Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
Page 617
"Pooh!"
"Are you farting?"
"Hahaha~"
"Boom, word by word?...I ask you, whose jacket is this."
"...Wear me! Are you blind?"
"Nonsense! It's yours to wear it? Say, whose jacket is this?"
"...This jacket looks so good!"
"Who asked if you looked good or not, I asked who did you get this jacket from!"
"Are you in charge?"
"Hey, Sun Thief, haven't you been beaten before!? Where are the people in the backstage? Come and bring me the Qinglong Yanyue Sword from Second Master Guan, and I will hack this traitor who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors!"
"Ahhhh..."
Hou Zhen quickly pulled him:
"Calm down, calm down for a while... I can't commit it. Ask him clearly, the clothes are returned, and let him go directly."
"...Okay, I'll give you a face."
Coming out of Hou Zhen's arms, Wu Shaobai shook his shoulders...
"Hey, it's pretty soft~"
"Hahahahaha..."
Now even Hou Zhen and Kong Yunlong laughed.
"Screw you!"
Hou Zhen's face instantly turned red, he pushed him, and Kong Yunlong walked a few steps on the stage speechlessly.
Wu Shaobai fanned him a bit:
"Look, are you smiling? Right, talk and chat well, come, tell me, whose jacket belongs to~"
"……his!"
Kong Yunlong's tone softened.
"Didn't see how big the model is, he's fat! You know? He's soft! He has to wear a large one!"
"none of your business!"
Hou Zhen, whose face was all red, spat. .
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Seeing that the ownership of the jacket was confirmed, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"That's fine, just ask clearly. Since that's the case, I'll still say the same thing, you go, I won't stop you, the big guys can get together and leave. You take off your jacket."
"No!"
"Hahaha~"
Looking at Kong Yunlong's upright appearance, there was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Wu Shaobai's face is full of absurdity:
"My dear, you don't even want your face? Why don't you take off his jacket?"
"No!"
Kong Yunlong spoke again loudly.
Then I patted the jacket, looking very cherished, and said at the same time:
"What's wrong with this jacket? He didn't take it from him. The people who lent it to me allowed me to wear it. Why can't I wear it?"
"Nonsense! That's someone else's, why don't you give it to someone else?"
"It's good for him to wear it!"
Hearing Kong Yunlong's words, Hou Zhen asked back;
"You give me money?"
Wu Shaobai also agreed, saying:
"Yeah, what are you paying for rent?"
"Why am I giving him money? Look at his virtue. He has a fat head and big ears, and his face looks like a pig's head that has been hugged by more than three hundred mouths..."
"puff……"
Wu Shaobai suddenly laughed.
Hou Zhen is indeed getting fatter recently.
And his hairline is quite tall, and from a distance, his head looks like a ball, fat and big.
special image.
He laughed, and the audience laughed too. Only Hou Zhen was speechless and wanted to come forward and tear him apart, but Wu Shaobai pulled him back again.
Holding back his laughter, Wu Shaobai asked:
"Then why do you say it's good for others?"
"...I'll tell you from the beginning. I'm telling you, it's just for your own sake. If it weren't for you being my junior brother, I wouldn't tell you this, you know?"
"Hey, then you say."
"I ask you, do you know what day it was two days ago?"?"
"...what day?"
"Yue Yunpeng's daughter-in-law's 20th anniversary."
"Huh~~~~"
"Hahahahaha~"
Hou Zhen and Wu Shaobai were amazed.
Seeing the shocked expressions of the two of them, Kong Yunlong asked again:
"You two didn't go?"
"No, that day I went to the library to see his daughter-in-law."
"Hahahaha~"
Hearing that Wu Shaobai lifted the burden just now, the audience burst into laughter, and Hou Zhen pushed him:
"Can you talk about business? Quickly take off the jacket and let him go!"
"Okay, okay."
Wu Shaobai nodded and asked Kong Yunlong:
"And then what? ... You didn't send a flower basket?"
"That must be delivered."
Kong Yunlong spread his hands:
"The Man Deyun Society has the best friendship between the two of us. It's the 20th anniversary of his daughter-in-law's reformation, can I not go? However, the son of his daughter-in-law found me and said, "Hey~~~ Third Uncle, my mother..."
"You wait a moment."
Wu Shaobai quickly stopped him and said:
"That... Teacher Kong, let me ask you something."
"What's the matter?"
"What is your action...?"
Wu Shaobai made an appearance of holding up two fingers close to his mouth, exactly the same as Kong Yunlong just now.
"Smoking."
"...Yue Yunpeng's son smokes?"
"Nonsense, what's wrong with a 30-year-old man smoking a cigarette?"
"Huh~~~"
Hou Zhen was also stunned:
"Xiaoyue's son is over 30? How old is he this year?"
After Hou Zhen asked, Wu Shaobai waved:
"Okay, okay, what's the poverty? Xiaoyue's wife has been in Liangdu for 20 years, and the two are in love. Isn't it natural to have a son in his 30s?"
"Hahahaha~"
"Applause!!!!"
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded, looked at Wu Shaobai, then at Kong Yunlong, and nodded:
"Okay, good guy... Then it's not sure who's father."
"Hahahahaha~"
"Okay, don't interrupt."
Amid the hilarious laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai continued to ask:
"and then?"
"My nephew said: Uncle Third, it's a good day for my mother to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Congliang. My mother usually likes other people to wear jackets, and you also wear one that day, let my mother choose carefully, and see if it kills me. Who will my father marry next?"
"Huh~~ Wu Dalang?"
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