Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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As he said that, he waved his long shirt, and it was another action of looking back at Mochizuki playing golf... 29...
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
And Hou Zhen stopped him subconsciously:
"Okay, okay...you just talk about it, you're hitting us in the face."
"Hahahahahaha!!! Aww!!!!!!"
But in any case, some of the audience did come in with snacks and have stopped.
No...
Even Mr. Wu said that, how disgusting it might be.
Hahahahahahaha...
Then, after a pause, Wu Shaobai said calmly:
"Besides, everyone, there's nothing shameful about this thing. You are such a beautiful beauty, how handsome a handsome guy, and how rich a millionaire you are, and you still have to go to the toilet. It's normal for people to eat and drink, and only eat but not eat, then you are a Pixiu~?"
"Hahahaha~"
"Then explain, what is this shit stick for?"
"Okay, everyone, for example."
As Wu Shaobai spoke, he suddenly squatted.
"For example, let's walk on both sides of the Yellow River."
"Hahahahaha..."
"Eh ho..."
Hou Zhen shook his head speechlessly:
"Secret files changed to shit."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
"Applause!!!!"
Wu Shaobai also looked at Hou Zhen helplessly:
"Why is your mouth so broken! Believe it or not... swoosh~~ slap!"
"Don't be busy, don't be busy! I won't talk, you come."
Watching Wu Shaobai suddenly use his right hand to hit the stick, Hou Zhen quickly closed his mouth.
Then I heard Wu Shaobai continue to say:
"Think, everyone, it's so cold between the old and the old!"
"Ah."
"This is going to the toilet, just came out...it's frozen."
"oops……"
"Ah~~~~~~"
"What if it's frozen? Wipe it with paper? Paper is useless. Friends in the magic capital may be rare. If you have friends from the north, you should have seen them all. In the past winter, every family had the melting ice and snow on the eaves. The ice skater, you know? I didn't feel dirty when I was a child, I broke a piece and bit it with my teeth..."
"Huh~~~~"
"Applause!!!!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"That thing is frostbitten when it comes out in old age. What's the use of paper you use. Paper is so brittle, it will rot if you are not careful..."
"Okay! Stop talking!"
Hou Zhen quickly stopped him:
"I almost vomited."
"Look, what's the point? Science is very rigorous, okay? We don't vomit as researchers, what are you spitting up?"
Wu Shaobai laughed at Hou Zhen, and Hou Zhen continued to ask:
"and then?"
"Then? Ladies, the next step is very simple. The weather is cold, and the old and the elderly, since you have finished using the toilet, you should get up. But just about to get up... bad."
"What's the matter?"
"It's frozen, it's even a piece, and it doesn't stand up."
"Oops ho!"
Hou Zhen looked disgusted.
Just listen to Wu Shaobai continue to say:
"At this time, the role of this little stick comes out."
"Hahahahaha!"
"It's clean, take the cloth cover off the belt."
Wu Shaobai made a sideways motion, as if pulling out a fan from a cloth cover.
"Hahahahahaha..."
"When you take it out, it's not just for use."
"So what else could it be?"
"social contact."
"Um???"
Hearing this, Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment...
The audience is also stunned...
"I've never heard of it!!"
Hou Zhen waved his hand:
"Is this thing still social?"
"That's for sure. Anyone who has been to public toilets knows that, especially in the [-]s, there would be one or two public toilets in one alley, and all the people who went there were neighbors. I can't see you when I look up~ I ran into a neighbor and handed me a hand. A cigarette, or saying hello, or borrowing a newspaper, or chatting about some news, isn't that social?"
After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, he handed the words to the next stage:
"Do you have?"
"Have!!!!"
The audience below the stage responded loudly.
Hou Zhen looked really speechless, and nodded as if he had accepted his fate:
"Then tell me, what kind of social law is this?"
"Simple. For example, I pulled out this stick of mine."
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Mr. Hou, you are also in the toilet. Seeing my stick, you suddenly said in surprise..."
"say what?"
"Yo? Shaobai, yes. Red sandalwood?"
"what?!"
Hou Zhen looked surprised:
"Little Leaf Red Sandalwood?"
"Yes, then, not to be outdone, you took out a stick from your pocket: Coincidentally, I also changed one today, you see. I took a look: yo? Huanghuali?"
"Good guy, all this good stuff is ruined here."
"Hahahahahahaha~ah~~~~"
"The one next to me also showed off: Hey, you two look at me."
"Who is this……"
"Ivory!"
"Good guy~"
"Look at the one next to you... Jin Sinan's!"
"Huh~~~~~~"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"In the old and the old, everyone is holding sticks of different materials and different types, discussing the fineness, feel, hardness, and even the sense of strike of this thing..."
"Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Ah~~~~~~"
"Wah la la la la la..."
Applause, cheers, laughter, and boos gathered in the Mercedes-Benz Center. Then, Wu Shaobai said:
"After the discussion, each holds their own sticks, and then twists and turns to take them back! Swoosh~~~~ Smack!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Wu Shaobai holds a folding fan:
"Everyone, shit stick."
"Hahahahahahahaha~~~~"
"Applause!!!!".
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