Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Everyone, that's him, someone else eats on the stage. If you don't say too much, you will be fined 50 first. But Lord Hou, don't talk about me, not even my master and uncle. Once I go to my uncle, we will A bunch of children have to behave themselves, but he is the only one who rummages through boxes. Good guy, no matter what my uncle hides, he will find out what he can eat and put it in his mouth. If he can't eat, he will study and put it in his mouth. , my aunt pointed at him and forcibly dug out the [-]-[-] uncle's private money from the house."
"Hahahaha~"
In order to buy time for Hou Zhen, who was eating, Wu Shaobai smashed it.
After Hou Zhen ate the Su-style small square cake, he nodded:
"I have dinner tonight. This plus the Texas Braised Chicken from the audience just now, this meal must be comfortable."
"Hahahaha~"
"Mr. Hou likes to eat and I'll bring it to you next time!"
The audience who delivered the braised chicken shouted.
Wu Shaobai pointed to the next stage:
"You just spoil him!"
"Oh~~~"
"He is so fat now, all of you here are responsible!"
"Hahaha~"
Following the laughter, Wu Shaobai took a deep breath and sighed:
"Ugh."
"What are you sighing? So many delicious foods..."
Hou Zhen asked.
Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"It's just because everyone held it. I was giving flowers and gifts just now, and I couldn't bear it in my heart. Anyway, that's what I said. Thank you for your support. These gifts can be eaten as much as you can, and used as you can. It is your friendship, we will definitely not spoil it."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
The audience applauded.
Wu Shaobai nodded and turned to look at Hou Zhen:
"Have you finished eating?"
"Finished."
"Would you like to eat for a while? When I reported this event back today, I said it was my order. Go back and eat it. Don't you want the money?"
"No, no, no, I'm done."
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai laughed:
"Okay. Ladies, can you see it? This one..."
"What's the matter?"
"miser!"
"its me?"
"That's not it. Today is the unboxing, and Deyun Club just sealed the box a dozen days ago."
"……Is not this nonsensical?"
Hou Zhen said with some disgust.
But Wu Shaobai ignored him and said to himself:
"During the annual meeting of Deyun Society last year, Mr. Hou was arrested because of money matters. As a person, he has two shortcomings. One is that he doesn't remember to eat, and the other is that he recognizes money and does not recognize people... …”
"Hahaha~"
"You wait a minute."
Hou Zhen stopped Wu Shaobai:
"No, on the day of the big unpacking, why did you mention last year's things? New year's new atmosphere, don't mention such things?"
"Uh... no... can't you tell?"
Wu Shaobai stammered a little.
But the audience was not happy:
"Say!"
"Listen!"
"Don't talk about refunds!!"
"You look at it."
Wu Shaobai pointed to the next stage:
"Then what do you all want to hear? I know a lot. Teacher Hou, I can be half of the family! How about I tell you a story about eighteen milk buns?"
"Go! I haven't heard of it!! Do you dare to say that I will feed you a spicy hot pot-flavored letter!"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter after listening to the two of them dig out last year's performance of "Pickling the Jacket", which was said to be unprecedented. .
Chapter 778
With the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen held the table and warned:
"You better stop talking nonsense."
"How can it be nonsense?"
Wu Shaobai glanced at him, then turned his head and said to the audience:
"Actually, it's quite simple to say. If you have a job, you should have a year-end bonus, right?"
“Yes~~~~”
Seeing the audience agree, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Hey, that's right. The year-end bonus is an award set up by the company to reward employees for a year of hard work. For Deyun Club, the day after the box is sealed every year is the day of the annual meeting."
"That is, after the young age."
Hou Zhen added.
Wu Shaobai continued:
"Mr. Hou, this person is a money fan. You all know that this person has a broken mouth. Is it like talking? Is it like talking..."
"Hahaha~"
Watching him learn Hou Zhen's mantra, many audience members burst into laughter.
"Then in the first few days of sealing the box, Mr. Hou thought about how many year-end bonuses he had to give out this year. My dear, when I thought about my year-end bonus, I couldn't sleep all night long. It's called a catch. Heartbroken, for fear that the company won't give me the money..."
"Hey, that's it, I have to eat~"
Before Wu Shao finished speaking, Hou Zhen suddenly said a word.
His voice suddenly stopped, and the audience slowly reacted to the familiar sounding words.
"Appreciate~~~~"
With the boos from the audience, Wu Shaobai's body was a little stiff.
Then, he quickly waved to the audience;
"There's no such sentence when talking backstage~ Don't listen to his nonsense."
"Hahaha~"
After that, he pushed Hou Zhen directly:
"What nonsense!"
"Hey, forgive me, I just ate a snack, I'm going to be a little hungry."
"Hahaha~"
In the laughter, Wu Shaobai showed a sudden realization:
"Oh~~~~ that's what it is!"
Hou Zhen nodded quickly and handed over the sentence:
"You think so."?"
"..."
"Hahahahaha~"
Seeing Wu Shaobai's speechless appearance, the audience burst into laughter.On the stage, Wu Shaobai glanced at Hou Zhen several times, and then quickly turned his head:
"Anyway, he is very anxious, especially his own money."
"Yo, is this pleated?"
"nonsense!"
Pushing Hou Zhen again, Wu Shaobai picked up the fan and opened it to start fanning.
And just when he was about to speak, suddenly, the audience below said:
"Mr. Wu has a guilty conscience."
The big guy was stunned for a moment, Wu Shaobai was also stunned, and then the laughter came out:
"Ha ha ha ha~ woo~~~~~"
The audience laughed and booed, and Hou Zhen also booed.
As if afraid that many viewers would not know about it, he smiled and said to Wu Shaobai:
"Hey, they're right. You've said it several times on stage, saying that the crosstalk actor turned on the fan for no reason, indicating that this grandson has a guilty conscience..."
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