Entertainment: The Correct Way To Open When Lying Flat
Chapter 117 Liu Tianxian Was Prostituted For Nothing! 5 Billion Box Office (Begging To Subscribe)
At dusk, the setting sun is like blood.
Fire clouds cover the sky, and twilight swallows the entire sea.
Fishing boats are slowly heading towards the shore.
The tide keeps rising on the beach, and there is no one in sight.
It was quiet and peaceful.
Capture it with a camera and it will be a beautiful photo.
There is also a leisurely scene in the mushroom house.
Sister Zifeng is playing with Little H and Little O with Tuantuan and Qiuqiu.
Peng Peng, the coolie successor, is working hard to chop firewood.
To ensure that there is enough fuel and there will be no delay in making dinner.
Yu Qian leisurely closed his eyes and rested on the recliner.
Guo Dalin and Xiao Yueyue were chatting.
In the kitchen, Lin Yu is wearing an apron and cooking.
He Yan was waiting next to him.
Every time a dish came out of the oven, he would take it and arrange it neatly.
Wait until all the dishes are ready and serve them on the table.
Huang Lei helped out and learned cooking from Lin Yu.
Although Huang Xiaochu is an amateur cook.
But having been cooking for so many years, I have gained a lot of experience.
But he kept studying with Lin Yu.
But I found that many of my experiences and insights were wrong.
Cooking his way.
Unable to fully bring out the flavor of the ingredients themselves.
He absorbed a lot of useful information from Lin Yu and benefited a lot.
"Teacher Huang, let me help Lin Yu. You go and take a rest first.
Liu Tianxian came forward and showed his courtesy in various ways.
Huang Lei is a human spirit.
After a day together.
He roughly understood the situation between the two of them.
Huang Lei determined that the reason for their previous breakup was that Liu Tianxian abandoned Lin Yu.
Now Lin Yu is too good.
Liu Tianxian had the idea of getting back together again.
Lin Yu ignored her.
Huang Lei is very proficient in young people's love.
He didn't want to offend anyone, so he patted his butt and left the kitchen.
Liu Tianxian moved like a rabbit and jumped forward two steps.
"Chef Lin, what can I do for you? I can do anything!"
This woman is really haunted.
Not only proactive, but also bold.
In front of tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, all kinds of teasing and licking.
On the contrary, Lin Yu can't be punished.
"Chef Lin, please arrange a task for me quickly?"
Liu Tianxian rubbed his white and tender hands.
That harmless face exudes a charming smile.
Liu Tianxian has such a beautiful face.
No matter what wrong thing you do, you won't be able to hate it.
In fact.
Apart from her mama's girl attributes, she is too strong and is manipulated like a puppet by Liu Xiaoli.
There are no obvious shortcomings.
When the two were together, she was very attached to Lin Yu, very well-behaved and considerate.
Very proactive and obedient.
Use whatever posture you are asked to use.
He even plans to marry Lin Yu.
It's a pity that such a mother was involved.
There is also the powerful godfather behind her.
Otherwise, the two of them might have obtained their marriage certificate long ago.
Now Lin Yu has five daughters and daughters.
I just want to lie down and live the life of my wife and children.
I don’t want to get involved in the Liu family’s messy affairs.
Unless Liu Tianxian can deal with her mother and godfather.
Only then did Lin Yu consider giving her a chance.
Otherwise, Lin Yu would be too lazy to care about her except for prostitution.
"Give me the old soy sauce." Lin Yu said.
"okay!"
Liu Tianxian excitedly searched for the seasonings.
Because it is a recording program.
In addition to the sponsor's brand, other trademarks cannot be exposed.
The labels of various brands of condiments were torn off.
Only some transparent bottles and cans of different heights, short, fat and thin can be seen.
Liu Tianxian couldn't tell which one was old soy sauce and which one was light soy sauce.
Which is vinegar and soy sauce.
"Here you go."
Lin Yu glanced at it: "This is light soy sauce, and the one next to it is old soy sauce."
Liu Tianxian awkwardly handed Lao Tiao to Lin Yu.
“The seasonings don’t have trademarks, so I can’t tell them apart!”
Lin Yu sighed: "You should do something else."
"Okay, I can do manual labor."
Liu Tianxian rolled up his sleeves and showed off his muscles.
Lin Yu said coldly: "I'm going to make snake soup later. Go kill those snakes and peel off the skins!"
Liu Tianxian's face was full of question marks.
Kill the snake?
Skin a snake?
Is this a human job?
Lin Yu asked back: "Aren't you capable of physical labor? Kill the snakes cleanly."
Netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy, and there was a flood of barrages.
"Hahaha! Teacher Lin is too bad, asking my goddess to kill snakes.
"I feel sorry for Liu Tianxian for a second."
"She deserves it! Who told her not to cherish Teacher Lin in the first place? Now she is chasing her husband into a funeral (bhfh).
"That's Liu Tianxian, the national goddess! To lick Teacher Lin in such a humble way? There is such a huge difference between human beings."
"It allows me to experience Teacher Lin's life for a month, and I will die without regrets."
"Let alone the pampered Liu Tianxian, I wouldn't dare touch a snake, let alone kill it!"
"Teacher Lin is so mean, torturing his ex-girlfriend like this."
"Liu Tianxian, give up Teacher Lin, he is the man you can't get, marry me.
Liu Tianxian picked his scalp awkwardly.
"I'm so afraid of snakes... Can I switch to another one?"
Lin said disgustedly: "Then kill the chicken."
"I don't even dare to kill a chicken."
Lin Yu was speechless: "Then there's nothing you can do to help me. Just go find a seat outside, sit down, open your mouth, and wait to eat."
Liu Tianxian was so embarrassed by Lin Yu's rebuke that his little mouth was pouted to the sky.
She left the kitchen with an aggrieved look on her face.
His eyes sparkled with tears.
Her tender and pitiful appearance reminded her of Wang Yuyan.
Lin Yu is not as easy to deceive as Duan Yu
After finishing the dishes, Lin Yu quickly killed the snakes and chickens.
Stewed chicken soup and snake soup.
The long table is filled with dishes.
Twenty-four in total.
Regardless of appearance, aroma or taste, they are all top-notch.
The guests were all crying.
Even little H and little O climbed on the table and stretched out their dog paws to grab the food.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "The dog is on the table? Usually in this case, I will feed it dog meat."
He Yan: "You are too cruel, you might as well kick it twice."
Lin Yu turned to look at Xiao Yueyue.
"Is the snake soup fragrant? You said you want it to be rounded."
Xiao Yueyue began to deny it.
"I mean, the buns you make must be round!"
All the guests were amused by Xiao Yueyue's rogueness.
The key point is that he also showed a mean expression, and there was really nothing that could be done about him.
Lin Yu smiled evilly and said: "Eating more snake soup can improve your abilities in certain aspects. My sister-in-law will love you more."
Xiao Yueyue was startled.
I almost fell off the chair.
"Can this be said in a live broadcast? The scale is a bit too big!"
Lin Yu is serious.
"When I talk about certain abilities, I mean courage. If you dare to eat snake soup and break through yourself, won't you develop your courage?"
"What do you think I said?"
Xiao Yueyue: "I... I thought you were talking about muscle gain!"
puff!
As soon as He Yan took the rice in his mouth, he vomited it all over the floor.
Xiao Yueyue was tricked by Lin Yu.
this is nothing.
As long as he finds an excuse, the embarrassment will be over.
The key point is that he said "build muscle"?
He Jian doesn’t know if he’s talking about muscles or chicken?
if the latter one.
Then "increasing chicken" is the same thing as what Lin Yu is talking about.
Lin Yu made a color.
The staff brought white wine and rice wine.
There are also several milk, drinks, and mineral water from the donor dad, for those who don’t drink.
White wine and rice wine are packed in ordinary plastic barrels.
In fact, it contains Maotai and fine rice wine.
But the live broadcast room cannot promote drinking, it can only be disguised.
Huang Lei liked the rice wine and poured a full bowl.
He Jiong couldn't drink enough, so he poured half a cup of rice wine.
Lin Yu and Yu Qian drank in vain.
One person arrived with a full cup, five taels.
Yu Qian got drunk before he even drank. He picked up the glass and spilled the beans.
"Lin Yu, let's have a drink together. This wine tastes good."
Lin Yu coughed a few times.
"Brother Qian, have you forgotten? You can't drink alcohol in the live broadcast room. Let's drink boiled water instead of alcohol today."
Yu Qian suddenly understood and nodded.
"That's right......Children must not drink alcohol, it is not good for their health. Drinking more boiled water has many benefits."
He Yan raised his wine glass and took a sip.
"You can also drink tea appropriately, which is also good for your health!"
The four men mingled with each other and drank heavily.
"I treat you as a star, but you treat me like a fool?"
"Is there a possibility that...the transparent one is white wine and the yellow one is rice wine?"
"Upstairs, thank you, otherwise I would be lying."
"Hahaha! I know this is boiled water and tea, the kind that can make people drunk.
"This boiled water must not be cheap, right?"
He Jiong suggested.
"How about letting the director use a projector to project the comments from netizens to the front."
"While we are eating, we read the barrage and answer questions from netizens?"
A few minutes later.
He Yan looked at the curtain in front of him, his scalp felt numb.
There are 12 million people online in real time.
The dense barrage was like a crucian carp crossing a river.
It can drive patients with trypophobia to death.
He Yan drank some wine and got a little drunk.
His eyes searched back and forth on the barrage.
Specialize in tough questions.
"Lin Yu, some netizens asked you if you have any plans to find a new girlfriend?"
As soon as this question came out, the whole audience was shocked.
He Jian is a good old man and will never embarrass any guests.
But he and Lin Yu got along very well and had a very close relationship, and they talked about everything.
Coupled with the alcohol on the brain, I lost my mind a little bit.
Lin Yu is not mainly in the entertainment industry.
Most of the time, he would lie down, eat soft food, and put it on top of his family.
Occasionally when I feel bored, I go to the entertainment industry.
He doesn't need to be like a celebrity and keep secret about many issues.
Liu Tianxian pretended to eat carelessly.
In fact, all his attention was focused on Lin Yu, looking forward to his answer.
Lin Yu's answer.
It depends on how much hope she has of entering the Lin family.
"I think the current family lineup is pretty good. Looking for a girlfriend would be too crowded, and I wouldn't be able to take care of it.
"99.99% I won't look for you again. But I never speak with absolute certainty and keep a 0.01% possibility."
Hearing this, Immortal Liu Tian went numb.
I accidentally dropped the chopsticks on the ground and didn't even hear it.
She originally thought that she had a high chance of getting back together with Lin Yu.
Because she is as beautiful as a fairy and is the beauty ceiling in the entertainment industry.
I don’t believe Lin Yu can reject her look.
What's more, Liu Xiaoli was the one who got in the way when the two broke up.
Now Liu Xiaoli takes the initiative to match them up.
As long as my mother apologizes to Lin Yu.
They will soon become a family.
This is the scene that Liu Tianxian imagined.
But Lin Yu’s words.
It directly welded her door of hope shut.
Liu Tianxian's eyes were blurred and he was distracted.
The whole person is out of sorts.
He Tuan continued to read the barrage.
"Some netizens asked, "Changjin Lake" is the first movie you directed. What is the expected box office?"
Lin Yu said calmly: "This movie is a war epic. Several major production companies spent hundreds of millions, bought a lot of planes and tanks, and hired tens of thousands of extras."
"All kinds of explosion scenes strive to be realistic and very careful."
"There are also two great directors, Lin Chaoxian and Chen Kaige, who are joining forces with me.'
"The starring role is a big shot like Wu Jing who can carry the box office. It will be released during the Spring Festival, and there are no blockbusters that are too competitive.
"The time, place and people are favorable! Let me set a small goal, 4 billion!"
4 billion?
Small goals?
This number shocked everyone.
Before Lin Yu was born.
"Monster Hunt", which cost over 1 billion, is the box office ceiling for Chinese-language movies.
Later, Lin Xiyu suggested to Yang Mi to invest in two movies that were not well received.
As a result, the box office was a hit, and the ceiling soared to 2.5 billion.
Now Lin Yu has proposed a goal of 4 billion.
Too perverted?
All the guests thought Lin Yu was joking.
But his expression was serious and his eyes were solemn.
I can’t see the color of sharing the play and reading.
He Yan exclaimed: "If it can really get a box office of 4 billion, it will definitely be an unprecedented myth."
Huang Lei nodded: "With a box office of 4 billion, Lin Yu will become a god."
"The key point is that he doesn't do much in the entertainment industry. He randomly cast two movies and made one movie by himself, all with billions in box office. It's so scary!"
Yu Qian: "Four billion is really possible! This movie has a patriotic theme and is quite touching. The theme alone is worth 1 billion at the box office."
"If the scenes are bigger and there are more high-octane scenes, the box office will be 2 billion."
"It was released during the Spring Festival, and the traffic was so huge. There were no competitive films in the same period. One company was the only one, and the box office hit another 1 billion!
"With the appeal of Lin Yu and Wu Jing, add another 1 billion. Isn't this 4 billion? There is hope for 5 billion!"
Yu Qian was obviously drunk and kept talking nonsense. .
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