A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

The Spider-Man Noir, dressed in a black trench coat, introduced himself: "I am Peter Parker, a detective who loves fighting the Nazis. My universe is set in 1933."

A girl radiating youthful energy patted the round, red mech next to her, whose display screen turned into a heart: "I am Penny Parker, from New York in 3145. This is my partner, and we are the best partners."

Finally, a pig wearing a spider suit and walking upright reached out to the three of them: "I am Peter Burke, from a universe full of animals. You can call me Spider-Ham."

"Hey everyone, to be honest, I'm a little confused right now... Wow!" Peter Parker from the MCU shook hands with Spider-Ham. "Why are your hands all wet?!"

“Because I just washed my hands,” Peter Burke, Spider-Ham, said sincerely. “Believe me, there’s no other reason.”

Peter: "..."

Due to the commonalities among the Spider Heroes, they quickly became acquainted.

“Guys,” Spider-Man Noir said, striking a boxing stance and launching a fierce attack on the punching bag in the training area, “we have six of us now, shouldn’t we do something about it?”

Wiping his hands dry, Spider-Ham, the enthusiastic member, immediately raised his fist in response: "Yes, it's time to launch the all-out attack!"

“Penny wants to go home,” Penny whispered, and the mech controlled by her telepathic spider also showed an EMO expression in sync.

(⊙﹏⊙)

Of the new trio, Gwen and Peter both had their eyes on Johnson.

"Let's wait a little longer, our key person is on his way."

Gwen frowned: "Key figure? Who else is there besides us... You mean Miles?"

"According to your description, isn't he the rightful successor to Spider-Man in this world?"

"That's right, but he's still a newbie..."

"Everyone goes through that phase; you have to give them some time to prepare."

"I agree."

It was Peter from the MCU who spoke. Johnson's words undoubtedly touched him, reminding him of himself not long ago.

“Okay, we can’t exactly attack Fisk Tower in broad daylight anyway,” Gwen shrugged, indicating she was convinced. “Then let’s wait until nightfall, regardless of whether anyone else comes. What do you guys think?”

"agree!"

"I agree."

"So are we!"

(?o?o)??

……

The afternoon passed quickly, and Johnson mingled with the group of spider heroes, reaping a bountiful harvest.

[Fantasy Card: Spider Endurance]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: SR

[Introduction: Spider-Man's superpowers. Never test Spider-Man's stamina; he could go on a whirlwind of activity with you all day.]

【Effect 1: Super Endurance】

[Superhuman-level physical strength, endurance, and resilience.]

[Effect 2: Peak Performance]

[Even under extremely demanding conditions, his physical abilities remained at their peak.]

……

[Fantasy Card: Spider's Self-Healing]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: SR

[Description: Spider superpowers; the most dangerous beasts are those that lick their wounds after being injured.]

【Effect 1: Self-healing factor】

[With a superhuman physique, severe injuries that are incurable by ordinary people can be completely healed in just a few hours to a few days.]

【Effect 2: Toxin Immunity】

Spider-Man's accelerated metabolism makes him immune to most drugs and toxins, and even immune to vampire transformation.

……

[Fantasy Card Game: Battle Expert]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: SR

[Introduction: Spider-Man Noir's "superpowers" include being a fighter who has fought against the Nazis for many years and is proficient in various combat techniques.]

【Effect 1: Fighting Master】

A battlefield phantom with maxed-out evasion skills, proficient in various practical combat techniques.

[Effect 2: Gun Mastery]

[By mastering the structure and usage of most modern firearms, you can quickly learn to use even unfamiliar firearms.]

There were too many Spider-Men present. Apart from "Combat Expert," which was confirmed to be the Shadow Spider-Man from the war era, the other two fantasy cards were unknown to Johnson, who also didn't know who dropped them.

Anyway, the card collecting process went very smoothly.

into the night.

The Spider-Men were ready to strike, and the elevator above them finally started moving again.

This time, Aunt Mei brought down two figures who were supporting each other.

The two men were of different heights; the shorter one was a young Black man, while the taller one was Peter, a middle-aged man with a beer belly.

Both of them looked exhausted, and their battle suits were stained with blood.

Upon seeing this, Gwen couldn't help but cover her mouth and exclaim, "Miles! How could you..."

“Gwen? So you are one of them too…” Miles helped the seriously injured middle-aged Peter, his eyes revealing a composure and determination beyond his years. “Sorry, there’s no time for catching up, everyone. I think we need some help.”

Gwen and Johnson exchanged a glance, the latter shrugging: "You see, he's ready."

“Okay, you’re right,” Gwen said, hands on her hips, then realized what she meant. “Let’s go help!”

"no problem."

Johnson stopped Gwen from jumping into the elevator. With a snap of his fingers, Miles felt Peter's heavy body suddenly become lighter. When he turned around, he found that Peter had been lifted up by an invisible force and landed steadily on the red and blue sofa.

Miles exclaimed in shock: "Wow, this is also a spider superpower?"

Johnson laughed and said, "No, it's unique to me."

Miles raised his hand, and a bolt of lightning danced and coalesced between his fingers: "Well, it seems I have my own unique ability too... Hey, why can you do that too?!"

"Ha, I'll tell you when I have the chance."

Chapter 30 Card Collection Successful

Johnson dispelled the lightning that was wrapped around his arm and helped Peter 616, who was lying on the sofa, to change to a more comfortable position.

"Thanks, buddy, thank you for not giving me another electrotherapy treatment," Peter, the middle-aged man from Universe 616, breathed a sigh of relief and joked while enduring the pain all over his body. "Of course, I would be extremely grateful if you could give me some healing medicine."

Beneath the tattered suit lay a bloody mess of wounds, some from high-energy weapons, others from sharp objects that had cut or pierced through them—a truly horrific sight.

"Spider-Man's base would be complete without these."

Upon seeing this, Aunt Mei immediately brought over a first-aid kit.

"Let me help."

Johnson took the spider-themed medical kit from Aunt May and rummaged through it for medicine, alcohol, and bandages to help Peter treat his wounds.

"Bear with the pain, you're badly injured."

"It's alright, these are just minor injuries. Back in the day... Ouch! I mean, buddy, your bandaging skills might need some improvement?"

"Of course, I haven't used these things much since my debut."

"...Can I request that the other lady come and help me instead?"

An hour has passed.

Using a damaged USB drive provided by Miles, Penny and her spider partner worked together to replicate a "key" that could control a particle collider, and then happily engraved their own stamp on the back of it.

With Aunt May's permission, Miles chose a suit for himself and Peter 616. Peter simply used the classic red and blue suit, which was made of high-polymer material to ensure that he could wear it even if his body shape changed. His own suit was spray-painted in his own style.

The main color is black, paired with a red spider web pattern.

Spider-Man Noir said it was awesome.

The arrival of the two also brought Johnson the last fantasy card in the Spider Superpower series.

[Fantasy Card: Spider Static Electricity]

[Card Type: Ability Card]