Entertainment: The Correct Way To Open When Lying Flat

He Yan's eyes continued to wander around the bullet screen.

"This is a good question! Some netizens asked: Which girlfriend do you like best? You have to name it. He also said that he meant no harm."

Lin Yu's face darkened.

"I can smell his evil intentions through the screen. There are no three hundred taels of silver here.

"Death is asking questions. Isn't this sowing discord?"

"If I say a name, how many of the others will strangle me to death?"

"Tuan Tuan, what's your favorite number?"

The naive Dabao has no idea that his father is passing the blame.

"My favorite is 3."

Lin Yu smiled and said: "According to the order of priority, the third child is Zhao Xiaogu, so let's take her."

"This is what Tuantuan said, it has nothing to do with me."

All the guests were amused by Lin Yu's wit.

Xiao Yueyue rolled his eyes: "The baby is so cute, and you are cheating her again? The pot on her head is one after another."

Lin Yu spread his hands.

"Shift the blame to your daughter, this is your real father! My daughter is a little cotton-padded jacket, she needs to be hurt."

"When necessary, it can be used as a tool. It can be used to block bullets.

Tuantuan didn't understand what he meant and answered excitedly.

"I'll take a bullet for daddy. Hoho!"

Huang Lei sighed: "Don't look at what Lin Yu said is lively, I am also a father, and I understand his mood."

"If there were really bullets, he would never hesitate to hug his daughters and use his body to block the bullets for them."

"Never underestimate the love a father has for his daughter."

Lin Yu shouted to stop: "Teacher He, let's read the barrage later. Let Xiao Yueyue eat the snake soup first."

Xiao Yueyue had a face full of rejection and moved his stool back.

"It's so scary that I dare not eat it."

Lin Yu stared at him.

"Have you forgotten? Eating snake soup can improve certain abilities. In your words, it can increase the number of chickens.

Xiao Yueyue quickly clarified: "I'm talking about muscles."

Lin Yu: "You broke your promise and got fat! You promised to eat snake soup, but now you go back on it, you will only get fatter. Eat it quickly, it will be a great supplement."

Xiao Yueyue couldn't resist, so he had no choice but to pick up the spoon and fill up a spoonful of snake soup.

Swallowed it in one big gulp.

He didn't want the taste of snake soup to stay in his mouth for too long.

"Huh? It actually tastes good. Try it again."

One bite, two bites, three bites...

Xiao Yueyue couldn't stop drinking.

Although the snake caused him great psychological oppression.

But Lin Yu's skills are at their peak.

Plus the snake itself tastes good too.

So the snake soup is very fresh and tender.

Xiao Yueyue only cares about eating and drinking.

Completely leaving fear behind.

Don't talk about snake soup.

Even if it's dung beetle soup, he still has to drink it!

Dalinzi quickly grabbed two spoonfuls and swallowed them in his stomach.

"It tastes really good. Brother Lin, can we catch a few more big snakes tomorrow and make a whole snake feast?"

Lin Yu nodded: "Okay! I'll be responsible for cooking the whole snake feast, and you can catch the snakes."

Guo Dalin: "Pretend I didn't say it."

Xiao Yueyue is not greedy either.

There was less than half a pot of snake soup left for all the guests to have a taste.

They are very uncomfortable with snakes.

But the snake soup tastes so delicious!

It was sold out in the blink of an eye.

Liu Tianxian said weakly: "I heard that whoever eats snakes will have many snakes crawling onto the bed to look for him at night. Is it true?"

Lin Yu said something.

"If it were true, everyone who had eaten snakes would have died long ago."

"I hope it's true. There is a beautiful snake crawling on my bed at night. She won't be able to leave."

Hahaha!

All the guests burst into laughter.

Liu Tianxian pouted secretly.

You don’t want this beautiful snake that comes to your door.

What about wool?

He Jiong continued to read the barrage.

This time the question was less pointed and a little sad.

"A netizen said that he has been in love and has been unable to get over it. He wants you to sing a positive song to help him get rid of the shadow of the breakup.'

The guests were very excited about eating and drinking, and Lin Yu was also in high spirits.

"Okay, I'll sing a song. Sister, bring the guitar over."

"But let's make it clear first, if you still can't get over the shadow of broken love after singing this song, you're a fucking loser!"

"Look at me, when Yang Mi dumped me, I went to Reba. When Reba dumped me, I went to Zhao Xiaogu..."

"They dumped me one by one, and I'm not as desperate as you. What now? Why don't you just call me husband?"

"Men, the only way to become stronger is to make yourself stronger."

Sister Zifeng handed the guitar to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu didn't answer it well when she picked it up.

He held it on sister Zifeng's wrist.

Her baby-fat cheeks instantly turned red.

He lowered his head, bit his lip, and quickly slipped to the side.

"This song is called "The Sun Washed in the Spring Rain." When you step out of the rain of broken love, there will be bright sunshine."

Another spring after separation

Memories also dissolve like snow

Those videos with you by my side

With a whoosh, he flew far and wide

I am sunny after being caught in a heavy rain

That is the sun washed in the spring rain

How much loss and hurt each winter brings

Then suddenly I understood the shape of the clouds

The melody of this song is very beautiful and cheerful.

It's different from ordinary sad love songs.

Its theme is to encourage people to get over broken love and welcome the sunshine.

Very positive energy.

The song ended, and all the guests were still enjoying the song.

The number of people in the live broadcast room also soared by 2 million.

Now it’s 15 million.

Even if half of the water is removed, there are still more than 7 million.

This shows Lin Yu’s terrifying appeal.

The chief director Zhang Hangxi next to him felt more and more.

Signing Lin Yu was his most correct choice.

This product can bring traffic so much.

It’s worth every penny spent!

"6666...I finally heard Teacher Lin singing again. It's a new song. It's so nice."

"How much inventory does Teacher Lin have? Can you sing all night?"

"We must release an album immediately! Teacher Lin and Kun Kun will compete for next year's Golden Melody Award."

"Where did you put me, the leader of the Chinese music scene?"

"It sounds so good. After recording this episode, release the single as soon as possible! Otherwise we will collectively boycott "Changjin Lake"."

"No wonder Teacher Lin can make the goddesses lick her back, this is her strength!"

What girl is not pregnant?

Sister Zifeng has just turned 20 years old.

It is the age of youth and ignorance.

It is very possible to fall in love with the other person because of a look, an inadvertent contact, or a conversation.

Originally, sister Zifeng thought that she only admired Lin Yu.

But Lin Yu’s touch just now.

Her heartbeat quickened and her blood surged.

The whole person was like a grenade, about to explode.

That feeling of shyness and excitement enveloped my whole body.

It tastes so good!

"It's over! I won't fall in love with brother Lin Yu, will I?"

"He has so many girlfriends, I have no chance."

"Why am I so unsatisfied? Oh, it's so annoying!"

After meal.

The guests took a walk in the courtyard for digestion.

Liu Tianxian took the initiative to approach Tuantuan and Qiuqiu in an attempt to bribe them and break into the Lin family.

She took out two pieces of candy from her pocket.

"Tuantuan, Qiuqiu, do you want some candy? Auntie has some sweet candies here."

I thought the two babies would accept it readily and develop a good impression of her.

Who would have guessed.

Tuantuan grabbed his sister and went straight to Lin Yu.

"Dad, that aunt wants to give us candy. We can't ask for candy from strangers."

The two breasts are quite sensible.

I know I can’t ask for candy stuffed by strangers.

But the title "stranger" frightened Liu Tianxian.

Even the babies don’t like her?

She has ceiling-level looks.

He has a fairy spirit and a good temperament, and he doesn't look like a bad guy.

Why are you so unpopular?

Liu Tianxian peeked at Lin Yu.

I hope he can say something for me.

But Lin Yu’s words were even more heartbreaking.

"How good! You did the right thing. You can't take the candy given by the strange aunt. Go and play."

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A flock of crows flew over Liu Tianxian's head.

The live broadcast ended at 10:30 p.m.

Sister Zifeng suggested: "Brother Lin Yu, let them sleep with me tonight?"

"They are so old and don't need much care. I should be able to take care of them by myself. I like them so much."

"I am a light sleeper. If anything happens to the baby, I will wake up immediately."

Sister Zifeng really likes Tuantuan and Qiuqiu.

Lin Yu also wanted to save himself trouble, so he agreed.

They are almost four years old and are no longer babies.

If you want to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, you can get up and go there by yourself.

Lin Yu drank a lot.

But his physique is too strong.

The alcohol has long been broken down.

It doesn't delay him at all. He goes to bed at 11 o'clock and wakes up around 2 o'clock.

Lin Yu put on her coat and left the mushroom house.

Wandering alone at the beach.

Before I knew it, I walked seven or eight kilometers and arrived at a forest.

It's very quiet here.

Apart from the sound of the waves, there was no other noise.

During the day, the sea, woods, and birds are a beautiful picture.

It's more scary to come here alone at night.

Lin Yu sat on a stone and shouted coldly.

"You can really follow me! You've followed me all the way from the Mushroom House."

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A charming figure gradually emerged from the darkness.

It was Liu Tianxian.

She went to the toilet in the middle of the night and found that she had gone out.

Followed all the way here.

Because I left in a hurry.

Liu Tianxian was not wearing a coat, only a sweater, and was shivering from the cold.

It was dark.

The big trees looked particularly scary in the dark.

The sound of the waves was like a knife thrust into Liu Tianxian's heart.

If a timid girl comes here alone at night, she will be scared to death.

She sat next to Lin Yu and hugged his waist without hesitation.

"Lin Yu, I'm afraid of the dark. Can I lend you my shoulder?"

Lin Yu is a little indifferent.

"You'd better not do this, it could easily tempt you into committing a crime."

Liu Tianxian chuckled.

"What crime have you committed? As long as you are willing, I am yours and you can do whatever you want. Where is the crime?"

"How good we were before, we almost got married."

"It was indeed wrong for my mother to drive you away from me. But she regrets it now and is very supportive of us being together.

"I don't mind taking care of you with Yang Mi and the others. Can you accept me?"

Lin Yu shook his head decisively.

"No! Your mother is very good at showing off. If she wants to drive me away, she can drive me away. If she wants me to be her son-in-law, then I will be her son-in-law?"

"It's so cheap!"

Liu Tianxian's heart skipped a beat.

"Then what do you want to do? I can ask my mother to apologize.

Lin Yu: "Apologizing is useful, why do we need the police?"

If Liu Xiaoli doesn’t commit herself to her.

Or kneeling in front of Lin Yu’s house for days and nights.

This is not over yet!

Perhaps it was the outside environment that frightened Liu Tianxian too much.

And Lin Yu's embrace was too warm.

In addition, she was eager to get back together with Lin Yu, so she took advantage of it.

She hugged Lin Yu and started nibbling.

"I will make my mother apologize, no matter how I apologize. Please, get back together with me!"

"As long as you want, I can follow you now..."

Liu Tianxian shook his head in big waves.

Grabbed Lin Yu's hand and placed it in front of her.

Lin Yu declared: "Don't use this as a test for cadres. If something happens to us, then I am just a prostitute for nothing and I am irresponsible."

"If you are willing to be prostituted for free, I will be happy to accompany you."

How could Liu Tianxian care about this?

As long as Lin Yu is willing to accept her.

With physical communication, everything else is easy to talk about.

She naturally agreed happily.

"You say it's free, it's free, whatever you want, hurry up...

If Liu Tianxian can be prostituted for free.

Then Lin Yu had no need to refuse.

soon.

The sound of waves and cooing sounds come and go...