How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Did she fall off the bed again? This time, we can't exactly say he kicked her off!

[Heiyang: Hello? Hongli? Is Hongli there?]

[Hongli: Hmm?]

[Hongli: Oh, you're awake. I'll go check on you later. Lie down for a bit first.]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Heiyang: So what exactly are you doing?]

Are you up so early to go on a spiritual retreat? Has the sun risen in the west?

Hongli has sent a video request.

[Connected]

"See, I'm busy right now and can't leave for a while."

Hongli is holding a large ladle in her hand, and in front of her is a large pot on the fire, with the lid tightly closed and seemingly trembling.

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Haha, you must be doing laundry, right? You must be doing laundry, definitely not cooking, right? Haha!]

"what?"

Hong Li frowned, looking confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Isn't it obvious? Your thoughtful girlfriend is preparing breakfast for you!

Do you know how hard it is to overcome your instincts and get out of bed? Shouldn't you be moved to see me like this?

[Hei Yang: Ah, I'm definitely moved, but can I just be moved and not eat?]

Hong Li raised an eyebrow: "What's wrong with you? Picky eater, huh! Your mom will be heartbroken if she finds out!"

[Hei Yang: No, no, no, I'd only make Mom sad if I ate her, like a long-haired person sending off a short-haired person...]

"Alright, why are you making such a fuss?"

Hongli snorted lightly: "Anyway, you're determined to eat it, but I'll eat with you, is that alright?"

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Why bother? What good does it do you to hurt each other?!]

"Didn't you already say that?"

Hong Li frowned and said, "They said that as long as the method is correct, the nutrients in the ingredients can be retained, impurities can be removed, and there will be no poison."

After a pause, Hongli looked at Heiyang: "You told me this yourself, don't you even believe it yourself?!"

"Ah this..."

"Alright, enough talk, it seems we've reached the final step!"

Hongli turned her head to look at the pot and sure enough, she found that the lid was trying to escape. She raised her eyebrows and reached out to press the pot down with a "smack"!

"Heh, I was almost successful last time, but the quality of that kitchen knife was poor, so I failed at the last minute."

Hong Li snorted coldly: "This time I'll just hold you down with my hand. Go ahead and break my hand if you dare!"

(Dangerous action; cultivators below the Foundation Establishment stage are prohibited from imitating this.)

[Hei Yang: Ah, this is too bloody. It's just cooking. Sister Li, it doesn't have to be like this...]

"Don't try to persuade me."

Flames flickered in Hong Li's eyes: "This has become a hurdle in my heart, it's a demon!"

As long as I can't make something edible, it will forever haunt me!

[Hei Yang: If you can eat it... just slice a tomato, add some sugar, shake it a couple of times, it's that simple...]

"That can be called food?!"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow: "If I don't prove myself with such difficult dishes, what's the difference between me and those kitchen killers!"

[Heiyang: You're more lethal than them, and you're both bad at the game and love to play...]

"What did you say?!"

[Hei Yang: Ah, I mean, doesn't your hand get hot from sitting on that? I'll feel bad for you!]

"Ugh, disgusting hypocrisy."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "You're worried about a dignified fire mage getting burned? Besides, this is a specially made magic pot that cost a lot of spirit stones, so heat insulation is no problem at all!"

[Black Sun: Was this premeditated...? Then what about your money...?]

"Yes, it's what you think!"

Hongli retorted confidently, "I used the money you gave me!"

[Black Sun: ...]

My feelings are complicated, and I'm currently withdrawn.

"Hmm, I can feel it..."

Hong Li stared at the pot lid with a solemn expression: "The power contained within is growing stronger and stronger, as if some powerful and magical treasure is about to be born, or like a giant Kun entering the sea, or a Kunpeng spreading its wings, driving the continuous development of human civilization..."

"Black Sun, can you hear me? Can you see me? We're about to succeed! This will be a historic moment!"

[Black Sun: I have a kind heart; I can't bear to see such cruel scenes.]

[Hei Yang: Besides, this isn't even our house yet. Don't blow up someone else's house, or we'll end up with an artificial forbidden zone at the foot of Five Elements Mountain...]

[Heiyang: Um, wait until we get home. Once we have our own house, you can blow it up as much as you want, okay?]

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you."

Hong Li placed her other hand on the pot lid, took a deep breath, and her eyes flashed with a sharp light: "At the last moment, we must take it down!"

"boom!"

A muffled thud rang out, startling Hei Yang so much that his heart skipped a beat. If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have jumped up by now!

However, the expected explosion did not occur. Instead, after a muffled thud, the pressure from under the lid suddenly dissipated.

However, Hong Li remained vigilant; she would not repeat the same mistake this time!

Time ticked by, and Hei Yang and Hong Li stared nervously at the pot. The flames below had gone out, but beads of sweat dripped from their foreheads.

One minute, two minutes...

Hongli's eyes grew brighter.

Hei Yang looked shocked. Could it be that they really succeeded?

"..."

Hongli's shoulders began to tremble: "Hehehe..."

She abruptly moved her hand away, threw her head back and laughed loudly: "Haha! Haha! (fourth tone) I knew it, it's not that I, Hong Li, can't do it, it's just a matter of whether I want to or not!"

Cooking alone can no longer stop me!

"..."

Hongli carefully wrapped a bib around Heiyang's neck and carried him from the bedroom to the dining table. Heiyang's eyes blinked frantically.

Yes, he's been kidnapped! Help!

"What's there to be dissatisfied with?!"

Hong Li snorted and patted Hei Yang's shoulder with one hand: "You know, this is the legendary couple's feeding!"

You should be secretly happy that I'm cooking for you and feeding you myself!

"I might not even be able to cook for you anymore in the future, so please cherish this opportunity, okay?"

[Black Sun: Should we cherish the last moments of our lives?]

[Hei Yang: Waaaaah, Xiao Li, I'll miss you. Goodbye!]

[Hei Yang: Oh, right, by the way, this doesn't look like a couple feeding each other at all; it looks more like my mom feeding me.]

"Oh, don't worry about the details."

Hongli waved her hand: "If you'd like, you can call me Mom too, I don't mind!"

[Black Sun: Get up!]

"Are you ready?"

Hongli took a deep breath, but her actions showed no hesitation: "Open the pot!"

"Shh!"

The lid was pulled off, revealing a somewhat murky, thick soup inside. It had no aroma, and...

"It's not black!"

Hongli excitedly patted Heiyang on the back: "Heiyang, did you see that? It's a different color this time! It's not black anymore! It's definitely different from before!"

[Hei Yang: Ah, but why doesn't it taste good? You didn't forget to put in any ingredients and just boiled a pot of water, did you?]