Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

Chapter 1239

　　"The first thing an apprentice needs to learn is the art of asking for money. Master will teach the next one when he knows this."

　　"Is there a case of not giving money?"

　　Hou Zhen asked.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Of course there is. It doesn't mean that everyone gives money obediently after watching it. Some people are fans of money. When they see that they are about to finish their performances, they start to back off."

　　"Hey, I can't guarantee that there is such a person."

　　"It doesn't matter if he retreats, the people next to him will take a look, yo? He has retreated? Then I will also retreat. Why should you take advantage of me? So, if there is such a number of people who retreat, then a group of people nearby have to retreat. Artists work hard for [-] minutes and half an hour, even if they play in vain. So, at this time, there must be another set of methods."

　　"What means?"

　　"Hey yo~ hey yo~"

　　"Oh? Take a breath first."

[-]

　　"Yes, let's take a breath and express your hard work. Hey yo~ I'll finish talking about this soon, the bosses will spend a lot of money right away. The little brothers expect you to eat and live."

　　"Eh."

　　"I don't blame you if you leave. Maybe there is something wrong at home, go home and grab the hat of filial piety."

　　"Huh~"

　　"Don't stop you all... ouch~"

　　"how?"

　　"It's very lively here. I don't know which of you know. Don't look at how many people are here. There is one interesting person here."

　　"Why is it interesting?"

　　"His wife is very hospitable and has a good relationship with all the neighbors, but I can't say who he is. Anyway, he's leaving soon. As soon as he leaves, I'll tell you who it is!"

　　"Yo? Good guy...how green is this guy?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　In the laughter, Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"These few words came out. In that era when relatively ordinary people were very simple, the people who said that the cross talk left, and this group of people didn't dare to leave."

　　"Okay~~~ It's all a bit of a fight."

　　"In short, it's just one sentence. If you want to talk about cross talk, you want to slap the ground, and you want to run away from the rivers and lakes, you must first learn to ask for money. Learn to pester the door."

　　"It's a rice bowl."

　　"Yes~"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and closed the fan:

　　"Of course, Chumenzi is not only used to talk about cross talk, but also used by people from all walks of life. It's just that people who talk about cross talk ask the audience for money. You are spectators, so add a word. But if you encounter a thief what to do?"

　　"Thief?"

　　"Yes. You think, everyone, we are performing here, and you are surrounded by people watching. All attention is on my side. At this time, a thief and pickpocket will stop nearby, and maybe they will aim at someone's wallet. And At this time, those who speak cross talk have to speak too.”

　　"What does that say?"

　　"Let Pestlemen."

　　"How do you say that?"

　　"The meaning is very simple. First of all, Chumenzi is the spring point of the rivers and lakes. If I can say it, it means that I am a veteran."

　　"Oh~ Jianghu people."

　　"Yes, Laohe means an expert. Although the rivers and lakes are from all over the world, but one side is in trouble, and all sides come to help. Everyone is living with this street, looking up and not looking down, I don't embarrass you, don't embarrass you. Me. I'm currently performing, and I'm about to smash the door. You thief come to steal other people's wallets, and you leave after stealing. After a while, the audience is going to pay for the money, but when they find that the wallet is lost, they shout that there is a thief, and everyone Hurry up and leave with your wallet in your hands, this game is a no-brainer.

　　So, when the thief is discovered at this time, I will mention a word: let the pestle door.It means that I will receive the money immediately for this game, so don't come here to mess with it.As the saying goes, there is also a way of thieves, thieves and cross talk are both low-level professions, and there must be ancestors, so-called thieves, and bosses.As long as you have learned from a teacher, entered the industry, and learned the spring point, as soon as you hear this, you will know that you are a Jianghu person, and a Jianghu person will not embarrass a Jianghu person.Seeing that I am also an old man, the thief left immediately as soon as he opened his mouth.This is the so-called let the pestle door. "

　　The audience listened to a variety of tastes in their hearts...

　　I don't even know how many people yearn for it, and they can't wait to see the river and lake in the mouth of Mr. Wu back then.

　　I just thought this cross talk was very interesting.

　　Although it's not that it's as burdensome as it used to be, there are many laughs...

　　But it is very interesting.

　　There is a very different kind of spiritual satisfaction.

　　Then I heard Hou Zhen say:

　　"Then what if the thief doesn't leave?"

　　"Don't go? That's easier. If you don't go, either you're not a Jianghu person."

　　"Uh...a layman?"

　　"Yes. Either he is a layman, he has never been a teacher, and he doesn't understand Spring Dian. Or, he understands but doesn't care. No matter which case, when this is finished, just close the stall. At the local Chenghuang Temple or Where is it, I found the thief boss in this piece, and told the situation: Boss, you have entered a layman in this place, and so on and so on. Then, after saying this, the thief boss has to follow the rules. Give me an example of money, and tell me how hard it is. Then bring someone and catch the thief. It’s not up to me to decide whether to buy or do something.”

　　"Good guy~"

　　Following Hou Zhen's emotion, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Although it sounds a bit ruthless, but the state-owned legalists have family rules, to apply a sentence in "The Theory of Rules": three hundred and sixty lines, line of conduct guards the door. Without rules, there is no way to make a circle. , has built the rivers and lakes of our ancient country for [-] years, and has spawned countless industries and ancestors. Therefore, the rivers and lakes are the rules. And the rules! are the rivers and lakes! "

　　“Okay~~~”

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　In the applause, Wu Shaobai wiped his sweat again.

　　And this time, he wiped the front and the back of the neck.

　　Wiping away his sweat, he glanced at the backstage.

　　No one yet! ?

　　"..."

　　Finally, he wiped off his sweat and put down his handkerchief. His expression remained unchanged, and he continued on the stage with a smile:

　　"This is the ninth gate. 1.9 watch the pestle gate. Everyone, did you enjoy listening to it?"

　　"Enjoyable!!!!!"

　　All the audience spoke in unison.

　　In the end it is Mr. Wu.

　　Really learned!

　　The story here...is not blunt at all.On the contrary, it is a vivid mess.

　　Just talking with your mouth brings people a river and lake!

　　What an enjoyable one!

　　what's next! ?

　　What's next?

　　People are looking forward to it.

　　Gradually... everyone seems to have forgotten that the name of this event is "Tongue Twister"...

　　Instead I feel...

　　The Theory of Rules is a more appropriate name.

　　What?Where did The Theory of Rules 2.0 go, you ask?

　　Eh~~~~~~

　　New here, right?

　　Go back to the Internet to make up your own lessons! .

Chapter 1240

　　"Look, this is the ninth gate. In fact, if these twelve gates are described in whole, there will be enough time without going into details... But how long have I been talking about? Does anyone know?"

　　Saying that, he looked down the stage.

　　Just like when I said "Tong Ren Tang" back then, the audience immediately shouted:

　　"It's almost 50 minutes~"

　　"Hey~ so fast? Everyone, why don't we come here today? My grandfathers bow and let's end it? There are still people waiting for the next game."

　　"Ah~~~~~~"

　　Immediately, the boos sounded.

　　Obviously, the audience disagreed.

　　What are you kidding?This will sound very enjoyable, you just leave when you say it?

　　That can't be done!

　　And listening to the boos, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen looked at each other and laughed:

　　"Haha~ alright, alright, don't shush, we must finish talking. I'm just afraid that you will be sleepy, or tired of listening..."

　　"Don't bother!"

　　"It has to be finished!"

　　"Don't let go until you finish!"