Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

They were able to come up with a solution so quickly!

Just like that meme about Neodymium King from a certain paradise.

I could trick a girl with that level of intelligence into sleeping with me three times.

However, Kiana is indeed quite dangerous.

In the original story, she was able to turn Raiden Mei gay.

Do you think it's scary or not?

Bend him!

Raiden Mei, with a soft heart, softened when she saw how pitiful the girl looked.

Touching her fluffy white hair, he said, "Enkidu is fine. Kiana doesn't look like a bad person at all."

Enkidu nodded: "Yueyishan2罒零妻貳陾死紦E does not resemble her at all."

"right!"

Hmph~ It wasn't for nothing that I called you "sister" a few times!

They do have a good eye for people.

Kiana instantly raised her chin triumphantly.

The next second, however, Enkidu spoke.

"He's not very bright."

The IQ is approximately 3.

There's a high probability he has intellectual disabilities. (侕九崎刘IX依衫巴镏)

Kiana nearly coughed up blood: "You actually called me stupid?!"

Please, I traveled all the way from Europe to Asia.

Would it be better to come here again?

There are so many bad people in the world.

If you weren't quick-witted, you would have been caught countless times already.

so.....

She! Kiana! She's incredibly shrewd outside!!!

As for the incident at the hospital, that doesn't count!

Because Enkidu is not a bad person.

Therefore, it's normal that your intuition is useless.

What's more, he was also so... hissing...

"Okay, that's it."

Enkidu always felt that if he were to clash with Kiana, it might drag on for a long time.

That concluded the discussion about Kiana's intelligence.

"Then Kiana, you can move to the boys' dormitory at my school for now, since there's no one there anyway."

Of course, you can live with me if you don't mind.

My bed is big, so I can just sleep right away when I'm tired from playing, no problem!

Of course, Enkidu wasn't doing this for Sersel.

After all, it's illegal to fertilize paramecia!

It's impossible to charge into battle for love just for that final burst of energy.

However, since it has fallen into my hands...

Of course they need to be properly educated.

Kiana Kaslana.

The protagonist of this world.

They possess extremely strong talent and intelligence.

But now she allows her talents to rot in her hands.

What a waste of resources!

We need to help her grow up quickly and become capable of standing on her own.

We can't wait until someone important dies before we start.

Enkidu felt that it needed to be polished properly.

They trained him to be their number one lackey.

Even if it cannot be used for one's own benefit.

We need to at least get her to become a pastry chef in a short period of time.

Charging ahead.

Let's withstand some of the pressure on our path to becoming invincible.

Seriously, let's increase the intensity of this lazybones' training now.

It's good for both of them.

Kiana.

You don't want the final lesson to happen, do you?

"what?!"

Kiana covered her body, took a step back, and said warily:

"What do you want to do? Don't do anything reckless, I'm very capable."

Well, that's when Enkidu said those words.

Surprisingly, she didn't sense any evil intentions.

But these words really make people want to have wild fantasies.

Invite a girl to stay in your room.

They're either perverts or weirdos.

Even if C兒|异=删j捂（七）氿熘僄陾是恩奇都看绝美，说说的还是被被警警！

If it weren't for Enkidu's kindness in providing her with a meal...

Kiana had already kicked him.

"Enkidu, giegie, no more~"

As a couple in name only.

Raiden Mei naturally knew Enkidu's character.

This is something that involves ruining girls.

He can't do it, and he disdains to do it.

Otherwise, given Enkidu's looks, if he wanted to sleep with women...

He could get a whole bunch of girls to follow him to a hotel just by beckoning.

You don't even have to pay for the hotel.

As for Enkidu, he would say the same thing.

Raiden Mei suddenly had an idea.

Perhaps the other person is worried about their wallet.

However, Enkidu has just spent such a long amount of money on himself.

Is it really okay...?

This is my own decision, and I cannot act on my own whims.

Enkidu was dragged into this.

I'll take care of everything.

Chapter Sixteen: Duck: The only places to cry are the toilet and Daddy's arms (4k)

"I still have a backup plan, so adding another pair of chopsticks is no problem."

"That's not the reason. Do you see this guy has an ID card?"

It's impossible to even complete the enrollment procedures.

The dormitory supervisors in the girls' dormitory are very strict.

If she's discovered, she'll probably be kicked out.

The boys' dormitory is a single building with many rooms, and since there are usually no people there, the dormitory supervisor doesn't check.

She lives there and it's really good.

By the way, didn't Kiana say that she didn't study much?

Perfect timing, I have some free time to tutor her.

Kiana was surprised to learn that this person actually wanted to tutor her.

Instantly, I felt overwhelmed.

This person must be out of their mind!

You're not even tempted by my body!

What about me didn't tempt you?!

She was actually thinking about how to help me with my studies.

She really doesn't want to study or use her brain.

I can now read and write.

That's already a very good level of education.

Anyway, there's no point in learning those things.

Can you help me investigate the Honkai?

Have you found your stinky dad?

No! It's completely useless!

In short, she has never encountered a situation where she regrets not having enough knowledge when she needed it.

That's why she doesn't want to waste her energy and time on these things.

You want me, Kiana, to learn? Impossible, absolutely impossible!

"No, absolutely not!"

I've already compromised by moving to the boys' dormitory.

"The one thing you absolutely cannot do is tutor me!"

She crossed her arms in front of her chest.

He even forgot to mention his desire to live with Raiden Mei.

"There really isn't a better way."

Raiden Mei had no choice but to agree to Enkidu's suggestion.

At least until Kiana completes her enrollment procedures.

I can't get caught by the dorm supervisor.