Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Luan Yunping replied, and then touched Wu Shaobai's arm:
"No, Mr. Wu, what's wrong with you? You were quite normal in the opening paragraph of the eight auspicious occasions. What's going on? Why are you looking for life?"
"The Eight Great Auspiciousness is because the person next to me is too cheap, and I can't be as cheap as him..."
Hearing him talk about Yue Yunpeng, everyone showed a knowing smile again.
Then, Wu Shaobai said:
"But coming to you...you are my senior brother, I have to complain to you... da 嘚 long drop dong choking..."
"Yo, are you going to sing?"
Hearing Wu Shaobai playing the drums, Luan Yunping hurriedly dealt with it.
But as soon as the voice fell, Wu Shaobai just put on the appearance of a Huadan water sleeve towards the microphone, then suddenly stood up straight and said a sentence in standard Mandarin:
"I'm dumped."
"You're not going to die!"
Luan Yunping looked really tossed, and her face was speechless.
The audience laughed, and even a few young people started to rub their faces.
From the beginning to the present, the two of them have been burdened one after another, and the jokes have never stopped, and the cheeks that made the audience laugh began to ache.
"If you don't sing, what figure do you stretch!?"
"……Ugh."
Wu Shaobai sighed again.
Seeing him like this, Luan Yunping felt the itch of hatred:
"Look at this unfortunate virtue... So, Mr. Wu, what did you just say?"
"I said I was lost in love."
"Pfft..."
Hearing this, Luan Yunping suddenly covered her mouth.
"Ok?"
Wu Shaobai turned his head suddenly.
Luan Yunping, who covered her mouth and snickered, quickly put down her hand, barely pretending to be serious.
"Hahaha~"
In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai pointed at each other:
"Sun Thief, are you gloating about misfortune?"
"No."
Luan Yunping hurriedly shook her head, then patted her chest...
"Snapped!"
"I laugh because...this is Dad's heavy love for you!"
He also suddenly threw out a present, and turned over the burden of the previous "I have something to say to you award".
"Hahahahaha~"
"Appreciate~~~"
Under Wu Shaobai's expression like eating shit, the audience burst into laughter.
These two...
Hahahaha...
Why don't I usually see it, these two are really funny together.
The audience laughed for a while, then gradually quieted down.And Wu Shaobai opened his mouth to the microphone again.
But he hasn't spoken yet, and the audience collectively "sigh".
"You even grab this?"
After speaking, he copied his hand and grabbed Luan Yunping's wrist:
"Let's go, I'll take you to touch the switch!"
"No! I'm not going!"
The other party quickly pulled him back:
"Wu Shaobai, can you be more normal? ... No, what's wrong with you? That's right! Don't you just fall out of love? What's going on? Tell us, there are so many people here today, some are married and some are married. There are those who are not married, those who are about to get married, and those who have just finished getting married. With so many seniors here, can I always give you some tips?"
"..."
Wu Shaobai didn't speak, but opened his mouth again.
The audience also cooperated and said "Oh~~~".
The interaction response is excellent.
"I...I pursued a girl, and people have rejected me twice."
offstage.
Tong Liya's ears stiffened.
On the stage, Luan Yunping was taken aback:
"Yo? Rejected you twice?"
"……Um."
"Then why? You tell us..."
"It's a long story. Dadi Da Dalong..."
"Play while you play!"
Seeing him stretched out again, Luan Yunping gave him a push:
"If you want to say it, say it well. Don't stretch your body."
"...Okay. It's like this, I fell in love with a girl."
"Hey, young Muai, this is normal."
"But this girl is a literary girl."
"Yo? Talking about cross talk?"
When Luan Yunping took it, the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha~"
Wu Shaobai couldn't help laughing and crying:
"The only thing your family does in literature and art is cross talk?"
"...No, Peking Opera, Dagu, Bangzi, and Pingxi also count."
"Poor or not!?"
Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves:
"People don't like this! People like to read books! You know? Read books!"
"Oh, that looks like a good study."
"That's right. Oh, I like this girl. She's so pretty~ It's really... it's hooked and lost~ I like it by Elekinder (Manchu: really moving)!"
After saying this, some viewers didn't quite understand what Ellekind meant, but most of them still smiled knowingly.
And Luan Yunping took the initiative to explain:
"Oh, I really like it."
"Correct."
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Since we like it, we have to chase, right?"
"Yes, love must have the initiative of one party, otherwise it will be missed."
"That's not right. People often say that there are lovers in the world who will eventually be married. It's a pre-existence decision. Don't miss the marriage."
"It's an old saying."
"I really like this girl, I have to chase, right?"
"That's not true."
"But chasing girls has to be strategic, right?"
"Yes."
"I have to do my best."
"Hey, that's not bad at all. What other girls like. If you show what you want, you can't go wrong."
Hearing Luan Yunping's words, Wu Shaobai nodded immediately, showing a look of empathy:
"That's right. So I inquired about it and found out that the girl has a hobby and likes to read books."
"Hey, good hobby. The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu..."
"Ok?"
Wu Shaobai turned his head suddenly...
I was stunned, and said to the microphone:
"What did you say?"
"...?"
Luan Yunping was also stunned, and then said:
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