How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Come on, boiling water can make it cloudy, right!?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "This means the nutrients were perfectly preserved and there was no loss!"

Taking out a soup spoon, Hongli gently scooped up a little of the thick soup, glanced at Heiyang, and gave him a confident look: "Don't worry, I'll taste it first, and if it's okay, I'll feed you!"

[Black Sun: Before that, could you please let me go? I know I was wrong, sob sob.]

[Hei Yang: What if you faint and I can't move? If some bad guy shows up then, wouldn't we be doomed?!]

"Little Fire will lead us away! And you have to believe me!"

Hongli waved her hand, and without saying a word, moved the spoon to her mouth and drank it all in one gulp!

[Black Sun: !!!]

[Black Sun: No!]

[Black Sun: Red—Glass—]

[Black Sun: Waaaaah, waaaah...]

"Hey, hey, what's all the wailing about!"

Hongli patted Heiyang on the shoulder, glanced at him speechlessly, and patted her chest: "See, are you alright?"

[Black Sun: Huh?]

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, whose face was normal and rosy, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.

[Black Sun: Are you really alright?]

"It's okay!"

[Black Sun: Aren't you dizzy?]

"I don't feel dizzy!"

[Black Sun: Huh? I don't believe you! Open your mouth so I can see if you've secretly hidden it and haven't swallowed it.]

"There's a lot going on."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Ah—you saw it, right?"

[Black Sun: Hiss! He's really alright!]

"I already told you, and the taste wasn't as bad as I imagined."

Hong Li frowned and commented, "Too much salt, a bit salty, but otherwise it's fine. Okay, it's your turn, no fighting allowed."

[Black Sun: Oh...]

Hong Li took out a small wooden figure and scratched its mouth with her fingernail. Instantly, Hei Yang felt that his mouth, tongue, and even throat could move!

"Wuhu!"

Hei Yang cheered, "Finally, I can speak! Praise Hong Li!"

"It's not too late to praise it after you've tasted it."

"Heh, bring it on!"

"This is right!"

Hongli scooped up another spoonful, bent down slightly, and gently brought it to Heiyang's lips: "Open your mouth, ah—"

"Ah—Ugh!"

Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "It's really good! No, I should say, much better! Well done, Xiao Li!"

"Ha, of course! Don't you know who I am?"

Hei Yang looked at the girl and saw her bright smiling face.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 203: Saying goodbye to the old village chief of the newbie village, he took back the newbie equipment with unlimited durability. Click to recharge!

"Great, eat your fill and then lie down. Watch me fatten you up until you're plump and healthy."

"I'm already very grateful that you didn't raise me to death."

Hei Yang was carried to a recliner in the courtyard by Hong Li, who thoughtfully helped him put on sunglasses.

"All right!"

Hong Li clapped her hands: "Cultivating while basking in the sun and feeling the autumn breeze will definitely be twice as effective!"

Putting everything else aside, the spiritual energy outdoors is definitely much stronger!

"You think this is how our life will be from now on?"

Hongli looked longingly at the courtyard, her eyes sparkling: "I can hide away from all my troubles in the courtyard and be happy every day!"

And so they lived a leisurely retirement life...

"what……"

Hei Yang looked up at the blue sky, his eyes reflecting the clouds, and sighed, "I hope that at least I won't be paralyzed like this back then."

"Oh, just let me play with it."

Hong Li chuckled: "It only works on Foundation Establishment stage cultivators, it would be a waste not to use it!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hong Li quickly entered a meditative state. The rich spiritual energy on Five Elements Mountain was drawn into the courtyard and absorbed by Hong Li, transforming it into her own power. Countless insights arose in her mind.

"Hongli, it's been ten minutes."

"You're allowed to take a break; no need to report!"

"Oh."

"..."

"Hongli, something's wrong, a mosquito is biting me!"

Hei Yang lowered his gaze and saw a large black mosquito perched on the tip of his nose, trying to pierce his skin!

Hei Yang grimaced and tried to blow on it to drive it away: "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! Damn it, this guy won't budge!"

"Oh, what's the big deal?"

Hong Li was multitasking, cultivating while nonchalantly saying, "How could a little mosquito possibly pierce your skin? It can't even break through your defenses. It's probably just keeping you company because it's bored!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hongli."

"what?"

"A sexy, voluptuous female mosquito is kissing the tip of my nose!"

"!!!"

A flame suddenly flew onto the mosquito and turned it to ashes.

"Don't be afraid, Black Sun."

Hong Li said coldly, "It's already been taken care of!"

"Thank you."

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly.

……

Hei Yang thought three days would be a long and agonizing time, but he didn't expect that the three days would pass in the blink of an eye, so fast that Hei Yang didn't even have time to react. Afterwards, he felt a little regretful... cough cough, who would regret such a thing!

Hei Yang suddenly jumped up, spread his arms, and immediately did a set of radio calisthenics that were engraved in the depths of his soul!

"Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

"what?"

Hongli opened her eyes, glanced at Heiyang, and showed a regretful expression: "Alright? Tsk tsk, three days is so short, there are still so many fun things we haven't tried yet... Also, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah, the breath of freedom!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath, stretched his limbs, snorted, and looked at Hong Li: "Huh? What kind of crazy thing could little trash like Hei Yang do? No matter how crazy he goes, he can't beat Lady Hong Li!"

"What kind of look is that? And why the sarcastic tone?"

Hong Li scoffed and raised an eyebrow: "You're not convinced?"

"Heh, it was just a sneak attack. I was only careless for a moment..."

Hei Yang sneered, "Take this Dare Card from me, and Hong Li will pay with her life!"

Item: Disposable Magic Mirror

Quality: green

Effect: Can be unaffected by the opponent's transformative skills and reflect them back.

"Haha! I've been waiting for you!"