A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

The brand-new illusion technique developed by Johnson Road fell silently, and an invisible force field enveloped the entire courtyard like a cage. At first glance, the courtyard below did not appear to have changed at all, but in fact, the inside of the force field had changed into the shape of Johnson.

The Sharingan's greatest strength in genjutsu lies in shaping the mental world; everything within the genjutsu, including the rules of space and time, can be rewritten at the user's will.

Johnson's "three-tomoe Sharingan" is a manifestation of his Stand ability, not an original part taken from Uchiha Takuya.

This eliminates the issue of transplantation, as the Sharingan's compatibility with it is naturally 100%.

Because of the absence of another key element, "Indra's bloodline," the debuff that doubles mana consumption still exists.

However, Qiao Sen was not some weakling without any strength. The consumption of constantly using his Sharingan was not even as fast as the natural growth and recovery speed of his mental strength.

A white-haired ninja: I mean, I feel offended!

At this moment, the Sharingan genjutsu invaded reality with the help of the AT field, and the small courtyard fell into complete stillness, while the world outside the courtyard wall remained calm and peaceful.

Apart from Hashirama Senju, who was given the ability to move by Johnson, everyone else in the courtyard was affected by Zawarudo's illusion at the moment it was cast.

However, considering that this technique was still in its infancy, just to be on the safe side, Johnson personally hypnotized each of the Senju ninja members to ensure that it would not backfire.

Of course, the one who made the move was a violent avatar who seemed to have awakened some strange fetishes.

F崽: Purple middle finger.

Wow…

Beside a clear stream, Johnson put down Hashirama, who was excitedly shouting after his first flight, and said with high spirits, "See? This is the stage that truly suits you!"

"Oh—↘↗"

Hashirama let out an ambiguous exclamation. At this moment, the river, which he had seen before and found unremarkable, took on a special meaning in his eyes, just as Van Gogh picked up his paintbrush, Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan, and Cao Cao stumbled upon a married woman.

"When skipping stones, you must find stones like these," Johnson said, as countless flat pebbles of all sizes floated up, emitting a blue light, driven by his telekinesis. He then began to explain to the watermelon-headed child before him, "Secondly, you must throw the stone at a slight angle so that it forms a slope in the water before bouncing out. Finally, and most importantly, you must use your wrist to give the stone a perfect golden spin when you throw it. The stronger the spin, the more times the stone will bounce, and the faster it will go."

Hashirama Senju was completely confused and immediately asked, "Big brother, what is 'Golden Spin'? Ouch... why did it hit my head again?"

"Because you have to call him master now!"

Unable to resist, Hashirama Senju suddenly remembered the "way of the ninja" that his father had mentioned during a chance encounter.

How do you write the character "忍" (ren, meaning to endure/patience)?

Follow your heart!

"Oh! Master!"

"As for what the Golden Spin is... how would I know? I haven't even developed the Rasengan yet!"

Hashirama Senju: ?

Johnson withdrew his smoking iron fist, outwardly remaining calm, but inwardly he was overjoyed.

Shocking! A man in the Warring States period twice made the God of Ninjas cry!

This is a historically verifiable record!

What kind of skill is it to throw a shuriken from 800 miles away? You dare to come up here and try to scam me!

cough cough.

After clearing his throat twice to regain his teacherly demeanor, he explained, "You just need to remember to use the strength of your fingers and wrists to make the stone spin. As for how to do it, I'll demonstrate it for you now."

"Ok!"

Although he didn't understand a single word, it didn't dampen Hashirama Senju's enthusiasm at all.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

Seeing that the stone thrown by Johnson had actually jumped all the way to the other side, Hashirama Senju's eyes lit up, as if he had found the faith he had been pursuing all his life.

"So, so strong!"

"Hey, you try it now." Johnson controlled the stone to float and slowly rotate around Hashirama Senju, looking like a dazzling star ring from afar. "Don't worry, we have plenty of bullets!"

Hashirama didn't know what bullets were, but for him at that age, these flat pebbles floating in the air were undoubtedly a treasure trove.

His eyes were full of glittering gold.

After one hour.

"That's about enough, we should head back."

Qiao Sen glanced at the sky and whispered a reminder.

"understood!"

Hashirama nodded obediently, but his posture was somewhat arrogant—

He stood with his feet in a slightly awkward position to generate power, but his upper body was twisted and tilted. With his hands raised high, he swept his right hand downwards, and the pebble flew out of his grasp.

"This is my last Golden Spin, Master!"

clap clap clap-

The JOJO-style boost that he mastered without a teacher was truly powerful; the stone splashed all the way to the middle of the river before his power began to wane and he sank to the bottom.

Snapped!

Johnson covered his face.

The teacher was overly forceful at once, and it seems that Zhu Ge, who already had the characteristics of being a big idiot, has gone even further astray!

Tobirama, don't blame me, this is the last time.

Back in the courtyard, Hashirama Senju was still immersed in the joy of mastering his new skill.

At Johnson's instruction, F-zai took turns straightening the Thousand-Handed Ninjas, who were sleeping like babies, and returning them to their original shapes.

Hashirama looked up and suddenly asked, "Master, are you leaving?"

Qiao Sen bent down and ruffled his watermelon-shaped hair: "Ah, Master still has things to do."

A hint of disappointment flashed across Hashirama's eyes as he continued, "Will you come back to see me?"

"Of course, your dad and I are good friends."

Johnson clearly remembered that in a note in one of Senju Butsuma's books, it was written: Whoever is an enemy of the Uchiha is a friend of the Senju clan.

So what he said is true.

"Really!"

Finally, after ruffling Hashirama Senju's head, Johnson stood up and said, "Of course it's true. Grow well, Hashirama hot mom, see you in the future!"

"Goodbye, master!"

Snapped.

With a snap of his fingers, Johnson's figure vanished like a bubble, and the Zawalud that had enveloped the courtyard was dispelled.

Chapter 73 Taking off

The Senju Shunin on guard duty did not notice anything unusual. Their memories were rewritten to show that Senju Hashirama had never left, and none of them realized that they had disappeared for an hour without any reason.

"Young Master!"

With a whooshing sound, a middle-aged ninja landed in the courtyard. The guarding Jonin instinctively rushed into the courtyard and bowed upon seeing the newcomer: "Elder Zhen!"

"Real Grandpa!"

"It was Hashirama Senju who called out in a childish voice."

Seeing that Hashirama Senju was unharmed, Senju Zhen's expression calmed down. After carefully confirming that Hashirama Senju was completely unharmed, he waved his hand to dismiss the Jonin around him.

"Young Master, Grandpa Zhen has come to take you back. Please play in the courtyard for a while, and I will inform Madam first."

"Okay, Grandpa."

Senju Shin knocked on the door and went inside. He bent down between the small pillars in the courtyard and found a suitable pebble. With a flick of his wrist, the pebble bounced repeatedly on the pond until it hit the wall and bounced back into the water.

The Senju ninjas who had been keeping a close eye on the courtyard were completely bewildered. Wasn't the young master clumsy before? How did he suddenly become so quick to understand?

I get it, this is the awakening of his talent for shuriken throwing!

He truly is a genius ninja who inherited the clan leader's bloodline!

……

"You can't go forward on timelines you've already reached, but you can jump backward, right?"

[Record the landmarks you've visited; you can select nodes on the subsequent timeline upon re-entry, but repeatedly jumping back and forth is not allowed.]

"understood."

As the sun sets, on a deserted hillside, Qiao Sen enjoys freshly grilled wild game while discussing the correct use of "dimensional travel" with F-zai.

He looks a little different from before.

After being passively strengthened by the "steel and iron bones" technique, the skin, which had a metallic sheen, returned to normal, and the person's overall demeanor became more natural, radiating a strong and rich life energy.

Yes, after an hour of water-skimming diplomacy, F-zai successfully activated his ability and completed the most successful card printing of the trip.

[Fantasy Card: Sage Body - Hashirama Senju]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: SSR