How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

The Heavy Water Ice Rhinoceros snorted softly, "I will devour it bite by bite to vent my anger!"

"That's too much! That's me..."

"mom!"

Xiao Huo suddenly spoke up, whispering, "Give it to him, there are still dozens of small ones left, that's enough."

"Hey, what do you know, you little brat? Can the nutritional value of a small one compare to that of a big one?"

Hongli muttered softly, "Look how big it is! Maybe it will grow that big too after we stew it into soup!"

"But……"

Xiao Huo chuckled sheepishly: "Too big wouldn't look good either."

"Hmm, that makes sense..."

Hongli frowned in thought, but suddenly realized something and stared at Xiaohuo with wide eyes: "Wait, what the hell are you talking about? What do you mean by 'big or small'? Is this something a child like you should know?"

"Inheritance...inheriting memories!"

"I've figured it out now. You haven't passed down any decent things from your inherited memories. You've just left them there to poison the future generations!"

Hong Li sighed and pulled out the Pigeon King's corpse: "Fine, consider it payment for the travel expenses. One hand for the pigeon, the other for the stone!"

"Great! That's spacious enough!"

……

"The old rhinoceros looks honest, but he's actually quite wicked."

Hong Li stared at the tiny, fingernail-sized Xuanbing crystal in her palm, feeling its weight, and said speechlessly, "So that's why it was so easy to buy. It weighs several hundred pounds just from this little bit."

"What a huge loss! What a huge loss! If word gets out, we'll be laughed at!"

"Oh, Sister Hongli, it's alright."

Hei Xiaolong chuckled foolishly: "This is enough for me to break through, and there might even be some left over!"

"Oh, remember to settle the final payment."

"Ah?"

"I just said it casually."

"So the igloo that the two of us built was never used!"

"How could something like that be as comfortable as home?"

Looking back at the ever-shrinking snow-capped mountain, Hong Li shook her head. This godforsaken place, she probably would never come back a second time in her life.

[Hei Yang: Hong Li, I'm fucking here!]

[Hongli: Heh, bring it on! I have a surprise for you!]

[Black Sun: ?]

[Hei Yang: Come on, we haven't seen each other for half a year, and you're going to mess with me as soon as we meet?]

[Hongli: Pshaw, this is truly a surprise! What are you thinking?!]

[Black Sun: Not a clock?]

[Hongli: No.]

[Black Sun: A razor blade?]

[Hongli: No...]

[Hei Yang: So... rotten apples, rotten eggs, cuckoldry novels, clay cakes, or are you going to punch me when we meet?]

[Hongli: I'll just cut your kidney off right now, are you happy now?]

[Black Sun: Tch, I knew it!]

[Hongli: Are you fucking crazy?!]

[Hongli: This is a serious, genuine surprise. Please trust me this once, okay?]

[Hei Yang: Alright then, actually I also prepared a surprise for you...]

[Hong Li: !]

[Hongli: Dead cockroaches, banana peels, melodramatic and tragic story, floral dress, lime biscuits?]

[Hei Yang: You still have the nerve to talk back to me? You don't even believe me, do you?]

[Hongli: No, I just trusted you too much!]

[Heiyang: Putting everything else aside, isn't a floral dress a normal gift? Or is it just that it's not pretty?]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: You know... I don't like wearing skirts...]

[Hongli: So you're just deliberately trying to disgust me?!]

[Hei Yang: But you seemed really happy wearing it!]

[Hongli: That's what you fucking want to see!]

Hongli: ...

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hongli: Um, I didn't say anything, okay? Please forget what I just said, please!]

[Black Sun: Aba Aba]

[Hongli: No, I only wore it because you begged me so humbly. Don't get the wrong idea!]

[Heiyang: Chattering away]

[Hongli: Do you really want me to cry in front of you?!]

[Hei Yang: Ahem, well... I'm serious, this is a genuine gift.]

[Black Sun: Even more exciting than a floral dress!]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: Dear brother, please have mercy and spare my life?]

[Hei Yang: Then tell me what you like, and I'll rush off to get it for you right away.]

[Hongli: No, we've known each other for so many years, don't you know what I like?]

[Hongli: I understand, the feelings have faded.]

[Hei Yang: Wow, so you're sure what you prepared is what I like?]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: No, are you sure you've got something wrong?]

[Hongli: The point isn't what I prepared, it's me, you silly dog! My best buddy put a lot of effort into preparing this gift for you, you have to like it even if you don't!]

[Black Sun: Well... I'm really looking forward to it?]

[Hongli: That's more like it...]

[Hongli: Oh dear, don't worry, I've put a lot of thought into this. I guarantee you'll be moved to tears when you see it!]

[Black Sun: Well then, shall we wait and see?]

[Hongli: But don't get your hopes up too high, or you might be disappointed...]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: To be honest, I actually miss you a lot right now...]

[Hongli: Huh? Ah! Heh, haha, this, this is perfectly normal, after all, someone as outstanding as me... moths fly to the light! Yes, that's it!]

[Black Sun: Uh, did you miss me? Seriously.]

[Hong Li: !!!]

[Black Sun: Three exclamation marks, I don't understand them.]

[Hongli: I...I just want a tiny bit, just a little bit of you, don't get the wrong idea!]

[Black Sun: Hehe.]

[Hongli: Hey you, get the hell out of here! Go to hell!]

Kamen Rider fan art!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 104 Arrogance ruins a life, hesitation leads to defeat!

"Hahahaha! She said she missed me, hahahaha, she missed me!"

Suddenly, a burst of wild laughter rang out in the mountains and forests, startling the birds in the forest into fleeing in panic with their families.

"hold head high!!!"