost.

"The matter is actually very simple. I went a bit too far yesterday, and Möbius got angry. But... Mother, your son has said before that in our family you can only be considered a... loli~"

The mother was startled and quickly took a few steps back. Her calm and assertive aura in the face of Mebius vanished, and she became extremely flustered.

"Ah! Son, shouldn't you be washing the dishes? I just want to know the truth..."

As Mebius looked at Enkidu, who was standing in front of him, his emotions surged...

"Ah! It's Enkidu, the Superman!"

Enkidu turned around with a serious expression.

"Shut up, you brat! You can't even do this simple thing right!"

"I'm...I'm sorry, I was wrong..."

Then Enkidu looked at his flustered mother and said, "Then you're next, Mother!"

The mother was extremely flustered: "You...didn't you finish playing games? How did you suddenly appear here?!"

"There's nothing in this house that I don't know. If I hadn't come, would you have forced Mebius to say something?"

"How could that be, Mom? I just want to know the truth..."

"But Mom, I love you so much... Well... it seems I'll have to send your parents' group to Sanya!"

After saying that, Enkidu clenched his right fist and punched his left hand...

As Enkidu's muscles tensed, bundles of cash fell to the ground, demonstrating his determination to send them away.

But the mother did not give up. With tears in her eyes, she looked at Enkidu and said, "But... my dear little Enkidu, do you still remember what happened in the past...?"

Enkidu was taken aback, looking at his mother, his voice trembling slightly: "In the past... are you talking about the past?"

The mother nodded, and Enkidu shed tears: "Someone, take them to the third..."

Before Enkidu could finish speaking, Mebius once again played the role of the mantis stalking the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind, as she slowly approached Enkidu's side.

"Since it began with me, then it will end with me too..."