Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Qin Kaixuan, who had been standing at the entrance gate, nodded:

　　"Yes, Master, the bouquet suddenly fell."

　　"Oh~"

　　Guo Degang nodded, but he didn't care.

　　This kind of smashing in response to unexpected situations on the stage, I can also handle it myself.

　　Many apprentices can handle it.

　　The past two years have been fine. In the first few years, when I was in Tianyuan, because the garden was small and crowded, sometimes the audience would sit on the stage and listen.

　　There are so many situations.

　　Those who fart, those who get up to go to the toilet, those who drink water and burp...whatever.

　　In those rivers and lakes back then, the child didn't turn his head, this kind of scene was really nothing to him.

　　The same is true for Yu Xing.

　　Neither of them felt anything.

　　But the problem is, they don't think there is anything, but from the perspective of others, especially the students of the nine-character subject, the master's coping ability is a little bit difficult to understand.

　　Isn't it just flowers...

　　If you fall, you will fall... As for such a long speech?

　　This is the idea of ​​some of the children in Erjiu.

　　But when it comes to the first nine and twenty-nine good seedlings, this coping strategy of my brother seems a little scary.

　　As soon as I heard this burden, I knew that I hadn't prepared it before... It's actually nonsense. Who has nothing to prepare a burden for a bunch of flowers for the audience?

　　But to be sure, it was originally supposed to be "Selling the Cloth Head" by Pianzihuo (Guangkou), and it was born in the innermost part of the brother and the uncle. With a little stage situation, it made a good sound. the hanging...

　　Listening to the applause and laughter of the audience, these people have a feeling in their hearts.

　　"When did we... get to this point?"

　　Brother... this is too awesome!

　　(Chapter numbers are finally back to normal, OCD ecstasy, see you in the early morning.).

Chapter 1293

　　No matter what the backstage thinks, the frontstage show goes on.As "Selling the Cloth Head", which is a very test of the basic skills of learning and singing, Wu Shaobai started with shouting and started to live with Hou Zhen step by step.

　　"Selling Cloth Head" is essentially the same as "Selling Shouting".It's just that it ends differently at the end.

　　"Coriander~Spicy Green Pepper~"

　　"Honey~ rock sugar~ gourd~"

　　"Little drops of paper, all over the place~ Cai Lun of the Eastern Han Dynasty made paper..."

　　"Selling medicine candy~ Who bought my medicine candy~"

　　Screaming loudly, from selling vegetables to selling candied haws, thirteen incense, and selling medicine and sugar, there are all kinds of things.

　　Wu Shaobai's voice is bright, and the voice he sings is clear and pleasant. Hearing it from the audience is a pleasure.

　　Then, after he and Hou Zhen turned over a few more burdens in the middle of the way, they went straight to the style of painting and began to sell cloth heads:

　　"Hey, I'm screaming and selling it! Oh~ I'm not going to make a -price when I'm screaming to sell it~"

　　"Don't do that one~ Come to this one again~ The pieces are all very different-tat~"

　　"Look at this piece of cloth~ Look at this color~ There are no braids, no frills, no holes~"

　　"What color is this? It's natural white. Why is it so white? Why is it so white~"

　　"It's mad at the head of the snow! Don't let the second road frost! It's mad at the number one Yangbaimian~"

　　……

　　The back of "Selling the Cloth Head" is full of long paragraphs of learning to sing, and it is required to hold the handkerchief in the hand as the cloth head. The rhythm can't be interrupted or stopped. Be consistent and not out of tune, and all words must be connected.

　　Very bad.

　　Even, because of the fact that it is faster to go to the back, when Guo Degang performed this piece of "Selling the Cloth Head" by himself, the articulation would be more or less unclear because it was too fast.

　　But on Wu Shaobai's side, it doesn't matter.

　　No smoking or drinking ensures his excellent lung capacity. Others sing at most one sentence at a time and take a slow breath, but he usually pauses every two sentences, which makes his "Selling Cloth Head" very few pauses in the middle and more coherent. .

　　And every word can be heard clearly by the audience.

　　Although sometimes, some young viewers or viewers who are not local in Yanjing can't understand the eight auspicious things such as "Ruifuxiang, Ruilinxiang, Guangshengxiang", it will make people a little confused, but soon this kind of auspiciousness Doubts will be buried in the bottom of my heart, and continue to follow the rhythm of Mr. Wu on the field, enjoying the shouting like a quick knife.

　　Long paragraphs of work, very fast speech speed, clear articulation, high-pitched and bright timbre.

　　Just like he said before.

　　"Let's make a sample for the brothers and sisters."

　　It also sells effort to the audience.

　　In the end, the audience was hooked, and the applause was like a catalyst for cooking oil with fire, wave after wave.

　　The cheers were endless.

　　A lively "Selling Cloth Head" ended under Wu Shaobai's exaggerated expression.

　　"This piece of cloth is [-] cents~ I'll let [-] cents go to [-] cents~ You give me a dollar! It's not a dollar! Let me go to [-] cents... I'll take it for nothing~"

　　"Haha~ I took it for nothing~"

　　Applaud, applaud, bow, step down.

　　There was a slight sweat on their foreheads, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen turned to their sides, and they sent Guo Degang and Yu Xuan away.

　　This time, Qin Kaixuan quickly handed over the water glass, Wu Shaobai took it and unscrewed the lid.I tried the temperature first, and I said it was good.

　　Then he drank in small sips.

　　And at this moment, Guo Degang on the stage said:

　　"The two actors who went down just now are Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen."

　　"Correct."

　　Yu Xun took it.

　　"Wu Shaobai is Teacher Yu's eldest apprentice."

　　"Hey, my apprentice."

　　"Hou Zhen is my junior brother, the eldest son and eldest grandson of Mr. Hou Baolin, the master of cross talk."

　　"Yes."

　　"Let the two of you go down and rest for a while."

　　"Ah."

　　"What a good thing to say~"

　　"Yes."

　　""Selling Butou" is a very, very, very traditional crosstalk that tests basic skills. You have heard it too. If you rap and sing those hawkers and shouts at the beginning, you may still come. But when you finally start selling Butou, it's really a lot of effort. ."

　　"The cost is a big deal."

　　"That's right. It's a big set of narration and singing. After this big set is said, it's a lot of gestures and a wake-up call. Although this work only lasts more than [-] minutes, the strength of the actors really takes an hour. of."

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　　"Correct."

　　"At the age of me and Brother Qian'er, it's actually a little hard to come here. It's just like a young guy like Shaobai, who has a lot of strength, and I don't know what it means to be tired at the age of [-] or [-]. I'd like to have a good time with you in front of you. Bundle……"

　　……

　　"call……"

　　Listening to the words of the uncle and the master, Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief. After tightening the cup, he suddenly looked up at Qin Kaixuan:

　　"Have you ever learned this?"

　　Qin Kaixuan was taken aback and asked:

　　"'Selling Cloth Head'?"

　　"Correct."

　　"Learn..."

　　"Can you come?"

　　"..."

　　"It's okay, just tell the truth."

　　Hearing this, the child shook his head sincerely:

........ ......

　　"can not come."

　　"Isn't it? Still?"

　　"It's not impossible, I can say it, but a few other courses... I'm still missing quite a lot."

　　"Then how did you graduate from the Mission Society?"

　　Now it's Wu Shaobai's turn to wonder:

　　"You can come out of the Chuanxi Club for two years, no matter what, you have to get a little bit of the four disciplines of learning and singing, right?"

　　"Uh...just...graduated anyway..."

　　Qin Kaixuan showed a silly smile.