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　　"Yes, yes, I thank you all."

　　Hou Zhen folded his hands, and then said to Wu Shaobai:

　　"Come on, what did your master say?"

　　"What did my master say? It's the King of Hell! He just said that Wang Wenlin is too little for any amount of money. Is this also wrong!"

　　"Huh!!!!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The two of them were really caught off guard.

　　Unpredictable Unpredictable.

　　And when the audience's laughter stopped, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"¨" Anyway, the King of Hell saw me, smoking a cigarette and holding a bottle of wine, and then shouted to the side: Degang!"

　　"Okay!"

　　Hou Zhen quickly pushed him:

　　"Are you really doing this as a box?"

　　"Applause!!!"

　　"They all want to hear, why are you stopping me!"

　　"Who wants to hear it!"

　　"I!!!"

　　Looking at the booing audience, Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:

　　"Everyone, let's not make trouble, listen to the cross talk for 50 times and coax [-], and go back to Wang Wenlin to pay!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　And Wu Shaobai also waved his sleeves back:

　　"Okay, okay, I made a mistake, can't you admit it!"

　　"This is not the end, the person who the King of Hell is calling is..."

　　"Judge Choi."

　　"Oh. Why are you calling him?"

　　"Judge Cui, bring the floor plan of the real estate we developed!"

　　"Yo?"

　　"I saw Officer Cui Ju (Hao Nuo Hao) combing a small inch of hair, shaved clean on both sides, leaving a peach on his forehead, and came over with a bundle of sketches."

　　"Ho, real image."

　　"As soon as the sketches were unfolded, the King of Hell pointed to the real estate above the sketches and told me: "Little thief, hiss~~~~"

　　"Okay! Stop smoking. If you smoke three sticks like this, you will get lung cancer."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai then put down his hand and continued:

　　"Have you seen our real estate? Fifty thousand eighty one flat, you can sell it. After the sale, I'll leave you a good piece of land in the Babaoshan Paradise River, but it won't sell well..."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Daxing Lixiantian thunders the pet paradise, you are going to be a fertilizer."

　　"Huh~ This King of Hell is not very angry, and he really knows how to use waste, and the fertilizer and water don't flow to outsiders' fields."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Under Wu Shaobai's helpless gaze, Hou Zhen, who began to want to take off again, became more and more free of taboos. .

Chapter 499

　　"It turns out that I'm really not the material to do these things. In desperation, I was fired again."

　　"This is also a good thing, or maybe one day you will be with... woo woo woo..."

　　Hou Zhen wanted to hang Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin, but Wu Shaobai covered his mouth:

　　"Okay, okay, just say a few words less."

　　Returning to the microphone with disgust on his face, Wu Shaobai complained:

　　"Why is your mouth so broken. Everyone, let's not talk about happiness or unhappiness, let me tell you a story about cashew chicken..."

　　"go!!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him:

　　"Okay, hurry up and accumulate some virtue."

　　"Okay, then... do I have the right to continue to pursue my own happiness?"

　　"That can't be wrong. The pursuit of happiness is everyone's right, and of course you can."

　　"Well! That's fine..."

　　"What are you going to do this time?"

　　"Don't do it, I just... When I was selling a house to a client, I met a... Hehehe..."

　　Wu Shaobai couldn't go on, he spread out his fan and covered his face.

　　Hou Zhen asked in confusion:

　　"What's the matter? Who did you meet, and make you look like this?"

　　"……Beauty!"

　　"Huh~"

　　"Mr. Hou, do I... have the right to pursue girls' happiness?"

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen hesitated:

　　"Have you forgotten that Master Yan asked you to sell the real estate?"

　　"I've never heard of it! I've quit my job, what else did he ask me to sell! He's talking about the fact that he's giving less money, he'll take ten thousand and I'll take two or three hundred..."

　　"Huh! Stop it!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen stopped, shook his head and sighed:

　　"It looks like you have to earn money to support your family. Hahaha~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The two looked at each other and smiled, and the smile was very connotative.

　　But he tacitly didn't mention it in the future, just let the audience below him boo, Wu Shaobai said to himself:

　　"I think the pursuit of happiness requires boldness, right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"So... I called that beauty and asked her to eat!"

　　"Hmm! Good idea!"

　　"She readily agreed. When the day came, we arrived at the agreed restaurant. I looked at the menu above and asked her..."

　　"what?"

　　"Why don't we choose a couple's package? ... How about it! Is my skill high!?"

　　"Applause!!!"

　　For some unknown reason, the female audience booed.

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Don't say... It's quite a means. Did they agree?"

　　"No."

　　Wu Shaobai said quickly.

　　"nonsense!"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand, but Wu Shaobai sighed:

　　"She... saw my thoughts and said bluntly to me: I'm sorry, I just got divorced, we are not suitable."

　　"Ouch~ Just got divorced?"

　　"Well. I didn't give up, I just said: Beauty, that... Look, we've never been together before, how do you know if we're suitable or not?"

　　"What did she say?"

　　"She glanced at me with a sneer and said: How can a woman who has seen an eagle fall in love with a crow? A woman who has been protected by wolves, do you think you can fall in love with a native dog? Now! Can I bear this?! So I lost my anger in Dantian and said something to her, who knew that the beauty would give me a slap with a "slap" when she heard it."

　　"Ouch! You still beat someone?... You mean...?"

　　"I said: Beauty, if conditions permit, I hope you find someone."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　The audience burst into laughter, Wu Shaobai covered his cheeks:

　　"I just watched her go with tears in my eyes."

　　"Hey, it's not a loss to kill you. Are you talking human words?"

　　"When I walked out of the hotel, I was really in despair. When I thought about the bumpy road, I made up my mind, and I'm bound to hate evil!"

　　"Oh?"