A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Senju Hikaru looked incredulous, while Senju Butsuma, having resolved his worries and gained an important hostage from the Uchiha side, felt refreshed and invigorated.

Senju Hikaru snapped out of his daze and hurriedly asked, "Clan Chief, Elder Zhen mentioned in his letter that this person took away the information on the Tailed Beasts that the clan had collected before leaving. Isn't there something wrong with that?"

"Elder Hui, Elder Zhen must have had his reasons for making this decision. Tailed beasts are hard to kill, and they're a problem for ordinary clansmen too," Senju Butsuma waved his hand dismissively. "Let Johnson do whatever he wants. Strong people always have their own quirks."

In this era, the use of Jinchūriki had not yet become popular, and Tailed Beasts were still seen as symbols of disaster rather than strategic weapons. It is normal for Senju Butsuma to have such thoughts.

"I see."

Senju Teru had some concerns, but he was persuaded by his clan leader.

Senju Butsuma cracked his knuckles, his eyes gleaming with the fury of a bandit: "Next, let's see what price Uchiha Tajima will pay."

Hehehe. ×2

……

At the same time, in the territory of the Thousand Hands Clan.

At Senju Shin's residence, Senju Yura, still with her head bandaged, sat at the head of the table below Senju Shin, reporting on the details of the battle with the Uchiha.

A ninja pigeon flew in from the window, landed on Senju Makoto's shoulder, and gently pecked at his hair.

Senju Shin removed the intelligence information tied to the ninja pigeon's leg, fed it some millet, and then released it into the air.

"Elder Zhen, what happened?"

Seeing that Senju Shin had read the information and a smile appeared on his face, Senju Yura asked curiously, "What happened, Elder Shin?"

Chapter 71 An Encounter in the Woods

"Yes, it's good news!" Senju Shin chuckled. "I'll be calling on the Jonin team to announce it later, so it's fine to tell you in advance, kid."

"News has just come in: the lady has given birth smoothly to a son for the clan chief, and both mother and child are safe!"

"Really?"

Yura Senju exclaimed with equal delight, "Then I'm an uncle again!?"

Senju Shin chuckled, then suddenly straightened his face: "Heh, you call yourself an uncle? Why don't you ever think about taking responsibility and being a father?"

Yura Senju instinctively scratched her head, accidentally touching her wound and wincing in pain. "Ah, well, isn't the fighting at the front lines intense? I don't have the mind for that right now..."

"Look at you! You're almost twenty and still not married? How can you sleep at your age?!"

He was filled with a thousand-handed inner energy and slammed his fist on the table in frustration.

Senju Yura was scolded so badly that she shrunk into an ostrich. She was not very happy about being scolded so harshly for the birth of her nephew.

White Rock Forest.

A forest near the Senju clan's territory is named for its abundance of white rocks.

Last night, using "Mind Network," he uncovered the Uchiha mole within the Senju clan. After a night's rest, he went to see Senju Shin the next morning to say goodbye.

This era was far less exciting than later ones, and he didn't want to get too involved in the battle between the two great ninja clans. Having achieved his goal, there was naturally no need for him to stay any longer.

The Senju clan has a history of expelling the Nine-Tails, which occurred at the end of the White Rock Forest.

Johnson flew all the way there, trying his luck to see if he could find the grumpy fox.

As a result, after flying slowly for fifty or sixty kilometers, several familiar chakra reactions suddenly appeared under my feet.

"what?"

……

The Thousand Hands Mansion.

Senju Makoto scolded Senju Yura through her ear, then let out a long breath, feeling much better: "Alright, I'll let you off the hook for today! Where were you?"

"Speaking of..." Senju Yura, who was completely bewildered by the scolding, paused for a second before recalling, "Oh, speaking of Johnson's sensory abilities! He can not only read other people's thoughts at close range, but also sense a ninja's chakra reactions remotely!"

“I already mentioned mind reading before. I discussed it with the clan leader. The reason you were so easily seen through is because your training isn’t up to par.” Senju Shin rolled his eyes at Senju Yura, mentally calculating the known information about Josen. “He also has the talent of a sensory ninja? That’s really a headache… Remote sensing, just how far?”

"He detected the Uchiha's chakra from five kilometers away and was able to accurately determine the number of enemies and the intensity of their chakra!"

"What! Such a wide sensing range?" Senju Shin was shocked, then asked urgently with a serious expression, "Is this his limit?"

Senju Yura was taken aback. He was about to report that Qiao Sen could transmit map information remotely, but seeing Senju Zhen's expression, he dared not be negligent and quickly said, "I don't know about that, but isn't it too exaggerated to exceed this distance?"

“Don’t let common sense limit your judgment, Yura,” Senju Makoto frowned and shook his head, then stood up abruptly, unable to sit still. “No, I have to go.”

Senju Yura looked bewildered: "What happened, Elder Zhen?"

Senju Shin hesitated for a moment, then said to Senju Yura, "I have secretly placed Madam and Young Master in the White Rock Forest. I originally planned to bring them back to the clan after Madam has recovered, but I am not at ease if Josen has that level of perception ability!"

Previously, the two sides cooperated to deal with the Uchiha, so naturally everyone was happy.

Now that the cooperation has ended, even if it is temporarily confirmed that the other party has no malicious intent, Senju Shin cannot allow the clan leader's greatest weakness to be easily exposed to the outside world.

Before Senju Yura could react, he unleashed his chakra and vanished in an instant.

……

Dozens of kilometers away from the Thousand Hands Clan's territory, in a courtyard nestled deep in the forest.

Hashirama Senju, who is almost three years old, is playing by the pond in the yard.

A newborn's strong cries came from inside the room. Soon, it seemed as if something soft and sweet was stuffed into its mouth, and the crying gradually subsided. It had clearly entered the dream state of an adult who had eaten and slept his fill.

The camera returns to the courtyard.

Young Hashirama Senju was seen squatting by the pond, groping around on the pebble-paved ground, searching for small stones, and then throwing them into the pond with his chubby little hands.

Gudong!

One stone after another rushed into the pond without hesitation, splashing up a tiny amount of water before disappearing into the bottom.

The only one that got lucky bounced twice on the water's surface, and Hashirama Senju's face had just lit up with joy when—

Gudong!

The stone sank again.

Hashirama Senju pouted, his high spirits deflated.

Ping Pong Pong...

Euler—

A dull thud came from outside the courtyard wall, interspersed with strange, low shouts of war.

Hashirama Senju turned his head in confusion, wanting to find out what was going on, but a large hand pressed down on his watermelon head from above and gently turned him back.

"Skipping stones like that won't make them float!"

A gentle voice sounded in his ear, and Hashirama Senju raised his head, immediately seeing a figure he would never forget.

Even when the handsome man was kneeling on one knee in front of him, he still had to look up to see him. He was taller than his father, whom he could only see occasionally. The sunlight cast a golden outline around him, making his already strong figure appear even more imposing.

"Uncle, who are you... Ouch!"

Before Hashirama could finish speaking, he received a loving punch to the head, causing him to clutch his head and his nose to twitch, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Call me brother, remember?"

"Ok!"

Hashirama Senju nodded subconsciously. Before he could even cry out, he felt his altitude rising again and again. He could see all the way from the ground to the eaves. For a moment, he even forgot to cry.

"Come on, this place isn't suitable for skipping stones. I'll take you to a better place."

Hashirama Senju then realized that he was being held by the man and sitting on his shoulders.

So high!

Looking at the world he had never seen before, Hashirama's tears welled up instantly, and his headache vanished with excitement: "Yay!"

"But Uncle... no, but Big Brother, what does skipping stones mean?"

"What you just did, the way you try to make a stone float on water, is called skipping stones."

"So that's it."

By chance, Johnson discovered the chakra of the Senju ninja. Focusing his attention, he found that in the small courtyard in the forest, besides the maids, midwives, and Senju clan guards, there was also a lady who had just given birth and her newborn child.

Add to that the watermelon-headed guy squatting in the yard playing with stones, and it would be hard for Qiao Sen not to guess their identities.

Chapter 72 The Beginning of the God of Water Skimming

A quick glance at the courtyard revealed eight elite Jonin guarding the perimeter, with four equally skilled sentries hidden inside the house and in the courtyard.

Goodness, twelve Senju ninjas crammed into one courtyard. This lineup could form a group and raid a few small countries on the border of the Land of Fire.

Considering that the clan chief's wife was in a weak period after childbirth, and that there was not much to exploit in the newborn Tobirama.

Qiao Sen made a decision on the spot. A clanging sound seemed to pass through the air, and his sky-blue pupils turned crimson. Three jet-black tomoe appeared in his eyes, which were the Sharingan that had just been installed.

Snapped!

With a clap of his hands, a large amount of chakra was mobilized and gathered in his eyes, amplifying the Sharingan's power to its maximum under normal conditions. Genjutsu was activated in conjunction with the AT field!

"Ninja Art: Illusion Technique: Zawarudo!"