How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Hei Yang blinked, quickly realized what was happening, rolled his eyes, and casually threw the cotton socks in his hand onto the low wardrobe a little distance away. This startled Hong Li, who quickly looked up at Hei Yang.

"What...what do you want to do?!"

"What do you mean, what do I want to do? How about you kick me?"

Hei Yang stared at Hong Li speechlessly, while the latter turned her head away guiltily.

"Again, I didn't use any force. Who, who told you to sleep so soundly? I tried to wake you up several times... Yeah, that's it, I didn't do anything wrong!"

"Oh, you're waking me up, right?"

Hei Yang tilted his head back, a thoughtful expression on his face.

"So here's the question: why did I suddenly lose consciousness? It's so strange, Xiao Li, do you have any clue?"

"Oh, hahaha..."

Hong Li's expression was stiff, and she kept chuckling awkwardly.

"Of course I have no clue. How am I supposed to know why you suddenly, suddenly fainted? Hahaha..."

The black sun stared intently!

Hongli: "..."

"I was wrong!"

Hongli buried her head in the blanket, covering her head in defense.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to poison you, ptooey, I didn't mean to make you drink the medicinal wine, sob sob sob..."

"No, it's just that whenever there's something good, you're the first person I think of!"

"and……"

Hongli paused, then peeked at Heiyang through a gap in her arm, muttering weakly, "Besides, who told you to be so obedient? I told you to open your mouth and you opened your mouth. I thought you were doing it willingly!"

"Tsk tsk, they're quite the expert at turning the tables."

Hei Yang pursed his lips, cupped Hong Li's head in his hands, revealing her small face, and looked at his girlfriend with dead fish eyes, saying in a low voice, "Why would I be wary of you? You tell me to open my mouth, so I'll open it."

"You really... I'm going to cry!"

"Stop talking nonsense."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, let go, sat up, and glanced at Hong Li.

"So what kind of medicinal wine did you give me to drink? 'Black Sun Becomes Obedient Potion'? 'Obedience Wine'? 'Black Sun Obedience Water'? 'Brainwashing Fluid'?"

"Huh? What are you thinking about!"

Hongli retorted instinctively, "If it were really something like that, you, not me, would be the one trembling with fear right now!"

"Xing, you truly live up to your reputation."

Hei Yang snorted softly: "So what exactly is it?"

"Uh……"

Hongli gently leaned close to Heiyang's ear.

"That's it, gurgle gurgle, gurgle gurgle gurgle..."

"Tsk tsk, I see..."

Hei Yang looked enlightened, clicked his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh.

"No wonder I feel a bit tipsy now. Is this purple-quality medicinal wine any good?"

"Up there?!"

Hongli's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I wasn't prepared!"

"???"

A bunch of question marks popped up above Hei Yang's head: "Something's not right with you."

"Ahem, don't worry about such harmless things."

Hong Li coughed twice and looked at Hei Yang curiously.

"Any other feelings? How does it taste? Is it delicious?"

"taste……"

Hei Yang frowned slightly: "It tastes like wine, but I can't tell if it's good or bad, so I can't comment on it."

There was also the smell of herbs, cloves, star anise... a wonderful fragrance...

It also seems to have a sweet taste, like sugar? Honey? But it doesn't quite taste like it..."

"Uh, that..."

Hongli raised her hand and whispered, "The sweet taste was something else I gave you to drink later; it shouldn't taste like medicinal wine..."

"???"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "More than one kind? When I was drunk, how many strange things did you pour into my mouth?!"

"Hey, what do you mean by 'strange things'? Would I harm you?"

Hongli, hands on her hips, glared at Heiyang with displeasure and snorted, "This shows a lack of trust in your girlfriend, which is extremely bad behavior!"

"Uh, so what is it?"

"It's just milk."

"That's it..."

Hei Yang nodded subconsciously, then suddenly his eyes widened: "Huh? Milk! Just milk!"

"Milk!!!"

Hongli screamed in frustration, "This is for sobering you up!!! What are you thinking!!!"

"I'm thinking……"

Hei Yang blinked: "Milk? What else could it be?"

"Heh, so you've managed to put it on, huh..."

Hongli curled her lip in disdain, then suddenly remembered something, and a look of loneliness appeared on her face as she sighed.

"Just a year ago, sixteen-year-old Hong Xiaoli was a cute girl who would blush even when holding hands, but now my thoughts have become filthy, and I have no face to face my fellow villagers..."

Hongli lamented, "There's no going back, there's no going back. The innocent Hongli has been tainted by Heiyang, sob sob sob..."

If one day I become ( ), please remember my clear eyes from back then; at least, that pure and innocent little red glass once existed!

"If it's a clear gaze..."

Hei Yang said quietly, "I'm sorry, but I personally destroyed Li's clear eyes more than ten years ago, turning them into dead fish eyes..."

Hongli: "..."

"Do not!!!"

Hongli looked sad: "Is this the price of growing up? It's far too heavy!"

"Alright, stop pretending with me."

Hei Yang gently kicked the side-lying Hong Li and whispered, "I admit that the laziness was my doing, but as for the filthy words..."

Didn't you start buying novels from roadside stalls—books I can't say too much about—from when you were twelve years old?

"!!!!!!"

Hong Li's head was buzzing. In an instant, she appeared behind Hei Yang, placed her feet on his shoulders, and simultaneously stretched out her arms and legs to strangle his neck!

"Hey, what are you doing? Get down here..."

Hei Yang felt a terrifying killing intent behind him, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead: "Why are you getting so angry?"

"How did you know……"

Hong Li's deep voice came from beside my ear.

"What?"

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head.

How did you know about this?

How did you know I started when I was twelve...?

Does anyone know?

Are you alone?

Are there any other people who know the truth?

Does that mean that if I kill you, no one else will know?