Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"I saw the princess stealing the arrow! I couldn't help but feel happy!"

　　"Chuck cluck cluck cluck..."

　　Accompanied by the gongs and drums passing through the door, his figure quickly circled around the stage, and finally, accompanied by a drum beat of "Bah ~~ choke!", his body suddenly stopped:

　　"Standing at the gate of the palace~~~~ um~"

　　"My name is Xiao Ou~~~~ Fan!!!"

　　He seemed to sing very casually, without any grim expression or sweaty pain.

　　Just standing on the stage, without doing all kinds of actions that help to make a sound, I put this high-pitched voice up in the sky.

　　Go straight to Xiao Han!

　　Refreshing and clean!

　　Around the beam ring!

　　Incessantly.

　　"it is good!!"

　　The audience spontaneously began to applaud, and then, the chorus stopped, and Hou Zhen walked over quickly with broken steps:

　　"Report!!!"

　　With the flying pig ears, he came to Wu Shaobai.

　　Then they saw Wu Shaobai's hand shaking again, and Yu Xuan did the same, the two of them shouted to Hou Zhen as if they had negotiated:

　　"My di'er/My di's grandson! I am your father~/I am your father~~"

　　Hou Zhenyi raised his sleeves:

　　"Go to you two~"

　　After speaking, the three of them laughed and took a step back.

　　Bowing to the incomparably warm applause of the audience,

　　step down.and.

Chapter 246

　　"another one!!"

　　"Not addictive!!!"

　　"We still have to listen!!!"

　　"Come again!!!"

　　"Don't go!!!"

　　……

　　Amid the cheers of the audience, just before the three of them stepped down, the host Xu Jie came out first.

　　The moment she saw her come out, Wu Shaobai's footsteps stopped...

　　Sure enough, Xu Jie brought her hand to the front of the stage...

　　This action is usually Guo Degang and Yu Xuan finished talking and step down.Then the host came over and gave a polite introduction, and then the two people came back to the scene with the movements.

　　And the audience cheered even louder when they saw this action.

　　Wu Shaobai glanced at Yu Xuan subconsciously.

　　Yu Xuan laughed, patted Wu Shaobai on the shoulder, and stepped down.

　　The meaning is very simple, this return is for Hou Zhen and him.

　　Wu Shaobai hesitated for a moment, nodded at Jiujiuqi, and walked back with Hou Zhen re-applause.

　　"Thank you, thank you for the applause."

　　As he spoke, he picked up the handkerchief with his hands.

　　It was a swipe on the face.

　　"Thank you. Just now is a piece of "Quiet Opera"."

　　"Yes."

　　"It's my biggest job so far."

　　"Eh, that's not true."

　　"Ah."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and felt another dense layer of sweat on his forehead, he couldn't help but picked up the handkerchief again, and said while wiping:

　　"I don't know who you all looked at the watch just now. Can you tell me how long it took for the three of us to have a cross talk?"

　　"Fifty-five minutes!!"

　　Immediately, a young lady shouted while holding a digital camera.

　　She was recording the screen the whole time, and there was time on the screen, so she could see it clearly.

　　When Wu Shaobai heard this, he nodded:

　　"Hey, that's it."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　The two of them had never talked about the comeback segment before, nor had they even practiced.Therefore, Hou Zhen followed the simplest rules of traditional praise, and every word of Wu Shaobai could not let it fall to the ground.

　　And when he finished asking, Wu Shaobai also wiped his sweat, and swiped his completely wet hair back.

　　In an instant, the action was like a star's commercial, causing the girls to scream.

　　He smiled and waved his hand, then said:

　　"As you may have seen today, this show of me, my master, and Mr. Hou is the last one in the afternoon show. My uncle has something to do and didn't come. When my master said he wanted to save money with me, I'm actually quite scared."

　　"why?"

　　"Because of fear."

　　"Oh?"

　　"You all think, the job of collecting money has always been the job of my uncle and master. Then after a few performances, I finally came to the truth. Today's performance is a perfect end. When you all want to leave. , took out the ticket stub, looked at the 45 tickets, and walked out while recalling today's program. Maybe other programs are not satisfied, but listening to Guo Degang and Yu Xuan's cross talk, do you think this 45 yuan was spent It's worth it. But today, the uncle didn't come, so I felt a little panic in my heart. "

　　"The reason is?"

　　"I'm afraid I'm a junior, I'm sorry for your ticket money."

　　As soon as he finished speaking, everyone looked at his sweaty appearance, and involuntarily, applause broke out.

　　Hearing the applause, Wu Shaobai paused and suddenly asked:

　　"Sir, am I worth it?"

　　"value!!!"

　　As the audience answered in unison, Wu Shaobai handed over:

　　"Thank you all."

　　"Thank you all!"

　　Hou Zhen took a step back with him and bowed to everyone.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"This is my first comeback after working with Mr. Hou, right?"

　　"Eh, that's right."

　　"Actually, we were never prepared for this kind of life."

　　"Yes."

　　"So I don't know what to say to you guys. It's not fun, it's not suitable. But it's not suitable for Teacher Hou..."

　　"Why is it inappropriate?"

　　Hou Zhen asked.

　　Wu Shaobai glanced at him and asked:

　　"Can you tell?"

　　"...what are you trying to say?"

　　"Just... just the thing I went to your house to sleep with you two days ago."

　　"..."

　　Hou Zhen was speechless for a moment.

　　But all the boos from the girls off the field rang out.

　　"Alas!!!"

　　Hou Zhen couldn't help laughing and crying:

　　"What do you mean by sleeping with me? ... Are you running for your aunt?"

　　"Hahahaha!~~"

　　In the roar of laughter, Wu Shaobai pushed him:

　　"Don't talk nonsense............I'm telling the truth. You're so funny. How did I go to your house?"

　　"Hey, let's talk about something fun."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"By the way, everyone, remember, we are on stage, don't care if I say Mr. Hou or my aunt, no matter how true what I say, it's all false. No matter how big or small, the rules under the stage are bigger than the sky. So, two days ago, Mr. Hou made a phone call: "..."

　　Suddenly he lowered his voice: