Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"what?"

　　"Speaking, pick up a bottle of dichlorvos and pour it into Mr. Hou's mouth..."

　　"Huh!!!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　"Is my mother crazy?"

　　"It's not over yet! When Teacher Hou's father heard this, it's still good? He snatched you directly from your mother..."

　　"It's still my dad who cares about me."

　　Before he finished speaking, he heard Wu Shaobai say:

　　"You dare to feed my son? I'll feed your son too! No one wants to live!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……".

Chapter 1480

　　Off the field, the laughter of more than [-] people almost lifted the roof of the Mercedes-Benz Center.

　　Everyone laughed and leaned back and forth, and it was almost impossible to be happy.

　　Mr. Wu is also too damaged.

　　Didn't you see Lord Hou that you were stunned?

　　Hahahahahaha~

　　……

　　"Wu Shaobai, in just such a short time, I'll die twice? These two are too stubborn."

　　Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand.

　　And Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"Here, please give warm applause to Mr. Hou's father and mother. It was because of their forgiveness that the radiance of cross talk actor Hou Zhen bloomed on the stage today. Please express your gratitude to Er Lao. ."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The audience laughed and applauded.

　　"Uh……"

　　In the applause, Hou Zhen looked at the enthusiastic look of the audience in amazement, as if he didn't know what to say.

　　Finally, he simply nodded:

　　"Okay, our family is really kind and filial, thank you guys."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Then I heard Wu Shaobai say:

　　"Today's performance in the magic capital, it's really hot."

　　"Eh, yes."

　　"Good guy, when I came out of the hotel today and took the car to go here, the driver told me: Mr. Wu, the highest temperature in Alah is [-] degrees today."

　　"It's really hot today."

　　Hou Zhen also responded.

　　At the same time, he knew in his heart that his partner was about to die.

　　The cross talk "Old Old Age" is essentially a fictionalized two extreme climates of hot and cold in old age, and describes various absurd things under these two extreme climates.

　　The prerequisite for its entry is the weather.

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai taking the initiative to mention the weather, he knew that it was time to live.

　　Sure enough, after he finished his sentence, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"It's true, the magic capital is located in the south, and it is very hot. It is not just the magic capital. Now that the world is warming, every place is getting hotter."

　　"That is.‖."

　　"I don't know if you feel this way, Mr. Hou. When we were young, I remember that although it was hot in summer, it was very cool to have an electric fan."

　　"Yes, no one has an air conditioner at that time, and they all blow fans."

　　"Well, blow a fan in the summer, sit in a cool place and eat a watermelon. The watermelon must be frozen with groundwater from the ground. In dog days, set up a small table and hold it there to eat."

　　"Yes, the watermelons at that time were sweeter than now."

　　"All in all, I don't think the weather is very hot. But when it comes to winter, it feels very cold. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you have childhood..."

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Hou Zhen suppressed Wu Shaobai.

　　"what?"

　　"Nonsense, what does it mean to have no childhood? Who didn't grow up as a child?"

　　Listening to Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai's expression seemed a little stunned:

　　"is it?"

　　"...?"

　　Hou Zhen also seemed a little confused, and looked around:

　　"What's so strange, no one is born this big. Everyone has childhood and is full of memories."

　　"But wasn't your childhood flooded with dichlorvos?"

　　"I am~"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　In the laughter, Hou Zhen looked at Wu Shaobai helplessly;

　　"My parents probably put something in my mouth."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Well, anyway, I don't know if you all feel this way. It's just that the winter is getting warmer now."

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen cheered up.

　　This is where the two of them started talking in the background, proving that the gang is over.

　　So he nodded:

　　"That's it."

　　"Let's not talk about other places, let's just talk about the magic capital... Good guy, look at my eyes."

　　"What's wrong with that?"

　　Hou Zhen looked bewildered.

　　Just listen to Wu Shaobai say slowly:

　　"Just tell me what kind of physique is this group of people now? In winter, they don't even wear cotton shoes."

　　When Hou Zhen heard this, he quickly said:

　　"I can't wear cotton shoes in winter anymore. Cover your feet and wear single shoes."

　　"In winter, it's okay to wear a single shoe. You have to leave an ankle~"

　　"Hey, today's young people wear it like this, it's called fashion."

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai gestured to his leg with his fingers:

　　"Put a pantyhose on your ankle..."

　　"That's called bottoming."

　　After Hou Zhen explained, Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment. After looking at him, he said:

　　"The stockings are still black."

　　As if Hou Zhen knew everything, he said:

　　"There are also flesh-colored ones, depending on the clothes."

　　"..."

　　This time, Wu Shaobai's pause was more obvious.

　　He seemed to be surprised that Hou Zhen even understood this, and twisted towards Hou Zhen again.

　　"Haha~"

　　The audience had a small range of laughter.

　　While Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen, he said into the microphone:

　　"¨"to the knee."

　　"That's called knee socks."

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a while, and suddenly he spoke faster:

　　"Over the knee!"

　　"That's called over-the-knee socks."

　　"Hahaha……"

　　"...to the root of the thigh!"