How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli screamed in despair, "Aaaaaah! How am I supposed to learn to cook in three days?! Quick, just kill me! Turn me into a dish!"

"Uh, senior sister, you have to be strong!"

"No, you don't understand my pain."

Hongli sighed, opened the panel, and wanted to see if Heiyang had sent her any messages during this time when she was engrossed in comics and sleeping.

July 8th.

[Hei Yang: I'm thinking that at my current speed, barring any unforeseen circumstances, I should be able to get there within twenty days, which should be around the end of the month.]

[Hei Yang: Hmm, I'll speed things up a bit, but it's better not to compress the time too much.]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Strange, why isn't she responding? Hong Li, Hong Li?]

[Heiyang: Are you busy with something?]

July 9th.

[Black Sun: Speeding up! We'll definitely arrive in half a month! Charge! Charge! Charge!]

……

July 10th.

[Hei Yang: Strange, why have you been so quiet these past two days? Could it be that your aunt has taken you to cultivate again?]

[Hei Yang: Tsk tsk, poor Hong Li.]

…………

July 15th

[Heiyang: No, you haven't replied to my messages for a whole week?]

[Black Sun: Red Glass? Red Glass?]

[Hei Yang: What are you doing, Hong Li?]

[Video call, not answered.]

[Video call, not answered.]

…………

July 17th.

[Hei Yang: Hong Li, if you're still alive, say something, or I'll go prepare your coffin!]

[Black Sun: ?]

[Black Sun: Say something!]

[Hei Yang: That's too much! This joke is no fun!]

[Video call, not answered.]

[Video call, not answered.]

…………

July 18th.

[Hei Yang: Hong Li, stop scaring me! I'm a scaredy-cat. Say something, please! You bastard...]

……

July 19th.

[Heiyang: Immediately, immediately, at the latest one week, at the latest I'll definitely be there, wait for me!]

……

July 20th.

[Black Sun: Damn, the map's expired! This road is blocked, we need to take another route. Don't panic, I'll be there soon!]

……

July 22nd.

[Hei Yang: Xiao Li, please say something to me, just one sentence, even just one sentence...]

……

July 24th.

[Hei Yang: I can't take it anymore! This horse is too slow. I can run faster carrying it!]

……

July 25th.

[Hei Yang: Ha, I'm definitely much faster now! I think I can already see your Five Elements Sect's Five Elements Mountains in the distance!]

……

July 26th.

[Hei Yang: Xiao Li...]

"..."

"Sister Hongli? Senior Sister?"

Xingyun saw Hongli suddenly lower her head, emanating a terrifying aura, and couldn't help but shrink back: "Sister Hongli, are you alright? Sister Hongli, have you been crying?"

"..."

Hongli looked up, her eyes a little red. She choked up for a moment and didn't speak. She waved her hand, got out of bed and walked towards the inner room: "Excuse me, um, I'll be right back..."

"Oh……"

"boom!"

The door to the inner room was locked from the inside. Hongli plopped down behind the door, panting heavily.

To be honest, seeing the messages Hei Yang has been sending these past few days makes me feel really bad, really bad...

Then, heartache, emotion?

No, if something really happened to her, that would be simple heartache and gratitude, but right now, I'm feeling something else...

fear!

Deep fear!

After taking several deep breaths, Hong Li's brain trembled as she replied to Hei Yang.

[Hongli: I'm sorry!!!]

[Hongli: I was wrong!!!]

[Hongli: I'm so sorry!!!]

[Hong Li: It's all my fault!]

[Hongli: Please don't be angry!]

[Hongli: You can scold me! No, you can hit me!]

[Hongli: Come here quickly. If you're angry, hit me. I promise I won't fight back. Anyway...]

[Hongli: I'm so sorry!!!]

[Hei Yang: Xiao Li!!!]

[Hei Yang: Xiao Li, you finally replied! Where have you been all these days...?]

Never mind that, I mean, are you hurt? Um, I'll be there soon, don't worry, "soon" means I'm practically riding on my back...

[Hei Yang: Anyway, I'm glad you're alright!]

[Hongli: Um, actually...]

[Hongli: Heiyang...]

[Black Sun: Yes, you said I'm here!]

[Hongli: Actually...]

[Hongli: Actually, these past few days...]

She took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and closed her eyes.

[Hongli: Actually, I haven't gone anywhere these past few days. I was just so engrossed in reading comics that I fell asleep and didn't notice your message. I'm so sorry, it's all my fault, so please don't be angry!]

[Black Sun: Manga...?]

[Hongli: Ah, that's it, the one that came out, there are so many pictures...]

[Hei Yang: I know that, no need to explain. What I mean is, you've been reading comics these past few days?]

Hei Yang abruptly stopped, gently setting aside the large horse he was carrying. Expressionless, he kicked off his worn-out shoes, casually pulled a new pair from his storage bag, put them on, and squatted down by the roadside, burying his face in his hands…

Hmph, if this author slacks off and sleeps in on Friday for the same reason and doesn't release a big update, he'll definitely get a beating!