A Joyful Boy: From Meeting the Drunk Song Qian

Su Chen was so shocked by the plot that he was speechless.

How does he know the screenwriter's thought process?

It's a terrible movie. Luckily, he didn't even watch it back then, or he would have definitely vomited blood.

This is a science fiction... no, it's more like an idol drama, and this idol drama dares to try and piggyback on The Wandering Earth. That's really something.

Qiao Yingzi couldn't stand him anymore after seeing this, and she didn't know how this movie dared to promote itself.

Almost all the special effects scenes appeared in the trailer, and they really spent all the other time talking about romance.

My head hurts.

The movie continues.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, the cannon finally fired its first shot, but it did not cause any actual damage to the aliens.

Furthermore, the aiming system was interrupted by aliens, but only the automatic aiming system with manual assistance was not damaged. It can still aim at the opponent through thermal sensing.

At 5:23, the male protagonist, piloting the plane, upon hearing the news, resolutely rushed towards the alien spaceship.

He removed his oxygen mask from under the alien spaceship and shouted, "Fire at me!!!"

next second.

The Shanghai cannon aimed at the male protagonist's plane, gathering its energy for a single, fatal shot.

This is clearly a scene that should bring tears to your eyes.

But watching it always makes people feel a little physically uncomfortable.

There are too many illogical points here, making it impossible for anyone to empathize with the story.

The most absurd thing is that the alien spaceship is so big that even without an auxiliary targeting system, the protagonist shouldn't have to sacrifice himself to be able to attack it.

This is clearly a forced disconnection.

1234: Taking leave for a movie, a pile of dissertation defense

That's not the scariest part. The scariest part is that at the end of the movie, the protagonist only has an injured arm and is sweeping the graves of his fallen comrades.

Ah!

He's lost his mind.

Some movies are mindless and entertaining, but others are so bad that even if you want to throw your brain away, they'll find a way to bring it back.

Some movies, after you've watched them, just make you want to throw your brain away.

This falls into the latter category.

There are far too many logical bugs.

There's so much to complain about, like the male lead's permanent bangs.

From start to finish.

From combat to daily life, even after boarding a fighter jet, he was fired at by a cannon.

The hairstyle hasn't changed.

Finally, the male protagonist took out his cell phone, which he had stored in the box.

The above is the female lead's reply.

Everyone was stunned. They felt they shouldn't have been there. Why did they have to come here to watch a movie instead of doing something else between midnight and 1 a.m.?

Isn't that just asking for trouble?

They finally understood just how difficult it could be to make a film.

If the previous pursuit of dreams in the entertainment industry was just a way to fool people's time online...

This movie is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of their money.

Finally, the movie ended.

Qiao Yingzi and Song Qian didn't want to stay in the movie theater for even a second longer, afraid they wouldn't be able to hold back their vomiting.

Lin Miaomiao was also completely bewildered; from the beginning to the end of the movie, he even forgot to eat popcorn.

He had too many questions on his mind, making it difficult for him to process them.

Finally, he blankly grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth.

"What was the purpose of that cannon? Why didn't the first shot destroy it, but the second shot did?"

"Why would aliens come to Earth to steal some mysterious energy source? It's something that Earthlings can find, but a race that can travel through space can't?"

"Besides, this thing can regenerate humans indefinitely. Why not give them some? Wouldn't that be a win-win situation for everyone?"

Lin Miaomiao had so many complaints that the people around her nodded in agreement.

This is just one part of the complaints. If all the complaints were brought out, it would be enough to give video content creators a frenzy.

Following along with the吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) videos for two or three episodes is no problem.

As the movie theater lights came on, the fans sitting in the first two rows suddenly stood up, each holding a microphone.

You can clearly see a little bee on his waist, and he talks like an elementary school teacher giving a lecture.

"Please wait a moment, everyone. We are Lu Han's fan club. This is his first movie, and we hope it will receive good reviews from everyone. We have prepared gifts for you at the entrance. We hope you will give it a good review when the movie is released. Thank you."

Everyone looked extremely embarrassed upon hearing this. Even if you give us something, it can't mask how bad this movie is.

But you shouldn't refuse a free gift.

When Su Chen and Lin Miaomiao arrived at the door, they found it was a Lu Ge doll.

hiss~

Does anyone actually like this kind of thing?

Su Chen originally wanted to take a gift back, but when he saw what it was, he instantly lost interest.

Lin Miaomiao and the others didn't want it either.

Moreover, they noticed that many passersby saw the item and turned away without taking it.

Having already tasted the essence of the thesis defense in the movie theater, who would want to take the most crucial supporting material from that defense home to continue enjoying it?

Isn't that pure insanity?

After the movie ended.

Not many of the plush toys at the entrance were taken.

1235: Yours won't be like this too, will it?

Su Chen and the others felt a great sense of relief after leaving the movie theater.

It felt like we had completed the Long March.

The people around them watching the movie were in a similar situation to the passersby at the factory.

They all breathed a sigh of relief, still shaken.

It's finally out.

"I finally made it through the more than one-hour movie. I was afraid I would throw up in there if I didn't come out soon." Qiao Yingzi straightened her hair and looked back with lingering fear.

"This movie is the worst sci-fi movie I've ever seen. I don't even want to call it a sci-fi movie; it feels like an insult to the genre."

"Su Chen, the movie you starred in on May 523rd isn't going to be like this, is it? If so, you'd better let me know so I can avoid it in advance."

Qiao Yingzi looked at Su Chen with exaggerated expressions.

Su Chen quickly shook his head: "Of course it's not the one I filmed, it's a pure science fiction movie, there's no such strange love story between the male and female leads."

"There are no such 'simp' plots, and most importantly, none of the movies I make feature young, handsome actors."

Hearing this, Qiao Yingzi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He actually knew it too.

Fang Yifan had told her before when they were filming how serious the director was when they were making the movie.

Furthermore, Su Chen's acting skills were praised by Uncle Da, all of which shows that the sci-fi movie Su Chen starred in was very good.

It's much better than this Shanghai Fortress.

However, this film has a promotional advantage and was released earlier. If it really tries to steal the title, it won't be able to compete for the title of China's first science fiction film.

"Su Chen, if the title of China's first science fiction film is taken away by a movie like this, then I can't accept it."

Qiao Yingzi is still worried about Su Chen.

Su Chen said, "I doubt anyone would actually consider this a science fiction movie after watching it."

Qiao Yingzi and Lin Miaomiao shook their heads.

Song Qian covered her head, not wanting to answer at all. He didn't even want to admit that this was a movie, let alone a science fiction film.

"Right? If none of you acknowledge it as a science fiction film, then it won't be a science fiction film, much less the first science fiction film in China. Trust me, let the bullets fly a little longer."