How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Black Sun: What you're saying...]

[Hei Yang: Fine, I spent three precious hours of my time, plus got a beating, and I actually found a solution for you!]

[Hei Yang: Regardless of whether it improves the taste, it will at least ensure that the food you make is non-toxic and can also bring out some of the original benefits of the ingredients.]

[Hongli: Hmm?!]

Hong Li's eyes lit up.

[Hongli: How do I do it? Tell me, tell me quickly!]

[Hei Yang: When you feel the pot is about to explode, press the lid down firmly until it returns to calm.]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: You want to blow me up?! What if I get hurt?!]

[Black Sun: To gain something, you always have to pay a price!]

Hongli: ...

[Black Sun: Don't you believe me? I have evidence for this.]

[Hongli: What's the basis for this? "How to trick your naive partner into committing suicide without affixing yourself?"]

[Hei Yang: I'll say one word: alchemy. Got it?]

[Hong Li: !!!]

[Hongli: I see! That explains why something felt off!]

[Hongli: So, it really was the pot's fault! I knew it wasn't my fault!]

[Hei Yang: That's hard to say...]

[Hei Yang: That method will only prevent your food from being too toxic, but the taste... well, it'll probably be terrible.]

[Hei Yang: After all, most alchemists don't care much about the taste; they just swallow it and process it directly. But if you use alchemy techniques to cook, then the taste becomes very important!]

[Hongli: Is it that important? Isn't it enough as long as it's nutritious and effective?]

[Heiyang: It's like when your parents put a dish you don't like on your plate at mealtime, saying, "Eat more of this, it's nutritious and good for your health!"]

[Hongli: Okay, it's important.]

[Hongli: After we finish eating and see my aunt and the others off, I'll try again. This time I'm sure I can bring out the best in the ingredients!]

[Hei Yang: So, I've always been curious, what ingredients did you use, and what effect were you trying to achieve?]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Boiled stones, a good source of calcium!]

[Black Sun: Tch, if you don't want to talk about it, then forget it.]

After quickly tidying up the table and letting the copper snake and the big horse play by themselves, Hei Yang looked at the full bowl left on the table, pondered for a moment, took out a large bottle, and filled it up.

One label, and you've got a highly effective sleeping potion!

"Phew, making the best use of everything, that's me for you."

Hei Yang let out a long sigh and walked out of the room.

[Heiyang: Go out again to buy some needles, thread, and fabric.]

[Hongli: Cough cough, why buy all those weird things? It's such a waste of money!]

[Hei Yang: Don't play dumb, of course I'm preparing clothes for you for all four seasons and every season to come!]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Let's stop, brother.]

[Hei Yang: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I won't make you any overly revealing clothes.]

[Black Sun: I previously obtained a clothing catalog, which contained many stylish and comfortable casual outfits, including men's and women's styles, as well as couple's outfits...]

[Heiyang: Trust me, it's very comfortable to wear, at least more comfortable than what I'm wearing now!]

[Hongli: Hmm? Who's more comfortable!?]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Of course it's the person wearing clothes! What are you thinking?!]

[Hongli sent a video request]

[Connected]

"No, I want to watch you buy the fabric."

Hongli glanced at everyone still eating, greeted them, wiped her mouth, left the table, went into her bedroom, and closed the door: "You're not allowed to buy anything I don't like!"

"Sister, can you tell the style of a garment just by looking at the fabric?"

Hei Yang shrugged speechlessly: "Excuse me for being blunt, but you're wasting your time."

"Oh well, then let's not worry about that..."

Hong Li's lips twitched as she watched Hei Yang lock the door and walk onto the main street of Five Elements City. Suddenly, an idea struck her: "That's right, aren't you still unfamiliar with Five Elements City? I can guide you through the streets."

"Hmm, thinking about it that way, it would be quite interesting to be lying in bed, controlling you to walk down the street, and even sending the images back to you!"

"The Black Sun exploration vehicle, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "It's only been a few days since the lockdown, and video calls aren't enough for you anymore, so you've switched to watching live streams, huh?"

"Oh, don't worry about the details. You can also buy me some more food and toys!"

Hongli waved her hand, adjusted her viewing position, and commanded, "Now, listen to my command, turn right ahead, and you'll arrive at... uh, I'm not sure where we'll arrive at, just turn!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 161 When you finally manage to create a villainous organization, you'd feel bad if you didn't exploit them a few times!

"I feel……"

Hei Yang looked up at the sunset, another day had passed, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: "If it weren't for your guidance, I should be home safely after buying my things, instead of just leaving the store like this!"

"I really don't think that pink fabric is very good..."

Hong Li frowned and commented sharply, "It's not that the color pink is bad, but that particular shade of pink... how should I put it, it just gives me a feeling that I don't like looking at it!"

"If you don't like it, just cut it up and use it as a rag... So are you even listening to me?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I'm already out of their shop, so you don't need to be picky anymore."

Honestly, I remember when you used to buy clothes, your standard was always "just a piece of cloth thick enough to block out the wind and keep you warm." I've never seen you pick out anything!

“Things were different then.”

Hongli shrugged as if it were the most natural thing in the world and said, "Back then, we went shopping together. You had to walk and I had to walk too, so we had to finish shopping as soon as possible and go back to rest earlier!"

I don't know about other girls, but when I go shopping, I really don't have unlimited energy!

But things are different now. Now I can just lie in bed and talk nonsense, but you have to run around doing things because of something I say. Ah, it's quite a sight to behold!

So, the color of the fabric doesn't really matter. What matters is that I finally have a chance to order you around, so I definitely have to make the most of it, right?

"Are you deliberately trying to disgust people?"

"That can't be done."

Hongli smiled and said, "Think about it. Before you came out, you knew nothing about Five Elements City. But now, you are almost as familiar with these streets as a local, aren't you?"

"That's not."

Hei Yang scoffed, "I've been to the places the locals frequent, the places they don't frequent, and even the places they've never been. How could I not be familiar with them!"

In just half a day, the creature called Black Sun appeared in every corner of Five Elements City, except for the cloth shop.

During this time, they also witnessed six illegal transactions, three meetings between secret organizations whose legality was unknown, and even raided a small human trafficking den, rescuing dozens of children from dire straits.

When he saw the children find their parents from afar, a relieved smile appeared on his face. He was about to turn away and hide his achievements, leaving behind a mysterious legend of an urban hero, when he discovered that right behind him was a fabric store. Damn!

"Don't give me any bad advice."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "What if you navigate me to some dangerous place and I become a missing person? You'll be crying then!"

"It's not as bad as a den of dragons or tigers."

Hongli rolled her eyes and casually said, "It just so happens to be this street, that Snow Mountain Ingredients Specialty Store, the one you've passed by several times. Go inside and see if they have Snow Mountain Pigeons in stock. If they do, buy me a few dozen kilograms for cooking."

"walk slowly."

Hei Yang nodded, walked into the shop Hong Li had mentioned, found one of the saleswomen, and asked, "Excuse me, do you sell Snow Mountain Pigeons?"

"Ah, this guest, you've come at the perfect time."

The sales clerk paused for a moment, then smiled and led Hei Yang toward the storage area, explaining as they walked, "A new batch just arrived today, and we haven't even had time to stock it yet. It's absolutely fresh, which is why I said you've come at a good time, sir."

Recently, we've had a customer who always buys everything as soon as we get new stock. So we increased our order quantities a few times, and to our surprise, he bought it all and said with satisfaction that we have the most stock here..."

[Hong Li: !!!]

"Ok?"