Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Han Shuifa didn't know what to say, but he understood that he should stop asking, just sit here and listen with your ears.
And although Wu Shaobai was a little speechless, he was looking for someone to provoke someone, and he blew up Dean Han.But since you have sat down, you have to speak properly.
So, he took a deep breath, squeezed the piece of wood in his hand that God knows where the old man turned out, and knocked on the wooden table that he had been with the old man for many years:
"Snapped!"
"The general is born with courage and arrogance, and his waist is full of autumn water and wild goose feathers!"
"The wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, and the lightning flashes amaze the sun and the moon!"
"The original species of unicorns in the sky, how can the ants in the cave escape!"
"On the day of Taiping's return, I and the general!"
"Snapped!"
Wake wood in a shot.
"Remove the shirt!"
Is this to tell a book?
Han Shui was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help crying.
What's the situation?
This kid is going to change departments, and then he comes to bribe Dean Zhang to tell 400 stories every day?
This...isn't that absurd?
But Wu Shaobai didn't know the thoughts of the senior one in his department, and said to the two big men in front of him:
"The story of "The Nine Heads Case" was not created by one person. At the same time, it was not created at a fixed point in time. This work spans a long time. In the past, all the old men who talked about cross talk would basically say a paragraph..."
"Stop, stop."
Zhang Wenquan suddenly stopped, then waved his hand:
"Don't talk about these idle backgrounds, it's a waste of time. You can start talking directly from Zhenwu Temple, otherwise we won't have enough time. Just half an hour, starting from Zhenwu Temple and going to Boss Jia to urge Ma San to go. I want to pay. For this part, let’s smooth it out first, and then we’ll move on.”
"……Fine."
Wu Shaobai nodded and said:
"Then the beginning of the story is in a place called Zhenwu Temple..."
……
Han Shuifa was full of doubts at first.
But as time goes by...
Slowly, he seemed to have forgotten what he was here for.
"The Nine-Headed Case"?
The name of this story is "The Nine-Headed Case"?
Ok……
listen……
Not bad. .
Chapter 508
Because Wu Shaobai in "The Nine-Headed Case" can't be said to be very familiar, so it's over when it comes to the point that Professor Zhang pointed out about the boss Jia's payment.
Not much.
But Boss Jia, Ta Da, Ta Er, Ma San and Bai Shaoyao who appeared in it all appeared in less than half an hour.And also buried the button for the appearance of Xiaomi pot and others.
Or to say that whether it is storytelling or stand-up comics, etc., the lack of morality is here.
The buttons must be kept, and they are always cut off at the most brilliant places.
To hoist people's appetite, it's up and down.
When Wu Shaobai finished speaking, because Zhang Wenquan had read the whole book, he just left a comment of "No, you are mainly unfamiliar with the story, and the story is very interesting, almost meaningless".
And Wu Shaobai also knows that what he said in this book is not very good... There is no way, because it is too scattered.
The stand-up cross talk "Nine Heads Case" was not created by one person at all, so he lacked a main line relationship. To put it bluntly, this story is the same as the framework of traditional cross talk. People only need to know a few of them. The main character, then you can "make up" stuff into it.
In the past, this "Nine-Headed Case" didn't know how many people died, but because of taste and ability issues, nine were left in the end.
And among the nine heads alone, there were thirteen lives.
And what's the most crap?Some of these thirteen lives are unspeakable.
For example, there is a head of a person named Zhu Erhei.
Who Zhu Erhei is and how he died, no one can tell.
I only know there is, but I can't think of a specific storyline.Therefore, even Guo Degang can only adopt an imaginary method here, and make up a general direction, and the details are not yet perfect.
According to Yu Xuan, his master Gao Fengshan, who is also Wu Shaobai's master, was the famous Allegro King back then.At most, 7 people can be named and 9 people died.There are 2 heads and 4 lives, I don't know what to say.
But that's amazing.
So until now, no one has said all about the "Nine-Headed Case".
Wu Shaobai's intention to find Zhang Wenquan is also here.
So today's book, strictly speaking, is not even an experiment, but even if it has no beginning or end, it comes out of his mouth, because of the ingenuity of this story, and Han Shuifa is also interested in listening to it.
But the two of them are about to start the class. After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, he quickly said hello to the two of them and prepared to go to Zhang Wenquan's class. Before leaving, Han Shuifa had already discovered that Zhang Wenquan's text was this "Nine-Headed Case".Although it was wonderful to hear, he still wanted to see what the story was like.
After winning Wu Shaobai's consent, he told Zhang Wenquan that he took the draft of the nine-headed case and planned to make a copy.
The three came out, each doing their own thing.
Because this place is very close to the copy room, Han Shuifa is too lazy to go back to his office to print one by one, which is troublesome.I went straight to the copy room.
"Little Li, I'll make a copy of the document...Professor Chen, you are here too."
Looking at Chen Hua, an old professor of law school, Han Shui smiled and said hello.
Chen Hua nodded:
"Xiao Han, don't you have a printer in your office? What? Like us old pedants, you can't fiddle with it?"
"Ha~ no."
Han Shuifa shook his head and mentioned the copy of "The Nine-Headed Case" in his hand:
"I just came out of Zhang Yuan and got a very interesting story draft, and I plan to make a copy and take a look at it myself."
"story?"
Chen Hua asked suspiciously:
"In what publication?"
"It's not a publication. It's a stand-up comedy brought by Wu Shaobai, the famous figure in our department. I think the story is pretty good, so I just want to watch it."
"Wu Shaobai... oh, I see, I'm just looking forward to the child who never looked forward to the stars and the moon, right?"
The old Wan they said was the current dean of the medical school, Wan Changyou.
"Yes, it's him."
"Old Wan is about to praise that kid, saying that Professor Tu was inspired a lot by him in a top-secret research project... I remember that he was also in a performance in our college last year or the year before, right? He really Are you talking about cross talk?"
"Correct."
Seeing Han Shuifa nodding, Chen Hua also became interested:
"Then what's this story? I used to listen to cross talk when I was young. What about Gao Fengshan, Liu Baorui, the cross talk of these old artists, I really miss the cross talk so much..."
"It's called "The Nine-Headed Case", Professor Chen. It's a coincidence. The Gao Fengshan you mentioned, Wu Shaobai is his disciple and grandson."
"..."The Nine-Headed Case"!?"
At the mention of this name, Chen Hua's eyes showed a glimmer of reminiscence, and then he seemed to remember something and asked:
"¨"Is it the whole article?"
"It seems so... I don't know. I took it from Zhang Yuan. Today Wu Shaobai still talked about it in his office."
"...Can I take a look?"
"Okay, here it is for you."
Han Shuifa handed over the manuscript.
Chen Hua put on his glasses.
He watched quickly, as if to confirm something, and nodded while watching:
"Yes, yes, Mr. Jia... the treasurer of Shanxi... Ta Er... Yes! That's it! The one I heard from Mr. Liu Baorui in the semiconductor industry was these people..."
He seemed a little excited and asked:
"Xiao Han, this... give me a copy too?"
"Uh……"
Han Shuifa was stunned for a moment, then thought about it, considering Wu Shaobai's happy attitude and Zhang Wenquan's failure to keep himself secret, so he nodded:
"(What's) OK..."
"Little Li, come, help me make a copy of this."
"Okay, Teacher Chen."
……
"This story...why is it so lax? The Shanxi shopkeeper's guy found out and returned to Shanxi. He came back when the case was solved. How could it take a month to go back and forth in those days...and the Shuipu shopkeeper killed oil and salt. The shopkeeper, and the time line of Ma San killing Jia Da can't be arranged... How can this kid be so imprecise... And he hasn't figured it out yet?... Hey, Lao Jiang, I'm Chen Hua, are you at the film and television theater? Come and find me..."
……
Just like the series of consequences caused by the wife's tongue in "The Nine-Headed Case", a certain butterfly flapped its wings quietly.And when Wu Shaobai found Zhang Wenquan again the next day... Looking at the old man in the room, he was suddenly stunned...
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