Evolution to GOD

My eyes have just opened, I remember the fun I had last night quite clearly.

"Good Morning", somebody said to me, I noticed a beautiful woman on my bed. Who is she?

Ahhh! It's Sandra, one of my clients whom I just met last night in a pub. Let me tell you about myself: I'm a Financial Consultant. Obviously, I am a multimillionaire, my clients are all beautiful, and on top of that, I am extremely handsome.

"Good morning, Sandra. Did you have fun last night?" I asked.

"That was quite fun. How about me, do you like me?"

WTF!!!! Last night we both had fun, so how come this 'Do you like me' is coming, well you see, this woman is very beautiful, so I can consider her, but how will I answer Eve, Angela, Rebecca, and the lady I can't even remember her name.

"You know I'm not only committed to you." "Sandra, I like you, but I can't be just with you."

"Leave it, I hope it won't harm our business relationship." Her face was disappointed.

"No! I am a very professional guy," I replied.

"I have to leave now; I'll catch you this afternoon at my office."

"Sure Sandra"

Just as Sandra left, I sat there thinking of how lucky I am in my life....

As soon as I left the hotel, I jumped into my Ferrari and drove home

I live alone in a two-story villa, my parents passed away a few years ago in a plane crash. My parents raised me as an only child. They were very rich, as well. Our clothing business is spread across the globe. Following the accident, all business matters were handled by Vice-Chairperson. I only kept shares for which I was earning a regular income. I had no interest in handling that business.

As you can see I was quite handsome back in my college days, and from then on, I've enjoyed socializing with girls, which is why I chose all of my clients to be female.

As soon as I started my laptop, a pop-up appeared.

'Do you want to be luckier?'

'Do you want to be surrounded by beauties?'

'Do you want to be more handsome?'

"Click yes and avail once in a lifetime opportunity"

This is a joke! Is there anyone who does not want all of these things? Let's see what happens.

Just after clicking yes, my mind went blank and darkness enveloped me.

As I regained consciousness, I found myself in a jungle. WTF!!! Fucked! I knew I was Fucked! after I saw my hands covered in golden hair.

My vision was distorted as I rushed through the jungle. My life was turned upside down when I saw my face in the water.

Why!!

I turn into a monkey.