Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"I'm a beauty streamer, I need 200 million subscribers to show my face."

Lin Xuan opened the game page very skillfully. There hadn't been any good matches to commentate on recently, so Lin Xuan was basically immersed in the game.

This game is quite interesting. After all, for Pokémon players, especially competitive players, a good battle environment is very important.

Just like Lin Xuan's favorite thing was the Sword and Shield ranked environment back then, and as for what he disliked the most... need I say more? Mega Evolution is still dominating the environment even now, and there's that trash Wings.

If it weren't for the fact that Pokémon's abilities are fixed, the League would probably have nerfed them long ago. The League even has ideas to limit the appearance rate of these Pokémon, such as banning them outright. Lin Xuan is quite supportive of this.

However, putting all that aside, the viewers in the live stream all started spamming question marks after hearing what Lin Xuan had just said.

Two hundred million? It sounds like a lot, but considering Mimikyu-sensei's world championship... why does it somehow seem reasonable?

[Teacher Mimi Qiu has finally gotten a little too cocky.]

"Actually, the camera is broken. I haven't had time to replace it recently, but I will next time."

Lin Xuan made up a random excuse to brush it off; she couldn't very well say that she had turned into Conan and her body had shrunk, could she?

Now he even has to use a voice changer to speak, otherwise he's worried about being recognized.

Some people did notice a change in Lin Xuan's voice, but Lin Xuan simply explained that the microphone had malfunctioned because it hadn't been used for a long time, which was a reasonable explanation.

After all, Lin Xuan's usual live streaming style is quite distinctive, and it's hard for anyone to imitate it.

"As Pokémon trainers, our job is to train all Pokémon to their strongest state, even in the games. So today, let's challenge the limits."

Lin Xuan directly selected the team he would use for this ranked match in the game.

Garchomp, Gardevoir, Gyarados, Lady Gothic, Talonflame, and Pachirisu

A team that looks strange, yet somehow makes sense.

【? ? ? 】

[Let's start talking about these things today. Remember the days when I climbed the ranks using the Roaring Tiger?]

Those who betray God will not have a good end, Humen!

[So why not use an electric flying mouse? Are you looking down on mice?]

"We already have an electric mouse, so why don't you just treat this as a smaller, more affordable alternative?"

Lin Xuan's lips twitched. Patchwerk was at least somewhat useful in battles, otherwise he wouldn't have the title of "White Devil," but Electabuzz...

Lin Xuan genuinely couldn't figure out what the point would be.

"Get out of here. Protesting won't help. I'm here to make things more difficult for myself, not to be tortured."

Before Xiaodian could even voice her protest, Lin Xuan pushed her away. As for the stats of Mobil, this Pokémon is really useless except for being cute!

The only thing it can do is try to compete with the noble Zapdos in terms of attributes.

"Dandan!"

The little one puffed out its cheeks in annoyance, then raised its paw and patted the Eevee next to it.

"Boy!"

Why did you hit me?!

The two kids started fighting again after a disagreement. If Lin Xuan's camera had been on, it would have captured the scene.

The four-jawed needle dragon, which had originally just been drifting past the door looking for some poisonous mushrooms, saw this scene. Although it seemed somewhat used to it, it still quietly drifted to the living room, picked up its phone, and took a picture of the scene.

Lin Xuan mainly said that this kind of thing could be filmed and used as material for a filler video later.

Lin Xuan doesn't care about their brains; if she tried to manage them every time, she simply couldn't handle it all!

Lin Xuan formed this team mainly to have some fun and reminisce a bit. Although this team was able to win the Pokémon World Championships that year, a big reason for it was the environment at the time, which was like the Paralympics within the Paralympics, and they could only use Pachirisu.

Lin Xuan was quite lucky; he encountered a Salamence in his very first battle, which immediately energized him.

However, to be fair, Salamence, after Mega Evolution, is considered very strong even among the many Mega Evolved Pokémon. The only ones that can compare to it are Optimus Prime and Gengar.

For this reason, Lin Xuan even specially found a Patchlitz doll to place aside, because that's the real original!

Of course, to balance things out between Little Point and Eevee, Lin Xuan also placed two Eevee and Emolga plush toys.

Although the camera was off, Lin Xuan still took a photo and posted it to the live stream.

[I feel like I'm about to lose the first round of the Mysterious Ooze!]

What will you do with a Mega Salamence?

[Maybe they're a true Lucario fan, and that's why they don't Mega Evolve into Salamence?]

[I don't believe it. Isn't that just Chun Chun giving Mini Teacher points?]

Even Lin Xuan thought the opposing team had two Pokémon capable of Mega Evolution: Lucario and Salamence, and it was probably Salamence.

After all, while Lucario's strength after Mega Evolution is also very high, it is still a bit weaker than Salamence, which is a Sky skin after all!

Even without the skin bonus, Salamence's base damage is already quite high.

However, Lin Xuan did not expect that the opponent would directly Mega Evolve Lucario at the beginning and then hit Lin Xuan's Gardevoir with a Bullet Punch.

[No need to look, just type gg]

[Gardedor, a Fairy-type, caught it headfirst... wait, it actually caught it?]

[Is Mimikyu-sensei using cheat codes?]

Why can Gardevoir withstand Lucario's Bullet Punch?!

Mega Lucario boasts a base Attack stat of 145, further boosted by its adaptability, making its Bullet Punch incredibly powerful. However, the problem lies in the fact that Lin Xuan slightly tagged along when he was ahead of the rest of the team.

Sorry, but I can take your Bullet Punch, and then Gardevoir used Dazzling Magic to successfully turn the tables and kill me.

"Ahem, students, pay attention! Sometimes attribute advantages aren't a magic bullet."

Lin Xuan shook his finger. It was just that the people in the live stream couldn't see him at this moment. Otherwise, his current actions would only make people laugh. After all, he's still a child, and he even needs to raise his chair.

But after all that talk, Patchlitz's efforts are probably pointless, aren't they?

Indeed, it seems that Patchlitz is not as effective as smaller dots.

[Hey, aren't you looking down on the little guy a bit?]

[Did you know that Zapdos is also known as the Little Electric Flying Squirrel?]

But Lin Xuan still held onto a sliver of hope, since the opponent's Pokémon seemed to... give Emolga a chance.

As expected, Lin Xuan ended up with two Pokémon on the field: Emolga and Garchomp, while his opponents were Salamence and Tyranitar.

Amidst the skeptical gazes of the crowd, Patchwerk first took a hit from Tyranitar's Rock Slide, then a barrage of meteors from Salamence, and finally enjoyed a berry, restoring his health to a relatively healthy state.

I'm sure of it, Mimikyu-sensei is definitely using cheat codes.

Don't talk nonsense, just because it's not off doesn't mean it's on.

Is Patchlitz really that meaty?

In this situation, Lin Xuan certainly won the battle smoothly, and at the same time, she didn't forget to elevate the game a little in the live broadcast.

"So, there are no useless Pokémon, only useless trainers! I can climb the ranks using Pachirisu!"

Well said, I choose to expose the Mushroom.

[So, can Mimikyu try using Caterpie to climb the ranks?]

[I'm a fan of the Speaker Crab; will I see it dominate the market?]

"Uh... Caterpie and the like, let's evolve them a bit before coming back, and the same goes for Krillin, come find me when you have a Mega Krillin."

Chapter 661 Necrozma

This was actually just something Lin Xuan decided to do on a whim before setting off. The next day, he took the identity given to him by the League and set off for Alola with Bai Yao. However, when they arrived in Alola, it was still noon there.

"You're Bai Yao, right? I'm Zhuang Sizhe. You must be the one my senior, Dr. Sun Siming, was talking about, right? You look even prettier than you did on TV!"

As soon as Lin Xuan and Bai Yao stepped out of the airport, they saw Dr. Zhuang Sizhe, who was waiting there early on. He was Dr. Sun Siming's junior colleague.

The two people don't just look alike, they have completely different styles of appearance!

Perhaps due to years of sun exposure and the differences in their research fields, Dr. Zhuang Sizhe has relatively dark skin, and also... his appearance is somewhat rugged and unkempt, making him seem less like a researcher.

Even when Dr. Sun Siming showed Lin Xuan the photos, he himself complained about it.

"Yes, yes, that's me."

Seeing Bai Yao freeze in place, Lin Xuan pushed her from behind. It was because of this that Zhuang Sizhe noticed Lin Xuan behind Bai Yao.

“Uh, this is…”

Zhuang Sizhe scratched his head. When Sun Siming sent him a message earlier, he initially said that his student, the now famous world champion Lin Xuan, was coming. Later, he said that due to some unforeseen circumstances, Lin Xuan would not be coming, and another girl would come instead.

But even that's one thing, why is there a little child next to this girl? Is it really necessary to bring a child along for something like this?

"Uh, this is... a child from Dr. Sun Siming's relative's family, so they came to broaden their horizons."

Bai Yao's expression stiffened slightly as she produced the excuse she had prepared long ago. However, this excuse was hard for anyone to believe, especially given that she knew Dr. Sun Siming.

He's not the kind of person who would do something like that, so Zhuang Sizhe felt something was off after hearing that, but since Dr. Sun Siming sent him, there shouldn't be any problem, right? He could just call and ask later.

"Come on, Xiaolin, say hello to Grandpa Zhuang Sizhe."