A Joyful Boy: From Meeting the Drunk Song Qian

"I knew you'd eat fast, so I bought a few portions in advance. Here, have this one."

Lin Miaomiao didn't stand on ceremony and happily accepted the popcorn.

Just as I was about to take a bite.

Su Chen covered her mouth with one hand.

"We've already finished one serving, so let's wait until the movie starts to eat this one?"

Lin Miaomiao thought about it and realized that this was the only serving she had left. If she ate it now...

There's nothing left to watch when I'm watching a movie.

He nodded in agreement with what Su Chen said.

Midnight.

At this late hour, the screening room was surprisingly packed with people.

It can only be said that people's nightlife is really rich nowadays.

The movie theater lights suddenly went out, and the movie "The Fortress of Shanghai" started playing on the big screen.

Su Chen had seen this movie in the吐槽 section of his previous life, but this was the first time he had actually seen it in a movie theater.

It feels quite novel.

At first, it's about accepting the background, then it's about the male protagonist's training.

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Simulated drone combat.

It was actually quite decent here, but the plot became more and more absurd as it went on.

For example, aliens always seem to attack Earth for no apparent reason, win, and then inexplicably leave.

These Earth defense forces don't think about how to defend against the next one after winning a battle.

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Instead, they went to bars to celebrate their victory. Others were even more amazing. Despite the supposed apocalypse, ordinary people were walking their dogs or going clubbing.

There was absolutely no atmosphere.

It doesn't look like the end of the world at all; it looks more like ordinary Shanghai nightlife.

Some people had already started to frown when they saw this.

A subsequent battle made passersby laugh.

In a previous battle, an alien got separated from his group and single-handedly stormed into the Earth Defense Force headquarters, nearly wiping out the entire team.

The people inside headquarters fought in a very primitive way, smashing whatever they could find, even using fire extinguishers.

This thing, which's only good for street fighting, is actually used to fight aliens? It's like a joke.

1232: A True Fan-Oriented Film

At this point, Su Chen could clearly hear people in the movie theater starting to talk.

To be honest, if you can hear people talking in such a large theater, you can imagine how many people are talking.

At this moment, the fan group in the front row stood up to maintain order.

"Please welcome the audience politely and do not disturb others' movie viewing or cause unnecessary trouble."

The fans were still quite polite at this point, and those who had spoken up knew they were in the wrong and shut up.

But his expression while watching the movie became increasingly strange.

Especially when the male lead kept sending text messages to the female lead, only to receive a "goodnight" in return.

Someone in the movie theater couldn't help but burst out laughing, and one person's laughter would lead others to laugh as well.

The movie theater erupted in cheers.

"Wow, Su Chen, did you see that? This male lead is such a simp! What era are we living in? There are still people writing scripts like this." Qiao Yingzi was stunned. He loved watching movies and knew that movies often added a lot of things to advance the plot.

But I never expected that at this age, there would still be people writing about the "simp" persona. Does anyone really think that simps are likable?

It just seems really silly, okay?

Lin Miaomiao also raised her question: "That alien was clearly dead, so why did the Earth Defense Force still blow up the base?"

The movie happened to be showing the base exposing itself, and if the film hadn't explained it, no one would have understood the logic.

At that moment, the movie was showing an explanation: if the power source wasn't destroyed, the shield wouldn't be able to activate its backup power.

This means that the hole cannot be repaired.

This reason is so frustrating that it's like there's no explanation at all, and it's enough to give you a headache.

Even Lin Miaomiao, a person who doesn't like to think, couldn't help but ponder the logic behind this sentence after the movie's explanation.

Even after the CPU burned out, I still couldn't understand what kind of brain the original designer had to create such a base.

Didn't you ever think about the consequences of the base not wanting to explode even after the protective shield was breached?

Oh dear, I need to start using my brain.

Song Qian was so tormented by this movie that her facial features were contorted the entire time.

If we're talking about Butterfly within Butterfly 5, it's just that he felt some of the physical rules were a bit abnormal.

That movie challenges the rules of physics and the logic of its characters.

My head is buzzing.

"Yingzi, do you usually like watching movies like this?"

Qiao Yingzi quickly shook her head: "Mom, I didn't know this movie was so bad. I saw that it was promoted very well online before, saying it was the first science fiction movie in the country. I was fooled by the movie's promotion."

Song Qian sighed. If this was the kind of movie his daughter liked to watch every day, he felt he needed to help her restore her aesthetic sense.

This is clearly a movie made specifically for fans; it's absolutely rubbish.

At least the fans in front couldn't help but cheer every time they saw their brother appear.

They might have restrained themselves at first, but later they stopped restraining themselves altogether.

4.0 She just waited for her older brother to appear.

"Why don't we leave first? This movie is giving me a headache." Song Qian wanted to leave.

Su Chen said, "You're already here, and this movie has been playing for over an hour, almost to the end. Don't you want to know how bad this movie will turn out in the end?"

"We've endured this long enough, what's a little more patience?"

1233: Fire at me!

Su Chen used one of the four famous sayings: "Since we're here, we've already come."

And I watched it all the way to the end.

They were indeed holding back, eager to see just how bad this movie would turn out.

The other passersby who didn't leave probably shared the same thoughts.

From the characters' logic to the world setting, this movie doesn't look like a science fiction film at all.

Moreover, the fight scenes were terrible, which aroused their curiosity about how chaotic the movie would ultimately become.

They've all forgotten the promotional tagline that this film is China's first science fiction film.

Calling this film, broadly speaking, the first science fiction film is almost an insult to the genre.

It's just an idol drama disguised as science fiction.

The movie continues, and the next scene is a love story between the male and female leads.

It's utterly baffling.

It's just the self-cultivation of a sycophant.

In the latter half of the movie, the biggest weapon in the film was finally revealed: a cannon.

That's when I realized why the movie is called "The Fortress of Shanghai"—it's all because of this cannon.

However, it requires a lot of energy and takes a long time to build up power.

They could easily become targets for aliens, so it's necessary to stop them and protect them.

During the final battle, the captain of the defense team gave each of them a box, instructing them to put their most precious possessions inside so that they could be given to their families as keepsakes if they died.

This is a good idea.

However, this flaw was exploited by the person's fingerprints.

Song Qian simply lay down on the chair and covered her eyes.

I have absolutely no desire to watch it.

Lin Miaomiao: "Su Chen, why did they need to use their fingerprints to unlock their belongings when they were handing over their last items? Did they think they would definitely have their bodies preserved intact after they died?"