Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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And Li Jing also sighed in the background.
"Ah... tsk tsk.".
Chapter 1136
Understanding what his partner meant, Hou Zhen also nodded:
"Oh, that's not bad. The two of you have a wonderful life."
Wu Shaobai smiled knowingly and then said;
"But after I said this that day, an audience member immediately said something, which made me laugh."
"What did you say?"
"Stop doing this! Your cross talk is even the book!"
"Hi~"
Hou Zhen waved his hand, and the audience laughed heartily, followed by bursts of applause:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
Wu Shaobai shrugged:
"Indeed, when talking about today's "Cowardly Daughter-in-law", everyone knew that Mr. Hou's daughter-in-law is Sai Ma Hua from the strip library..."
"Don't mention this."
Hou Zhen waved his hand, and Wu Shaobai continued:
"Then, when I was talking about "Courageous Marriage", I told everyone that Teacher Hou's daughter-in-law was a nurse before she went to sea..."
"go!!"
"Hahaha~"
"And today, I'm going to talk about Mr. Hou's stories before and after marriage."
"Oh!!!!"
The audience began to cheer, and their thoughts naturally returned to just now.
Just listen to Wu Shaobai continue to say:
"Don't worry about whether I spit up or I'm disgusted. That day, I saw the scene where the two fell in love. Mr. Hou, can I say something?"
"Don't come here! Wu Shaobai! If you want to say it, say it quickly, I don't even recognize it when you leave this door!"
"Hahahaha~"
"That day, I saw Mr. Hou looking for my aunt. My aunt must have gotten angry in those days, and her nose had a pimple and turned red."
"Oh~ Fire boils."
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Yes, it's a boil. That thing hurts~"
"That's for sure."
"Girls, my boyfriend is here now, and I still have a pimple on my face, so I feel wronged~ When I feel wronged, I like to act like a spoiled child~"
As he spoke, he suddenly twitched:
"Hmm~~~hmm~~~Monkey~~~Say~~Do you love me or not~~.‖~"
"Ah~~~"
Hearing this numb movement, the audience immediately got goosebumps and booed.
But Hou Zhen suddenly stopped him:
"You wait a minute."
"what?"
"That...Mr. Wu, let me ask you a question."
"What's the matter?"
"Are you saying this is my daughter-in-law?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
"That's not right, my daughter-in-law doesn't sound like that. Shouldn't she be so virtuous?"
Hou Zhen said, made a smoking motion, lowered his head, and a hoarse voice sounded:
"Pff~h~~ Monkey smash!"
like gold and iron.
The audience burst into laughter when they heard it:
"Hahahaha~"
Wu Shaobai pinched his chin and nodded;
"Hey! Learn more like me!"
"Bullshit! How did that sound change?"
"Because it hasn't gone to sea yet."
"never heard of that!"
Hou Zhen silently pushed Wu Shaobai:
"What adjective is that!?"
"The occupational disease of storytellers. Talking too much makes your voice hoarse."
"Oops ho..."
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen waved his hands in disgust:
"This skill is too far from home."
"That's right, I've been taking off my clothes. Who goes there to listen to books?"
"Go!! What a mess!"
He forcibly ended the topic, and the audience was overjoyed to hear the two of them hurt.
Just when he was laughing, he heard Wu Shaobai pointing down the stage and said:
"How's it going? Ladies, listen to the cross talk Lian Ben'er, right?"
"Hahaha~ Nice!!"
Then, Wu Shaobai continued:
"Then, when my aunt asked for the first time, Mr. Hou hadn't answered yet, and she said again: You~~~ love~~~ me~~~~~~?~~~~~~~~~"
"Ah~~~~~~"
With the numb voice together, let alone the audience, even Hou Zhen's eyes narrowed with disgust.
After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, he turned around, looked at the void and raised two fingers, as if speaking in place of Hou Zhen:
"You asked twice!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Hou Zhen quickly stopped one:
"Why are you still scolding the street? It's over without an answer."
Wu Shaobai nodded, kept his posture and continued:
"Love, love you, what are you doing!?"
"Why?"
After Hou Zhen asked, he saw Wu Shaobai turned away again, his expression still twisted:
"If you want... if you love me~ you kiss my nose, I~~~ nose~~~ nose~~~ pain~~~"
"Ah~~~~~~"
The audience only felt their goose bumps layer by layer, and Hou Zhen couldn't take it anymore:
"I really want to kill her!"
"Hahahahahaha~"
And Wu Shaobai was also speechless, and turned his body again, representing the character's transformation again:
"Look at that unlucky appearance! Kiss the nose, right? Come on, MUA~"
Pooting his mouth and kissing the air, Wu Shaobai continued to ask:
"¨"Does it still hurt?"
"Does it hurt?"
Hou Zhen asked a question.
Wu Shaobai said awkwardly again:
"Mmm~ it doesn't hurt~~~~ your mouth is really smart~~~~"
"Good guy."
"Everyone, I almost vomited next to me, and then I said to my mother: Mom, would you like to try it too?"
"Ok?"
Hou Zhen suddenly straightened his neck.
The audience was also taken aback...
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