How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

The tall horse couldn't help but let out a mournful cry, "Brother, brother, take it easy, don't get agitated, it can't hold on much longer!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

Seeing that his horse brother had started foaming at the mouth, Hei Yang quickly dismounted and gently comforted him: "Well, I just had a momentary lapse of consciousness, so I got a little excited. Don't mind it, Brother Ma. Please understand the tiny brain of a lovestruck kid like me!"

Actually, I'm not usually like this, but... but right now my brain has completely melted! You know what I mean by "lust makes you lose your mind"?

horse:"……"

So why should it become a victim of someone else's love?

Damn it, why don't you kill me to liven things up for the two of you!

"Hey, take a break, take a break, okay? Don't die, let me catch my breath too."

Hei Yang scratched his head sheepishly and led the horse slowly away: "Um, Big Horse, have you ever been in love, or rather, do you have a favorite horse?"

horse:"……"

Can we please stop bringing up things we don't want to talk about? It's been castrated, sob sob sob, it's impossible to love it anymore!

That knife went straight into its heart and lungs!

Hei Yang: "..."

very scary.

"Ahem, um, sorry, I wasn't paying attention..."

Cold sweat beaded on Hei Yang's forehead as he chuckled awkwardly, "Haha, actually, I've heard that once you reach the Golden Core stage, you can not only ride the wind and fly, but also regenerate severed limbs. So... Mr. Ma, you should have dreams, right?"

"Um, let me put it another way..."

Hei Yang whispered, "Does the horse you like like other horses?"

horse:"!!!"

What the hell are you, you cuckold, Pure Love Warhorse Rage!

The dark brown horse, its eyes red and panting heavily, would have given that dog a good kick if it weren't outmatched!

"No, I didn't mean to provoke you..."

Looking at Da Ma's expression, Hei Yang felt a little guilty: "That's right, I don't have much experience in dating, so I wanted to ask an expert for advice."

Back in the capital, Hei Yang was surrounded by elders, so he couldn't very well ask them for advice.

Hei Changhong is already a greasy middle-aged man; listening to him will definitely lead to failure!

Then there's Hei Chen and his gang. Ha, kids of their nephew generation, what do they know!

We can't exactly make him ask his muscular uncles, can we?

Hei Yang feared that with their guidance, he would never have any hope of being with Hong Li in his lifetime.

As for Aunt Qinglianlian...

If Mom knew she'd consulted her younger sister about that kind of thing, she'd probably be ready to grab a kitchen knife and rush at me...

But if only Mom were here, she would definitely have a solution, and she would be very willing to help him...

Pshaw! How old are you? If you still need your mom to date, you're such a baby!

So, after asking around, no one could match his situation.

"Really, I've made up my mind..."

With a sigh, Hei Yang said seriously, "We can't delay any longer. If you like someone, you have to seize the opportunity. You can't wait until you lose them to regret it. You know how arrogant people can ruin your life!"

So, I plan to find a time to formally confess my feelings to her after this trip. Whether I succeed or not, I'll have no regrets...

No, if I fail, my life will be full of regrets. Waaah, what's the point of living? Waaah, I might as well die. Grandma Meng, love me one more time..."

horse:"……"

This person is seriously ill; ignore him, ignore him.

"I am serious."

Hei Yang said with a serious face: "When I get there, I'll just confess my love, and nobody can stop me!"

So what if I'm shy? I'll just give up on my pride. I'll fight for my place in the family later. Let's just officially establish our relationship first, otherwise I'll get anxious, you know?

"Well, I used to feel like we could talk about anything, but now if we talk for even a few minutes, neither of us dares to say much. This situation is okay for a while, but if it goes on for too long, it'll be a disaster, Brother Ma, you know what I mean?"

horse:"……"

Oh yes, yes, you're right, so can you shut up? It's just a horse, it shouldn't have to hear such cruel things!

At this moment, Da Ma felt as if a will called "fff" had descended upon him, transcending infinite time and space.

"Brother Ma, do you think my confession will be successful?"

horse:"……"

"What should I do if I succeed? Is it the same as before?"

Let's be a little more daring, like those legendary kisses and hugs! Wow, just thinking about it is so exciting!

horse:"?"

No, is that all you aspire to?

If you don't need it, you can donate it to a horse that wants it, thank you!

Thinking of this, Hei Yang couldn't help but hang his head in dejection: "It won't work. I have absolutely no experience. Why did I listen to you so much before?"

I believed my teachers and parents, who said students shouldn't date too early, but when I got to high school, I realized I was the only fool who listened...

horse:"……"

How about letting it practice its kissing skills with you?

"Ugh, palpitations, confusion, infatuation, high blood pressure, rapid heartbeat, difficulty breathing, weakness in my limbs..."

Hei Yang covered his forehead: "I feel a little dizzy..."

horse:"……"

I suggest you dig a hole and bury yourself on the spot.

"Brother Ma, you will surely wish me well!"

Yes, yes, I wish you a terrible lovey-dovey day...

"Don't worry, as long as my confession is successful this time, I will definitely come back to fulfill my vow!"

Hei Yang patted the horse's back and solemnly said, "I'll stake my title as a master alchemist on helping you recover!"

"hold head high!"

With a glare, the horse took back its previous statement and said, "You must be happy!"

The thought of one day being able to recover filled Da Ma with excitement, and he began frantically pulling on the reins, trying to get Hei Yang back on his back.

Hurry up, damn it, get up here and I'll take you to see your wife. Stop nagging here. Can't you have a little sense of time like this?

Ok?

A will named f?

Sorry, we're not familiar with each other!

"Hey, hey, hey, don't rush, don't rush. I'll go up at the next intersection. By the way, would you like to try this?"

Hei Yang pulled open his clothes and rummaged through the twenty storage bags he carried—the Fifth Prince had contributed nine, and the others from Tianmen had contributed one each. Then he realized he had too many things to fit them all, so he went out and bought ten more!

He pulled out a small bottle, shook it, and confirmed that it was what he was looking for: "Hmm, I had some leftover waste from refining Qi Refining Pills before. I couldn't bear to throw it away, thinking that I could sell it as waste pills sometime and make some money."

I was too lazy to go there, but when I was tidying up I found it was still there, so I just put it in there.

To be honest, that alchemy furnace was really difficult to use, especially the reverse locking design, which almost gave me a stroke.

"Hmm, you can chew it like a snack; it might speed up your body tempering and qi cultivation process..."

……

Unboxing *4!

Gain 3 random skill points

Obtain 1 pill recipe

[Skill "Tighten the Wind and Run Away (Green)" is upgraded to "Collapsing and Selling Out (Blue)"]

[The gifted genius (green) is promoted to the wisest (blue)]

[Skill: See Through the World's illusions (Green) advances to "No one understands better than me (Blue)"]

Having obtained the formula: Go on, I'm listening (blue).

Skill: Collapse and Retreat

Quality: blue

Effect: Consumes 20% of stamina, instantly disengages from combat, undetectable to those at the Golden Core stage or below, while increasing speed tenfold, consuming 10% of stamina per second.

(Originally: Consumes 50% of one's own stamina to instantly disengage from combat and disappear from the enemy's sight. At the same time, one's own speed is tripled for 10 seconds. Effective against those at the Foundation Establishment stage and below.)