A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

A few steps behind, "Super Alloy Darkshine" showed a look of amazement. This guy's moves, whether in terms of appearance or name, were as eye-catching as ever, but the effect was indeed outstanding!

"Damn it, meow?!"

Upon discovering that the enemy's defenses had suddenly increased to a level that it could not break through, a hint of unease flashed in "Meow Meow's" eyes!

Danger!Danger!Danger!

The cat's intuition turned into a warning sign that rang wildly in its mind, and two explosive sounds that tore through the air came whistling in from the left and right!

From a third-person perspective, two steel-haired iron arms came at "Meow Meow" with a bear hug. At the last second, it twisted its neck to an exaggerated arc to barely avoid the attack, but the continuous attack of the claws was inevitably interrupted!

Just as "Meow Meow" sensed "Super Alloy Darkshine" approaching and tried to get off "Sexy Prisoner" to create some distance, its steel-haired muscles suddenly tightened, and immense pressure suddenly arrived!

Steel Hair Angel Series -

"Steel-haired Angel Hug!"

Also known as——

"Holding a cat in my arms" kill!!

"Meow↗↘↗——"

A pitiful meow suddenly rang out from the underground space. It turned out to be the dense steel hairs of the "Sexy Prisoner" intertwined with each other, with the gaps between them compressed to less than 0.1 millimeters!

This prevented "Meow Meow" from using its proud ability to shrink and transform, and it was locked in place by the two muscular arms and had no way to escape!

So, you can see "Meow Meow's" slender body being squeezed in two by "Sexy Prisoner," and it is frantically twisting and scratching, trying to break free from the steel-haired hunk's restraints!

Chapter 488 The Black Sperm Attack

"good chance!!"

Seeing that "Cat Stick" in "Sexy Prisoner's" arms was firmly locked by his hands and steel hair, "Super Alloy Black Light" roared and opened his pitch-black hands like two extra-large iron pincers, grabbing hard at "Meow Meow's" neck!

"Meow!!"

"Meow Meow," who had almost twisted herself into a pretzel, was startled and her body was almost stretched into a noodle before she barely managed to dodge the black light's hand that was locking her throat!

I've already tried it before, and its "Cat Punishment" can't penetrate "Super Alloy Blacklight's" defense at all!

According to the theory of combat relativity, if a creature is gripped by a pair of hands with strength exceeding that of an alloy, no matter how unusual its body structure is, its fragile flesh and bones will be instantly crushed into dust!

"Ah, you dodged it?"

"Super Alloy Blacklight" launched a series of attacks, but "Meow Meow" was as slippery as a cat-shaped eel, dodging them at high speed.

Black Light's eyebrows furrowed, he took a deep breath, and said seriously to "Sexy Prisoner," "Mr. Prisoner, can you still hold on?"

"No problem, Xiao Hei!"

The "sexy prisoner" grinned, revealing two rows of pearly white teeth that gleamed under the oil lamp: "I feel like I have inexhaustible energy right now. I could stay in this position for an hour!!"

"Meow Meow": "..."

"That's good!"

"Super Alloy Blacklight" stretched out its dark muscles, and the bulging muscles made its already exaggerated arms even larger. It slammed down on "Meow Meow's" controlled body!

"Super Alloy Slap!"

The terrifying slap instantly created a vacuum in front of the "sexy prisoner," who felt his breath catch in his throat. Meanwhile, Meow Meow, locked in by the aura of the black light, had his fur stand on end and his eyes shrink into two terrified slits!

"No meowing—"

(^?Д?^) !! !

……

Z City, surface.

"...Huh, what's that?"

Saitama's surprised voice attracted a lot of attention. "Glasses" and many other heroes who were replenishing their energy looked up and followed Saitama's gaze.

At the exit of the strange association, which was hidden by vines and branches, the surrounding green leaves trembled inexplicably, and then a simple-looking black creature jumped out from it!

It stood on a huge plant branch with its hands on its hips, exhaling a breath. The antennae on its head twitched with its movements, making it look somewhat comical.

"Phew—finally out! What the hell was that thing? How did it block the exit?"

"Huh... is that a weirdo?"

The man with glasses next to Saitama adjusted his glasses, took a closer look, and his expression changed drastically. He exclaimed, "Oh no! That should be the Dragon-level monster mentioned in the data, 'Black Sperm'!!"

"But……"

Saitama didn't speak, but the "Food Butler" who was not far away heard "Glasses'" words, took a bite of the pork cutlet burger in his hand, and said to the "Mumen Rider" next to him while chewing: "This guy doesn't seem like the kind of terrifying monster that can destroy a city, does he? He doesn't have any imposing presence at all, in fact... I think he looks a bit ridiculous!"

"..."

Hearing his old friend's complaint, "Mumen Rider" became slightly serious and said, "Monsters aren't species you can judge by their appearance. 'Super Cop' said that this guy has trillions of clones!"

"Uh..." The "Food Butler" subconsciously swallowed the food in his mouth, then quickly ate a lot, mumbling, "Then I'll eat a little more!!"

"Unlicensed Rider": "..."

At this moment, the suddenly appearing "black sperm" was at least a thousand meters away from the human heroes.

But as if it had overheard the heroes' discussion, a mocking smile crept onto its simply drawn, sleazy middle-aged face. Arms crossed, it muttered to itself, "You think I lack the aura of a Dragon-level monster? Oh ho ho ho, that's hilarious! Well then..."

"Then let you ignorant mortals witness the terror of this great one!!"

Rumbling--

A sudden rumbling sound of water echoed from inside the Monster Association's base. This sound spread upwards, as if a torrent was surging along the intricate underground passages, like an oil well with accumulated pressure about to burst!

Standing at the exit, "Black Sperm" trembled, listening to the roar of the giant beast behind him, a wicked and smug smile spreading across his face.

boom! !

With a slightly muffled roar, a huge torrent of black liquid shot out from one of the exits of the Monster Association, carrying the original Black Sperm split up to a height of hundreds of meters!

Composed of countless black essence fragments, the wave, under the influence of gravity, formed a surging, hundred-meter-high giant wave. The wave spread outward at an extremely fast speed, instantly eroding large gaps in the lush green sea of ​​trees!

Judging by this momentum, destroying the entire Z city would only take a moment!

More and more heroes were startled by the sudden surge of dark spirits, and they put down their food and stood up as if facing a formidable enemy.

Saitama, however, grew increasingly puzzled, frowning as he muttered to himself, "Where did all these black-skinned monkeys come from... Are they also monsters?"

Confirmed, the number of S-rank students who doze off in class has increased by 1.

Tornado (snot bubble bursts.GIF): ? ? ?

In the distance, countless "black sperm" burst from the ground, pounced on the boundless sea of ​​trees and began to wreak havoc, while also feasting.

However, to their surprise, this seemingly ordinary forest was exceptionally difficult to gnaw on. The hardness and toughness of the trees far exceeded the skin defense of some dragon-level monsters. The black elves who tried to bite into it were often pricked by sharp branches and ended up with their mouths full of blood!

"Bah bah bah..."

"What the hell is this? It's so hard, it tastes awful!"

"Sigh, we're lucky to even have a bite to eat!"

"Idiot, if you can't chew the branches, can't you eat the leaves?"

"Hey, what's that hanging on the tree? A weirdo?"

"What a weirdo! This is an extra meal!!"

"..."

However, these black sperm fragments soon discovered the real feast: the emaciated, strange figures hanging throughout the forest.

Suck...

Previously, while working together in the Monster Association, out of respect for Monster King "Orochi" and "Gyoro Gyoro," they were hesitant to speak ill of their colleagues or subordinates. But now...

Is it unreasonable to recycle and reuse corpses?

The black sperm clones swarmed in as if they had discovered paradise, and began their blissful self-help mode!

Even after finishing the meal, he didn't forget to smack his lips in evaluation—

Although the texture is a bit dry, all the necessary nutrients are still there!

Its protein content is at least six times that of beef!

This is great!

Chapter 489 100 Billion Cells

As the overwhelming wave of black sperm swept away the monster corpses in the forest like free chicken legs, the human heroes recognized this Dragon-level executive of the Monster Association.

The sheer number of them triggered trypophobia in "Captain Mizuki" and "Nunchuck Lily" on the spot. The only remaining female hero, Fubuki, tried to remain calm, but her face turned pale as she looked at the exaggerated number of Black Sperm Splits, which resembled something out of a horror movie.

—These kinds of weirdos probably need to be dealt with by the older sister to catch them all.

(＞﹏＜)

Not only girls, but even male heroes felt their scalps tingle when they saw such a dense swarm of black sperm!

After all, this is a Dragon-level monster that is almost at the top of the list of monsters!