Evolution to GOD

'That scumbag Gorilla couldn't catch me even after I ran across the jungle. You know I have been so awesome.'

'You Damn Gorilla!!! Fuck you!!!'

'What do you think of me, huh?'

'Wanna chase me? Your Father?'

My frustration led me to mumble all the curses I could think of as I ran.

Still, give Gorilla a pat on the back. His love-struck face remained fixed on mine even after chasing me for the entire day.

My body was so exhausted from running all day and night that I have no idea when and where I fell asleep.

As I felt sticky on my face, I opened my eyes to see a gorilla face staring back at me.

Fuck!!!!!! That face terrified me and I jumped back.

The parts of my body were in considerable pain, I was so nervous that I couldn't even tell which part of his body was in pain.

"Wronged, I have been wronged, My entire existence has been wasted, I have been reduced to the status of a plaything," I murmured mindlessly

My eyes started to water, literally. Never in my life have I felt so wrong.

I suddenly got the message in my head.

"Congratulations for completing this task, Host!"

"You have earned 10 EC and one stat point."

Huh????

'What the hell, when did I complete the task. Wait, wait wait,'

Now that I've looked at the gorilla's face, I realize it's not the same gorilla.

I confirmed with her: "System!!! When this task was assigned, it was supposed to be a female ape right?"

"Affirmative host." She replied

"You mean to say this ape is female?"

"Yes Host."

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" I laughed hysterically.

I couldn't withstand my awesomeness, even if I don't go for the monkey, they'd come after me.

The joy of my awesomeness was so overwhelming that I even forgot that my body was aching.

'Humph... The world will know that I am the most handsome and awesome person on this planet. 'Even if I don't go after someone, they will.'

"Haha...huh?"Suddenly I felt someone walking up behind me.

After turning around, I got rooted on the spot; I was so dumbfounded that I forgot about my awesomeness.

"FUCK ME!!!!!!" I screamed internally.

This is the same gorilla who ran behind me all day. He still has that love-struck expression on his face.

I was so dumbstruck that I even forgot about running. I was only mumbling again and again.

'Wronged, I have been Wronged, it wasted my entire existence.'