How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Oh, you can't generalize from a single case."

Hei Yang scratched his head and whispered, "If I may ask, Grandma, were you hurt by love in your past life? Hmm, if you don't want to answer, just pretend I didn't say anything!"

"What's so hard to answer?"

Meng Po shook her head, expressionless: "However, I've completely forgotten about things from so long ago."

Sometimes, I wonder, did I ever truly experience love while I was alive? Perhaps I'm just the kind of person who will die alone...

"Oh hoo!"

Hei Yang's eyes widened suddenly: "So that's what 'a good person for all eternity' means! Sorry, you're a good person?!"

Meng Po: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"you……"

Hei Yang took two steps back in fear: "Public officials..."

"do not care!"

Meng Po slammed the soup spoon and bowl on the table, took a deep breath, turned to look at Hei Yang, and smiled: "Are you happy? Xiao Yang, you're about to become a story."

"Gudu..."

Hei Yang swallowed hard, forcing a smile through his tears: "No..."

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……

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Hei Yang suddenly jumped up, opened his eyes and wailed, "I was wrong! I was wrong! Grandma, my dear grandma, I won't do it again, I won't do it again, waah, please stop hitting me, please stop hitting me..."

The bronze snake tilted its head: "Shh...?"

Da Ma stared curiously at the bloodless Hei Yang: "Xi Lu Lu...?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Black Sun: ('*) zzz

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang feigned calmness and said, "I'm awake."

The bronze snake looked over.

Da Ma looked over.

"Hey, what kind of looks are those?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but exclaim, "Can't I just have a nightmare?!"

"rustle……"

The bronze snake flicked its tongue, and the little boy stammered in imitation, "Grandma, Grandma... I won't do it again... Waaah..."

Hei Yang: "..."

[Hei Yang: Waaaaah, Xiao Li, someone bullied me!]

Hongli: Hey? You're alive!

I thought you had already passed away. I was just getting over the loss and preparing to face a new chapter in my life!

[Black Sun: Crawl, crawl, crawl!]

[Hongli: Ouch.]

[Black Sun: No, don't climb yet!]

[Hei Yang: I've been bullied, didn't you hear me? Comfort me!]

[Hongli: Oh? Is that so? Let's beat him up! Let's give him a good beating!]

[Black Sun: We can't beat them!]

[Hongli: Then I'll help you!]

[Hei Yang: Even if we tied ourselves together, we couldn't beat them, and if we did, we'd be morally condemned!]

[Hongli: So ruthless? Then let's reason with Him!]

[Hei Yang: I was the one who spoke rudely first...]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: You... bury him... How shameless of you... Don't you deserve to be beaten?]

[Hei Yang: Wow, even though I know that's the truth, shouldn't you side with your family and ignore what's right? For example, tell me a couple of insincere lies to comfort me?]

[Hei Yang: It's like a little kid who bumps his head into someone's table and hurts himself, but his parents still hit the table and say it's all the table's fault for hurting their child...]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: How childish are you! What, am I your mother? Should I sing you a nursery rhyme? Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the pain will fly away~]

[Black Sun: Damn, this is... so awkward. Find something more positive, something more mature!]

[Hongli: You're so hard to please, you're like you're sick... no, you really are sick!]

[Hongli: Aha, I've got it, you sang it before...]

[Hongli: He said, "In the wind and rain, what is this little pain? Wipe away your tears, don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams."]

[Hei Yang: Yes! I got beaten up in my dream!]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Are you fucking crazy?!]

[Hongli: Get lost! I'm eating! I don't have time for you!]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 160 Cilantro, scallions, ginger, garlic, eggplant, carrots, taro, bitter melon, green peppers, celery...

[Heiyang: Eat? Don't you live on snacks all the time?]

[Hongli: Stop being so harsh! Snacks and meals are stored in two separate stomachs, okay? They both need to be filled!]

[Hongli: [Images][Images][Images]]

[Hongli: Hmm... well, the food was just so-so!]

[Black Sun: Did you make this yourself?]

[Black Sun: Oh, sorry, I asked a silly question. Something that looks like food couldn't possibly have come from you.]

[Hongli: Tch, I can always guess what you're going to say the moment you open your mouth. You can never say anything nice.]

[Hongli: So what if it doesn't taste good? Huh? Even if it's terrible, there are still people who will eat it!]

[Hei Yang: Good heavens, which stupid dog would dare eat your food? Hahahaha, this is hilarious!]

[Hongli: You.]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Sorry, I'm a stupid dog.]

"Humph."

Hongli snorted softly, a slight smile playing on her lips, but when she looked up and saw Xiao Huo and Xingyun eating with gusto, she immediately became displeased again.

Hongli: Although... I admit that my aunt's cooking is a tiny bit better than mine, but it's not that much worse!

Why is it that, even though it's the same ingredients and tastes almost the same, Xiao Huo and the others enjoy their aunt's cooking with great relish, but hate my food like it's going to kill them? Why?!

[Black Sun: A tiny bit... almost... You're really bold to say that.]

[Hei Yang: To be fair, let's not worry about the taste for now. When can you make food so toxic it won't kill people? That would be a major breakthrough for you, okay?]

[Hei Yang: Speaking of breakthroughs, I just realized you've actually reached the third level of Foundation Establishment! That's impressive! You've truly kept your promise this time. I'm very pleased with you!]

[Hongli: Climb. Forget about breakthroughs for now, all I want to know right now is, as the only person with the honor of being my culinary taster, what are your thoughts after tasting it?]

[Heiyang: Personally, I feel extremely scared now!]

[Hongli: Okay, okay, I know my cooking has flaws, so please stop criticizing me!]

[Hongli: Could you offer some constructive criticism, such as areas for improvement, areas where you've done well, and areas where you should continue to maintain those practices?]

[Hongli: Please, give me some confidence! You don't want to eat poison every time you grow up, do you?]

[Black Sun: What terrorist statement...]

[Hongli: You admitted it yourself, as your boyfriend, it's your duty to test for poison!]

[Hei Yang: Nonsense! What's wrong with having a boyfriend? Doesn't a boyfriend belong to his parents? Does he deserve to be poisoned by you?]

[Hongli: So you need to think of a way! Good luck, I believe in you!]