A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

The exceptions are the pet monkey "Black Sperm" and the pet dog "Pochi".

Of course, the feat of "Meow Meow" scratching Saitama's back of the head is similar to Kakuzu throwing a shuriken at Hashirama Senju from 800 meters away. Just laugh it off; it's not something to be taken seriously.

On one hand, Saitama wasn't seriously pursuing him. Even if "Meow Meow" could squeeze through any gap larger than 3 millimeters by secretly learning "Paper Drawing" from next door, it wouldn't matter. After all, if Saitama got serious, he would still injure even a diamond in front of him.

On the other hand, Saitama is quite tolerant of small animals. It's common for cats and dogs to suddenly attack humans sometimes, and it's not a big deal.

"Pochi" & "Meow Meow": ? ? ?

I feel you are insulting me, but I have no proof.

"Earth Dragon": ? ? ?

Is it wrong to blame people for being ugly?

The scene shifts back to the interior of the Monster Association's base.

The two, "Super Alloy Darkshine" and "Meow Meow," were interrupted by "Meow Meow." They exchanged a glance and their expressions turned serious.

In fact, they were keeping an eye on "Meow Meow's" movements while they were chatting.

If the enemy dares to launch a sneak attack as before, the two are determined to show it just how powerful their trained muscles are!

"Let's go, Little Black!" "Sexy Prisoner" crossed his arms and stretched them out behind him, the sound of firecrackers exploding emanating from his thick knuckles. He said, "This guy is slippery; it wouldn't be good if he got away!"

“Alright then,” Super Alloy Darkshine mumbled in agreement, clenching his fists into fists the size of casserole dishes, his eyes fixed on Meow Meow’s every move. “Watch out for its claws. Although they can’t scratch my solid muscles, they’re still quite dangerous for you, prisoner.”

Even as she was about to face an extremely formidable enemy, "Sexy Prisoner"'s eyes lit up, turning into hearts.

Those familiar with the principles of sexual reproduction know that he's in heat... no!

She's getting horny.

As if blessed with a powerful buff, "Sexy Prisoner" exuded a strong aura of hormones, cupping her cheeks and saying shyly, "Ah♂ No problem! Even just to reciprocate your concern, I will take good care of myself!"

"Super Alloy Darkshine": "..."

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"Meow Meow": "..."

Humans... are so disgusting, meow!

"It's about to start!" ×2

As the two S-class muscle giants of the Hero Association roared in perfect unison, the battle in the dark underground ignited once again.

Witnessing the "Super Alloy Blacklight" charging forward like a heavy tank, "Meow Meow" narrowed its eyes slightly.

It appears to be just a cat that can walk upright, seemingly harmless.

In fact, "Meow Meow" has physical abilities and reaction speed far exceeding those of ordinary people, and can move and attack at amazing speeds.

With its superb neural response, it can easily enter a time-deceleration state similar to "Spider Time"!

Even the high-speed sprint of the black light's power bursting forth was still just a relatively smooth slow motion in "Meow Meow's" eyes, the kind that could be dodged even with eyes closed.

"Meow Meow's" vertical pupils narrowed smugly; this was it—

"Cat Time!"

However, its smugness did not last long. Suddenly, a scorching light descended from the sky, startling it so much that it opened its eyes wide.

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"...What kind of cat is that?!"

Suddenly, a burly man in a blue and white prison uniform leaped up and charged out from above "Super Alloy Black Light," the pink heart on his chest, taut with muscle definition, seemingly radiating a dazzling light!

Heavens! Angels! Strikes!

Chapter 487 Killing a Cat in One's Arms

The "sexy prisoner," almost flying through the air, drew a perfect arc, one leg straight and the other bent.

Muscle and elegance intertwine at this moment.

The next moment, his hands, which had been clasped together in front of his chest, suddenly opened to the sides like a bird spreading its wings!

This move is called—

Light! Wings! Spread...

Got it wrong!

Yes……

"Angel Form"!!

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The already tattered prison uniform was completely torn apart by the sudden expansion of muscles, turning into ribbon-like shreds that scattered everywhere!

At this moment, the "sexy prisoner" seemed to be illuminated by a spotlight, radiating an intense, eye-catching light from head to toe. Only his indescribable private parts remained pitch black under the "angel form" pose, which was comparable to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!

While avoiding the devastating impact of censorship, it can still inflict massive mental damage on enemies (or allies)!

—As expected, this guy... is a complete freak!

Below the "Sexy Prisoner" soaring through the sky, the "Super Alloy Darkshine," responsible for feinting and covering the attack, dared not look up at all, and even helplessly covered its eyes during the charge.

There's no way around it, this kind of move is just too much to bear!

Not only did "Super Alloy Darkshine" find it unbearable to watch, but "Nyan Nyan," as an enemy, was also frozen in place by "Sexy Prisoner's" strange moves!

Whether as a weirdo or as a cat, it lacks the human sense of shame.

However, upon suddenly witnessing such an overpowered transformation technique, even with its extensive knowledge, it instinctively froze in shock!

—Although I don't understand why he did that, it still hurts my eyes to watch it!

Meanwhile, the "sexy prisoner" who had achieved extraordinary airtime was rapidly descending due to the effects of gravity!

Those rough, large hands clenched into fists and contracted, then suddenly launched a rapid barrage of blows as the prisoner's sharp gaze locked onto them!

"Come on! Witness just how powerful I am in my 'Angel Form'!!"

"Angel Strike!!"

Boom boom boom boom——

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In an instant!

"Sexy Prisoner's" arms transformed into countless afterimages, with only the ferocious fists of these afterimages visible as they rained down on "Meow Meow" like a storm!

"……Meow?"

A lazy meow came from the midst of the storm. "Meow Meow," completely locked in by the aura of "Sexy Prisoner," even had time to yawn. Then, without any visible movement, its slender body instantly flattened and elongated as if it had no bones, like a seaweed planted in place swaying in the wind!

No matter how swift the "Sexy Prisoner's" attacks were, they couldn't inflict the slightest damage on the feline monster in front of her, who had mastered the "Paper Drawing" technique and maxed out his evasion attribute!

Having dodged countless attacks, "Meow Meow" seemed to finally wake up. During its dodges, its body suddenly twisted and wrapped itself tightly around the naked, strong body of "Sexy Prisoner." Its sharp claws and furious, grimacing face exuded intense killing intent!

"Is this never going to end, human? You think you can hit me with an attack like that... are you kidding meow?!"

"what?!"

"Sexy Prisoner" felt a chill on his body, and the strange man who was just in front of him was now tightly wrapped around him!

At this moment, the charging "Super Alloy Darkshine" was still some distance away, while "Meow Meow" already had a bloodthirsty and cruel laugh on its face!

The Secret of Cats—

"Cat punishment"!!

A terrifying shriek erupted, and countless intersecting claw shadows tore through the air, leaving numerous claw marks that pierced through the rock on the ground and walls behind the "sexy prisoner"!

As a seasoned hunter, "Meow Meow" once again targeted "Sexy Prisoner's" recently injured chest!

Faced with the frenzied claw attacks that made it impossible to open one's eyes, the panic on the "sexy prisoner's" face suddenly subsided. His chin, covered with a bluish stubble, bounced, causing his visually striking, muscular face to reveal a wicked smile that made one's anus tighten!

—What, meow?!

Upon suddenly seeing the "sexy prisoner's" wicked smile, the ferocious grin on "Meow Meow's" face, which was enjoying the thrill of killing, froze instantly!

As we all know, when one person's smile disappears, it usually transfers to another person's face.

Clearly, at this moment, the smile on "Meow Meow's" face has shifted to "Sexy Prisoner's" face!

Clang clang clang clang—

The next moment, a sickening metallic scraping sound came from beneath the claws. "Meow Meow" then noticed that "Sexy Prisoner's" bare chest and waist had somehow grown a large patch of jet-black steel bristles, like a thick layer of armor that firmly blocked its attack!

"How could a passionate body fall repeatedly to the same move!"

"Sexy Prisoner" shouted, as if the body being attacked was not his own!

Sparks flew as the steel bristles on its chest were struck by the sharp claws. Even as they broke off, new steel bristles quickly grew back to fill the gaps, making the defense even stronger!

"This is a superpower that my body evolved after being injured. It can grow and shed on its own, giving me stronger defense and power—strong steel bristles!! I call it—"

"Angel Steel-Fur Armor Mode!!"