Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

As long as Enkidu is still Enkidu, that's fine.

Seeing that the person you admire is very satisfied with your cooking.

Raiden Mei's claim of being unhappy is a lie.

As for Enkidu, who had spent decades in the Middle Ages.

The first thing I did upon returning to modern society was to eat Raiden Mei's cooking.

This is practically equivalent to a lecherous man who has been pent up for ten years seeing a beautiful woman who is completely obedient to him.

The body of the god-made weapon made his stomach seem like a bottomless pit.

Showing off each bite...

This made Kiana, who was standing to the side, extremely envious.

For the average foodie.

You'll probably be full after just a few bites.

But for Kiana...

Even if you're full, you can still eat a couple more bites!

Kiana looked on with envy.

Enkidu acted just like Kiana normally.

He leaned back and patted his unchanged belly.

Ah, life...

Kiana seemed somewhat lost in thought...

Lost!

In the area of ​​appetite.

In all her life, Kiana had never met anyone more outstanding than the man before her!

I, Kiana, acknowledge you, Enkidu, as the strongest!

Enkidu, however, smiled as he watched the dazed paramecium.

Pick up a clean pair of chopsticks.

It was like a drill instructor setting off firecrackers, a frantic probing.

He then proceeded to poke the child's little face repeatedly.

"How is this possible?! How could I lose to Enkidu!!"

No! That's not scientific at all! Your body....

Ahhh!! I can't accept this!

"Hmph~ You mere paramecium think you can ride on my head?"

You're 50,000 years too early (referring to pre-civilization).

Enkidu looked at the stubborn man with a disdainful smile.

(The way you're clinging to life yet refusing to admit defeat...it's truly laughable...)

Enkidu and Kiana are quite similar in some ways.

Such as now.

Memorable scene from "My Best Friend Raiden Mei is Washing Dishes"

Enkidu and Kiana, on the other hand, have taken a liking to each other...

"Hey~ Xiao En~ Let's play that game~"

"What? This isn't a good idea..."

"Give it a try~ Once we try, we won't be little kids anymore~ Hehehe..."

"Okay~"

Enkidu and Kiana slowly took off their coats.

After they both took a deep breath...

They instantly picked up the handles in front of them.

"Over there! You idiot Kiana! I'm going to be killed!"

"Here it comes! You flying monster! You can't even beat three of us?! Do you even know how to play?!"

"Huh? I'm so angry! @*￥＃*!!!"

"By the way, Kiana, where did you find this game?"

Why does this feel so familiar?

"Huh? Xiao En, you're so lame! This is the number one game on the charts, 'Heaven's Lock Fantasy'!"

You don't even know this? What ancient people are you from?

"......ha?!!"

Kiana's words seemed to be a heavy blow to Enkidu.

Damn! He said he felt so familiar with it.

It matches! It matches perfectly!

That white-haired female ghost boss who likes to wield a greatsword is Kallen, right?

It must be!!!

And because of Enkidu's momentary lapse in concentration.

The player's actions were not in sync with Kiana's.

Or rather...

Without Enkidu, Lucian's skills are simply not that great.

[The rest of the text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the initial sentence. A direct translation is not possible without further context.]

Speaking of which, Bug is just incredibly lucky~

"Ah~ I'm dead~ Enkidu! It's all your fault!!!"

"Hey~ Is this my fault? You were the one being chased all over the map by a stinky grunt."

"I went to fight the three vanguards myself, and then you died, are you going to blame me?"

"So what! Even if we take a step back..."

"You're so bad, even I can't carry you!"

Enkidu's face instantly turned rosy!

(It's warm to the touch)

If Bronya were to mock Enkidu for being bad.

Enkidu will definitely play a few more matches with his opponent, then quickly grow stronger and surpass him.

but!

How dare you, a mere paramecium, mock me!

"Come on! Shall we have a one-on-one fight?"

Listen to what Enkidu said.

Kiana knew it was time to quit while she was ahead.

Toss the handle aside.

Then he quickly lay down on the sofa.

"No! You're too weak, you're not worthy to fight me one-on-one!"

You're so bad...

So bad...

It's too cold...

Alright...

These words echoed in Enkidu's mind.

It takes a long time to get rid of it.

the other side.

What is our cook thinking right now...?

Did Kiana and Enkidu make any strange noises just now?

emm.....

It's probably just an illusion.

After all, these two seem to have a purely platonic friendship... or so it seems!

However, the two people's exclamations just now made Raiden Mei's mind wander.

Even if Raiden Mei is a pampered young lady.

No matter how pure Raiden Mei is.

I am in this far eastern island nation.

She doesn't bother to understand these things.

However, the surrounding environment would inevitably bring up topics related to that kind of thing to the girl's ears.

Of course, it was also to prevent his beloved daughter from being tricked away by some young punk riding a ghost fire.

They found four or five female teachers to give Raiden Mei a blush-inducing lesson.

It could even be said that in terms of knowledge reserves in this area.

Lightning buds are much taller than paramecia.

At this moment, Raiden Mei couldn't help but fall into some indescribable daydreams.

Once Raiden Mei starts imagining the scene of the two of them being affectionate behind her back, she can't stop.

Her cheeks were as red as an apple.

A lot of steam appeared above my head.

She has already transformed into a steampunk princess.

"Hmm? Mei, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that the girl hadn't finished washing the dishes after so long.

He was still by the pool, head down, as if deep in thought.

But his expression seemed a little off.

Enkidu couldn't help but ask.

"Huh? Ah?! No... nothing!"

Xiao En, are you done playing with Kiana?

I'm perfectly fine, really...

Please don't mind me....*..”

"???" x2

Enkidu and Kiana exchanged a glance, both looking completely bewildered.

Realizing she had overreacted, Raiden Mei lowered her head in embarrassment.

It was as if they wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.